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Joe the Strummer
Jun 14, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHEp7G10k4

Employee caught jerkin' it at Walmart. Its also the most Walmart video I've ever seen.

:nws: to be safe, but its not as bad as it sounds.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Joe the Strummer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHEp7G10k4

Employee caught jerkin' it at Walmart. Its also the most Walmart video I've ever seen.

:nws: to be safe, but its not as bad as it sounds.

It takes some balls to masturbate right in front of a window open to customers filming you and then point blank say that you weren't.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

xoFcitcrA posted:

"gently caress, man... I... this car was a replacement for one that was totalled."

Still, breathable deer.

Mmmm venison mist. Sounds like a boxed wine for vampires.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



handegg can be p fun

so can seeing birds have their feathers blowing all over the place



or just getting hit

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Yea keep posting animals getting hit I'm almost there. :rolleyes:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The NFL: Higher quality football

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

nerdz posted:

Is that... blood?

The thing to remember about roos is that they do contain a lot of blood and other fluids, but mostly they're made out of bone and ludicrous amounts of muscle.




They are a huge danger at night on outback roads because they move about after dark, are fast as hell and can just come out of nowhere to destroy your car and probably kill you.

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

Joe the Strummer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hHEp7G10k4

Employee caught jerkin' it at Walmart. Its also the most Walmart video I've ever seen.

:nws: to be safe, but its not as bad as it sounds.
That doesn't look like WalMart unless cashiers are behind glass somewhere I've never been. Looks like some gas station.

Yes, That is the issue I have with the video.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Some WalMarts have gas stations

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
EpicFails for October:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vM1l2mrYws


This one is worth watching for the two gigantic ships hitting each other at the 4 minute mark.


And Fail Army does the opposite with a people are awesome video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6a-X9x8YNw

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
So kangaroo in Australia are like regular ol' deer in the States. Well, deer on steroids wearing those bouncy stilt things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYu1UcpMZk

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist

Henchman of Santa posted:

The NFL: Higher quality football



I don't follow football at all, so I don't know who that is or why it's happening, but I have to ask. Why are none of the blue team on that side of the field, and why are none of them reacting after play starts? White just walks in and tanks the QB.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Orcs and Ostriches posted:

I don't follow football at all, so I don't know who that is or why it's happening, but I have to ask. Why are none of the blue team on that side of the field, and why are none of them reacting after play starts? White just walks in and tanks the QB.

Thing is, nobody knows why it happened, which is why it's so amazing. But the best guess is that it was supposed to confuse the defense and that they were never supposed to actually snap the ball. Here's a write up:
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2015/10/18/9565897/the-colts-ran-what-may-be-the-worst-trick-play-in-nfl-history

Trundel
Mar 13, 2005

:10bux: + :awesomelon: = :roboluv:
- a sound investment!

Orcs and Ostriches posted:

I don't follow football at all, so I don't know who that is or why it's happening, but I have to ask. Why are none of the blue team on that side of the field, and why are none of them reacting after play starts? White just walks in and tanks the QB.

It was supposed to be some sort of trick punt play, except the guy snapping the ball snapped it early and the guy acting as the qb panicked and went to the ground. In theory he might have tried to throw it over to the other side for a big screen run but it's baffling from all angles.

Oh, and those guys on the other side of the field were not lined up with the snapper so they got a penalty as well.

Kay Kessler
May 9, 2013

A classic from the days of AFHV:

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
pyf goons don't like... sports? The thing that involves leaving your computer?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
If you're going to pick a fight with someone on the bus then maybe pick someone other than the big crazy guy wearing a t-shirt which says "I am a motherfucker"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58a0qgIJ2DQ

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If you're going to pick a fight with someone on the bus then maybe pick someone other than the big crazy guy wearing a t-shirt which says "I am a motherfucker"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58a0qgIJ2DQ

I dunno. That guy looks like he'd be into RnB, hip-hop or maybe blues. What makes them think he's into punk?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Gorilla Salad posted:

EpicFails for October:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vM1l2mrYws


This one is worth watching for the two gigantic ships hitting each other at the 4 minute mark.


And Fail Army does the opposite with a people are awesome video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6a-X9x8YNw

The SUVs crossing the river is like an updated version of Oregon Trail.

Jeherrin
Jun 7, 2012

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

The SUVs crossing the river is like an updated version of Oregon Trail.

Basically Spin Tires, which is essentially a Russia simulator.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Did he try to sell you shower curtain rings?

Given how chuffed he was, I'd've gladly bought two sets and invited him home for Thanksgiving.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

ArtIsResistance posted:

pyf goons don't like... sports? The thing that involves leaving your computer?

Do you honestly think that the people who watch sports and play in fantasy leagues do that from anywhere else but their home? The stats-obsessed, gif-posting, power-tweeting, thread-making GBS threads sports brigade is just as indoorsy and goony as the guys annoyed by them, with the added bonus of treating sports as if they actually mattered. In conclusion: don't try and play that particular card.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


goons love sports:

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Sports!

