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Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
Another week of Extremely Pissed Off Right Wingers II


Except when I take out a loan for my house, or for my kids' college, or my midlife crisis car.
(Government is totally like a family budget)


Government spending


Christ dudes gotta grind their dick into everything. Leave the girl alone and let her shoot.


To their credit the site was trying to stir this up as a underage drinking scandal and the commenters were like "um like every college student ever?"


Black people treated Better under their set of the law?


I looked it up and for 2011 it was about 2,000 abortions a day according to the CDC


Hobortions


Koolaid


:cry: are troops :cry:


Now let me tell you how we need a hot war with China and Russia


Long rear end guns


Harken back to the days of fiefdoms


Apparently the deal is they found 350k voters on the NC rolls who have the same name and birthday as someone registered in another state. You can see how this obviously means that all 350k voted twice.


Responsible Gun Owners


More responsible gun owners


mah flag


mah god


mah consirturshern


I posted this because it's such a perfect crystallization of right wing fan fiction


Similarly, someone came writing this


DASGDC


I SAID: DUMB and SO GODDAMN CRAZY


I laughed



Dad jokes


Respect women? But I believe you will find you were cheated on! wrap it up feminailures :smug:


SOCIALISM


Words mean the same thing always



I can't get over how bad JEB! is at this.


no, don't drown yourself in the toilet, then how will I see your tears? :(


Rules lawyers


I like the "seeded with Muslim refugees" line best





so close


Agreed, Iraq was a huge mistake


yeah all those handguns we dropped over Libya?


I notice this is written in English, not Navajo


ibid


lol network news levels of fear mongering




Any day now, Obama is totally going to ruin the country, he just needs you to hand over your weapon, he can't do it until then


unf unf unf


no war but class war?


It's "solve the puzzle" thanks for playing


War Criminal Allen West


Oh Trey Gowdy is happening now?


Talking points from the 2012 debates, right on


Interesting spin on a classic


Tax capital gains


BEES
:sass:


Whew, and we're out. Hope you enjoyed EPORWII

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PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD
That Malia Obama "scandal" is so stupid. I went to college parties where alcohol was served, but until I was 21 I didn't drink any, I just hung around and talked with people. Are they really criticizing her for daring to be in the same room that alcohol is served?

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

PUGGERNAUT posted:

That Malia Obama "scandal" is so stupid. I went to college parties where alcohol was served, but until I was 21 I didn't drink any, I just hung around and talked with people. Are they really criticizing her for daring to be in the same room that alcohol is served?
They're criticizing her for daring to be Obama's daughter.

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

Spite posted:

Another question to ask: could the Mexican ID exist to placate people so they stop wondering if cartels are buying off elections?

Mexico theoretically has mandatory voting (it's still the law, but it's not enforced), and the ID requirement theoretically is there so the government can know who to punish for not voting. There used to be a specific voting ID, but nowadays any photo ID can be used.

Also, in the Mexican constitution, voting is a right.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

quote:



It's appropriate that they'd need to wait until just one letter was left to solve.

"_B_M_ H_S
DES___YED
_ME_IC_"

"...F?"

James Garfield
May 5, 2012
Am I a manipulative abuser in real life, or do I just roleplay one on the Internet for fun? You decide!

Defenestration posted:


lol network news levels of fear mongering

loving ISIS terrorists roaming the streets and shooting only the cars with parking permits!

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

James Garfield posted:

loving ISIS terrorists roaming the streets and shooting only the cars with parking permits!

So it was a parking dispute!

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Defenestration posted:


More responsible gun owners
Don't you, though? You don't need permission because let's face it, you'll do it anyway, but you do need the government to agree that what you did was right and permissible and not just murder.

quote:


Rules lawyers
On the other hand, doesn't this sort of thing invalidate voter ID laws?

quote:


I like the "seeded with Muslim refugees" line best
I like everything else, because as loudly as people complain about this sort of thing, the only thing they're willing to do about it is vote for the Republican. Pay higher taxes to reduce the debt and properly fund the VA? Pay higher wages so people don't have to rely on food stamps? gently caress that noise.

darthbob88 fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Oct 18, 2015

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011




So is icanhazcheezburger getting in on this poo poo or is this just a watermark their meme generator makes?

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.


Ah yes, that well-known group of German facists, the Demis.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Defenestration posted:

The "D" in "NSDAP" is not "Demokratische" but "Deutsche" :colbert:

I mean, there's a lot more wrong with this but still.

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006

The US fought the entire World War. :rolleyes:

Just ignore the parts with the commies if it makes your brain hurt I guess.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

babies havin rabies posted:

The US fought the entire World War. :rolleyes:

Just ignore the parts with the commies if it makes your brain hurt I guess.
Bernie Sanders is Jewish.

Basically the entire thing causes a headache.

Also, a Texas state Representative was caught sharing it. Whee!

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

babies havin rabies posted:

The US fought the entire World War. :rolleyes:

Just ignore the parts with the commies if it makes your brain hurt I guess.

Outside of "Enemy at the Gate" Americans don't learn poo poo about the Eastern Front.

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

SwitchbladeKult posted:

Outside of "Enemy at the Gate" Americans don't learn poo poo about the Eastern Front.

Unless you played the first few Call of Duty games and then you are an expert on the Eastern Front and let me tell you all about how

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



It is kinda funny how much Americans just love love love war and yet most of us are completely ignorant of the largest armed conflict in human history. For Americans, WW2 is pretty much Pearl Harbor, we land at Normandy, and then nuke the Japanese.

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

Thump! posted:

It is kinda funny how much Americans just love love love war and yet most of us are completely ignorant of the largest armed conflict in human history. For Americans, WW2 is pretty much Pearl Harbor, we land at Normandy, and then nuke the Japanese.

Look until they make an Eastern Front version of Band of Brothers why would I care?

Relevant: The Fallen of World War II

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

No you see it's a matter of probabilities. Immigrants are probabilistically stealing my job or leeching all the benefits but we can't know which state they are in until we observe them, at which point the wave function collapses and one state exists. But it's definitely one or the other! :bahgawd:

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

They're criticizing her for daring to be Obama's daughter.

If she goes to parties at university, she's an alcoholic floozy. If she hits the books and stays in, she's a repulsive frump. Either way, she loses!

borkencode
Nov 10, 2004

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

alternatively, throw him into a pond and if he somehow comes out with a fish, then he obviously knows how. the republican way!

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003



More like make a man fish for you since you own the river then let him keep 5% of the fish.

Neowyrm
Dec 23, 2011

It's not like I pack a lunch box full of missiles when I go to work!

Defenestration posted:


mah consirturshern



"what we have now?"

uhhhhhh, buddy, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but....

DiabloStarCraft
Oct 12, 2006

What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

CATS. CATS ARE NICE
🐱🐱🐱💀🐱🐱🐱

Gen. Ripper posted:

I caught one in the wild!


Kit Walker posted:

http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Crime

It's kinda weird how the UK has significantly more crime than the US but the US has significantly more violent crime than the UK. They must be handing out a lot of tickets?

Also please compare the firearm murders.

Hey so I know this is from a few pages but this is bullshit. You cannot directly compare the US and the UKs (or any countries) "Violent Crime" rate because everyone reports violent crime differently. In the UK our "violent crime" rate skyrocketed because they changed what counts as a violent crime. When reported to the police the police ask if the person who is reporting believed the crime was violent then it gets marked as such. If someone shoves you and you report it to the police as a violent crime that's a violent crime. Even if we discount this as there are crimes that are violent by default we count more crimes as violent than America does.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The best one is:

quote:

Justice system > Punishment > Capital punishment (last execution year)
UK 1,953 Ranked 1st.
US 2,014 Ranked 1st. 3% more than United Kingdom

'2014 is 3% more than 1953' that is not how years work thank you.

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

DiabloStarCraft
Oct 12, 2006

What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

CATS. CATS ARE NICE
🐱🐱🐱💀🐱🐱🐱
Peoples REPUBLIC of Korea.
Peoples REPUBLIC of China
Scary stuff.

Also republicans changed the meaning of Liberal, and then spread it to the rest of the world, so people were honestly surprised when the Liberal Democratsin the UK turned out to be pretty right wing when given an ounce of power.

DiabloStarCraft fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Oct 18, 2015

Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Guavanaut posted:

The best one is:


'2014 is 3% more than 1953' that is not how years work thank you.

Sure it is. Nothing before the birth of Christ was important enough to matter.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Twelve by Pies posted:

I hate it when Facebook shows you posts/articles from a page that your friend has Liked but you have not. Happened to see this today:

http://www.ijreview.com/2015/10/439138-california-parent-outraged-religion-childs-taught-public-school/

"How dare the schools teach my child about other religions and not portray them as evil incarnate!"
This is the absolute worst. There've been numerous objectively wrong things that my friends have liked that I could have taken down with a simple response, but nope, facebook insists on showing them to me but refuses to allow me to respond unless I friend the poster (rather than because my friend clicked like)

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Wait, Bernies stance on guns is the single largest loosening of gun regulations this century, exactly like Hitler?

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Fulchrum posted:

Wait, Bernies stance on guns is the single largest loosening of gun regulations this century, exactly like Hitler?