A floorball team scores six times after pulling their goalkeeper (you get an extra player but have an empty net so it rarely works even if you're losing by one goal).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3sGiuH5bU8
(game ends after 60 minutes, 65 if it's a tie)

Kennel has a new favorite as of 08:25 on Oct 19, 2015

xoFcitcrA
Feb 16, 2010

took the bread and the lamb spread
Lipstick Apathy

Henchman of Santa posted:

The NFL: Higher quality football



What a strange trick!

Also, what sport is that floorhockey called? We don't have it where I live. At least, not in organized team form.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

xoFcitcrA posted:

What a strange trick!

Also, what sport is that floorhockey called? We don't have it where I live. At least, not in organized team form.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floorball

It's also known as Unihockey, and it's apparently popular in Scandinavia. It's in some ways similar to field hockey, which is popular in West Europe and the Indian subcontinent.

It always makes me chuckle to hear Canadians talk about 'hockey', meaning ice hockey which is mostly played by bulky men. When you talk about 'hockey' without a prefix here in the Netherlands you mean field hockey, a sport that's mostly popular with the children of posh people. The posh-talking "hockey kids" are stereotypically infamous for their slutty behaviour during after-game parties.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



That numberplate. 1CR(A)P

I'm sure there is one in that cops pants.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If you're going to pick a fight with someone on the bus then maybe pick someone other than the big crazy guy wearing a t-shirt which says "I am a motherfucker"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58a0qgIJ2DQ

Isn't this the guy they based that Danny Trejo BAD rear end movie on? Really curious to hear what the rear end-kickee was saying afterwards.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Rough Lobster posted:

Isn't this the guy they based that Danny Trejo BAD rear end movie on? Really curious to hear what the rear end-kickee was saying afterwards.

Yeah, they based BAD rear end on 'Epic Beard Man' in that video but it turns out he's a legit crazy guy who didn't even go to 'Nam.

Here's the guy who got asskicked doing an interview about the fight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I1r3dhMUO4

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The only reason college football is as big/insane/out-of-control as it is is because unlike other professional sports, the NFL does not have any sort of developmental league. This is it.

Also, clearly you've not seen the insanity that is high school football. That's where things are truly frightening.

That stadium had to be closed for a year because it started cracking. Money well spent.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Carbon dioxide posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floorball

It's also known as Unihockey, and it's apparently popular in Scandinavia. It's in some ways similar to field hockey, which is popular in West Europe and the Indian subcontinent.

Yep, pretty much everyone I know has played it at one point, either in school gym class or just on the street with friends. It's very fun, cheap and easy to play.

There is a national league so it's not really underground, but it's nowhere near football or ice hockey.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Jippa posted:

If you understood how horrific a death from cancer of the liver is, I would say his "crimes" pail into insignificance. I'd prefer to be tortured and killed by ISIS than that.

I really think you completely mis understand "karma" if you think his lovely "sick burn" and this outcome are in any way equal.

Sounds like someone's never been tortured and killed by ISIS before

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Henchman of Santa posted:

And a lot of the most fervent college fanbases are in areas with no pro sports presence--Alabama, Nebraska and Oklahoma come to mind--or where the college teams had already established themselves before the pros got there.

This is the one

What the gently caress else are people in Alabama going to do

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight




Michigan (blue and gold) was beating their in-state rival, Michigan State (green and white) 23-21 and simply needed to punt the ball down field to end the game as there were only a few seconds left on the game clock. The ball was snapped low, the punter panicked and tried to still kick it away (he should have just fallen on it), fumbled the ball directly into Michigan State's hands, and they ran it back for a touchdown as time expired, winning them the game 27-23.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Scarf posted:





Michigan (blue and gold) was beating their in-state rival, Michigan State (green and white) 23-21 and simply needed to punt the ball down field to end the game as there were only a few seconds left on the game clock. The ball was snapped low, the punter panicked and tried to still kick it away (he should have just fallen on it), fumbled the ball directly into Michigan State's hands, and they ran it back for a touchdown as time expired, winning them the game 27-23.

We just covered this

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Scarf posted:





Michigan (blue and gold) was beating their in-state rival, Michigan State (green and white) 23-21 and simply needed to punt the ball down field to end the game as there were only a few seconds left on the game clock. The ball was snapped low, the punter panicked and tried to still kick it away (he should have just fallen on it), fumbled the ball directly into Michigan State's hands, and they ran it back for a touchdown as time expired, winning them the game 27-23.

I have the strangest feeling of déjà v

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I don't follow football, but I went to App State when they pulled off the upset vs the Wolverines with a blocked punt that App recovered and ran back for a game-winning touchdown. Some things never change :allears:



Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Henchman of Santa posted:

We just covered this

Yeah well we're covering it again... Shut up :smith:

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.






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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Icon Of Sin posted:

I don't follow football, but I went to App State when they pulled off the upset vs the Wolverines with a blocked punt that App recovered and ran back for a game-winning touchdown. Some things never change :allears:





It was a blocked field goal and they didn't score on the play, it just ended the game. Glorious either way.

To this day they're the second most popular team in East Lansing. When I was moving into my undergrad in rural Ohio my dad pointed out a guy in an App State hoodie and shouted "That guy's my hero!" This was three years after the game. Dude just had a friend who went there.

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