Both are much less strict with regards to gun control than people popularly assume. Also compare their stances on "personal freedom." This is a well-defined issue that is easily measured.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

quote:

this is old news but obuma is getting worse hang him deport his supporters their hatered for America is evident Greed is their god
In God we Trust
I know there are some of you that are Democrats and love Obama, but
this is for Christians first, politics later. I do pray that it
doesn't offend anybody with the truth of the message, but it has to be
sent. If you love your Lord first and your politics later, then you
will appreciate this message. If you don't, I'm sorry I judged you wrong.
When we get 100,000,000, that's one hundred million willing Christians
to BOND together, voice their concerns and vote, we can take back
America with God's help, Become one of the one hundred million... Then
let's get 200 million. It can be done by sending this email to your
friends. Do the math.
It only takes a willing heart and a fed up soul. God Bless America and
Shine your light on Her..
In 1952
President Truman
Established one day a year as a
"National Day of Prayer."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
In 1988
President Reagan
Designated the
First Thursday in May of each year as
The National Day of Prayer.
-----------------------------------------------
In June 2007
(then)
Presidential Candidate Barack Obama
Declared that the USA
"Was no longer a Christian nation."
---------------------------------------------------------------
This year
President Obama
Canceled the
21st Annual National Day
Of Prayer Ceremony
At the White House under the ruse
Of "not wanting to offend anyone"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
BUT... On September 25, 2009
From 4 AM until 7 PM,
A National Day of Prayer
FOR THE MUSLIM RELIGION
Was Held on Capitol Hill,
beside the White House.
There were over 50,000 Muslims
In D.C. that day.
HE PRAYS WITH THE MUSLIMS!
I guess it doesn't matter if "Christians"
Are offended by this event -
We obviously
Don't count as "anyone" anymore.
The direction this country is headed
Should strike fear in the heart of every Christian,
Especially knowing that the Muslim religion
believes that if Christians cannot be converted,
they should be annihilated.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

DarkHorse posted:

This is the absolute worst. There've been numerous objectively wrong things that my friends have liked that I could have taken down with a simple response, but nope, facebook insists on showing them to me but refuses to allow me to respond unless I friend the poster (rather than because my friend clicked like)

If it bothers you so much just message them in private.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

DarkHorse posted:

This is the absolute worst. There've been numerous objectively wrong things that my friends have liked that I could have taken down with a simple response, but nope, facebook insists on showing them to me but refuses to allow me to respond unless I friend the poster (rather than because my friend clicked like)

I find that annoying too. Is it an intentional mechanism to try and get you to friend more people or something? It just comes across as "Here's a conversation that we think you'll be interested in but can't participate in."

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
I think it's possible that Facebook doesn't account for a person's "can non-friends comment on my posts" privacy setting when they show you posts of your friends.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Defenestration posted:

this is old news but obuma is getting worse hang him deport his supporters their hatered for America is evident Greed is their god
In God we Trust
I know there are some of you that are Democrats and love Obama, but
this is for Christians first, politics later. I do pray that it
doesn't offend anybody with the truth of the message, but it has to be
sent. If you love your Lord first and your politics later, then you
will appreciate this message. If you don't, I'm sorry I judged you wrong.
When we get 100,000,000, that's one hundred million willing Christians
to BOND together, voice their concerns and vote, we can take back
America with God's help, Become one of the one hundred million... Then
let's get 200 million. It can be done by sending this email to your
friends. Do the math.
It only takes a willing heart and a fed up soul. God Bless America and
Shine your light on Her..
In 1952
President Truman
Established one day a year as a
"National Day of Prayer."
----------------------------------------------------------------------
In 1988
President Reagan
Designated the
First Thursday in May of each year as
The National Day of Prayer.
-----------------------------------------------
In June 2007
(then)
Presidential Candidate Barack Obama
Declared that the USA
"Was no longer a Christian nation."
---------------------------------------------------------------
This year
President Obama
Canceled the
21st Annual National Day
Of Prayer Ceremony
At the White House under the ruse
Of "not wanting to offend anyone"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
BUT... On September 25, 2009
From 4 AM until 7 PM,
A National Day of Prayer
FOR THE MUSLIM RELIGION
Was Held on Capitol Hill,
beside the White House.
There were over 50,000 Muslims
In D.C. that day.
HE PRAYS WITH THE MUSLIMS!
I guess it doesn't matter if "Christians"
Are offended by this event -
We obviously
Don't count as "anyone" anymore.
The direction this country is headed
Should strike fear in the heart of every Christian,
Especially knowing that the Muslim religion
believes that if Christians cannot be converted,
they should be annihilated.


This is only for Christians and those who love the Lord and put him above politics but also let's hang Obama.

Also, deport his supporters? How are they going to kick 65 million people out of the country, and who's going to pay for it?

Technical Analysis
Nov 21, 2007

I got 99 problems but the British ain't one.

Julio Cruz posted:

This is only for Christians and those who love the Lord and put him above politics but also let's hang Obama.

Also, deport his supporters? How are they going to kick 65 million people out of the country, and who's going to pay for it?

Pay? No see, we're just gonna have every REAL AMERICAN round up the commie traitor libs and force them to walk to a border. It'll be a volunteer service, and since it will make America great again, obviously every REAL AMERICAN will jump at the chance to do the right thing for their country.

Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005
My cousin, who's from rural Iowa and has probably never met a Muslim, posted this today.



Christ.

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Armyman25 posted:

My cousin, who's from rural Iowa and has probably never met a Muslim, posted this today.

He probably has, he just doesn't know it. But Jesus Christ please call him out on this racism.

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