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Neowyrm
Dec 23, 2011

It's not like I pack a lunch box full of missiles when I go to work!

Armyman25 posted:

My cousin, who's from rural Iowa and has probably never met a Muslim, posted this today.



Christ.

Unintelligent racist extremists should not be allowed guns.

A good macro.

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Armyman25
Sep 6, 2005

seiferguy posted:

He probably has, he just doesn't know it. But Jesus Christ please call him out on this racism.

I just unfollowed him, I don't ever see him in real life so it's just easier that way. I'm not going to make a convincing argument or change his mind. I'm the only one of out of 20 cousins to have served in the military or spent any appreciable time in a Muslim country and I think I'm the only one that doesn't share memes like this.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I like the part where the logo on his shirt clips over his hand.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I like the part where he's saying he's going to shoot the president.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Armyman25 posted:

My cousin, who's from rural Iowa and has probably never met a Muslim, posted this today.



Christ.

Yeah identify with the guy that is easily outwitted by the crafty hero you idiots.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Armyman25 posted:

My cousin, who's from rural Iowa and has probably never met a Muslim, posted this today.



Christ.

This picture is amazing. I like to imagine it was created in a committee setting.

"Ok, this is our first draft, We've got Elmer Fudd, and he's saying 'Sshh... Be vewy vewy twiet.., I'm hunting Muzwums!!'"

"Looks great, but you know what they say, 'show, don't tell,' and our target audience is easily confused, can we put a muslim guy in the picture?"

"Sure, you want me to maybe draw Mohammed or like a normal dude holding a Koran?"

"No, just make it a dark skinned guy wearing a ghutra."

"Are we sure we want to go down that road? That's more of a Middle Eastern culture thing, Arab Christians wear the same stuff..."

"Make it look like OBAMA!"

"Okay, it looks like we've got a winner here, I'll send it off to be emailed..."

"PUT A BUNCH OF CONFEDERATE FLAGS ON FUDD! HERITAGE NOT HATE!"

"NO MAKE THE HAT A GADSEN FLAG!"

"MAKE IT A GADSEN CONFEDERATE FLAG!"

"PUT A SEXY GIRL ON HIS CHEST!"

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice


20,000 gun suicides in 2010 were just defending themselves from ... their own brains ... I give up

Harold Fjord
Jan 3, 2004

Buzkashi posted:



20,000 gun suicides in 2010 were just defending themselves from ... their own brains ... I give up

There's probably some statistics on whether people who carry are less or more likely to be murdered while being mugged. I have my guess.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I don't think the Elmer Fudd ones are serious yall, isn't he the bumbling idiot who always loses and usually doesn't even know what his quarry looks like?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
All it needs is Rouhani and Netanyahu constantly swapping a pair of signs reading 'Muslim Season' and 'Jew Season' and it'd be perfect. Perfect for what I'm not quite sure.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

VitalSigns posted:

I don't think the Elmer Fudd ones are serious yall, isn't he the bumbling idiot who always loses and usually doesn't even know what his quarry looks like?

VitalSigns I'm sure you've visited the PoliToons thread enough to know that there are some incredibly dense analogies in use out there.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

Yea, people show an amazing ability to miss the point of the icons they choose. Like Ted Cruz reading 'Green Eggs and Ham' in his Obamacare filibuster.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ashcans posted:

Yea, people show an amazing ability to miss the point of the icons they choose. Like Ted Cruz reading 'Green Eggs and Ham' in his Obamacare filibuster.

I still wonder what train of though he had about that one

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Iron Crowned posted:

I still wonder what train of though he had about that one

You're implying that Cruz thinks about anything he does.

This is the birther who is running for president despite being born (in another country, no less) to an American mom and a foreign father.

Trilas
Sep 16, 2004

Ashcans posted:

Yea, people show an amazing ability to miss the point of the icons they choose. Like Ted Cruz reading 'Green Eggs and Ham' in his Obamacare filibuster.

And don't forget the Joker memes that occasionally find their way here.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

gradenko_2000 posted:

VitalSigns I'm sure you've visited the PoliToons thread enough to know that there are some incredibly dense analogies in use out there.

I just want to believe

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Iron Crowned posted:

I still wonder what train of though he had about that one

"This filibuster is going great, the photo-ops and radio interviews right after are going to boost my brand so much. 2016 here I come."

Ted Cruz doesn't give a gently caress about anything or anyone that isn't Ted Cruz. He'd be a democrat if he thought it'd get him into the Oval Office.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

1stGear posted:

"This filibuster is going great, the photo-ops and radio interviews right after are going to boost my brand so much. 2016 here I come."

Ted Cruz doesn't give a gently caress about anything or anyone that isn't Ted Cruz. He'd be a democrat if he thought it'd get him into the Oval Office.

I'm talking "Green Eggs and Ham" specifically. Supposedly it is the favorite book of his kids, and yet, he seemed to have no understanding of what it's about.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


And I asked myself "Why haven't I gotten on Facebook since 2012?"

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

MariusLecter posted:



And I asked myself "Why haven't I gotten on Facebook since 2012?"
Even though the person posting this would probably be among those who support members of congress who routinely defund support for troops and veterans, I actually agree with the spirit of it. I have absolutely no loving interest in anything related to the Kardashians or people associated with them, and there are far better topics for the media to point their interest at.

Edit: I'm surprised they didn't somehow blame Obama for this.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I totally agree with that post, but I think the people who post that kind of thing would be horrified if they got their wish.

Imagine if every war injury or death was treated with the importance of a celebrity overdose.

Imagine if we reported every veteran suicide as an urgent news story.

Imagine Facebook as just an endless stream of amputees and corpses.

Maybe that'd get people to say "Whoa! War kinda sucks."

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I totally agree with that post, but I think the people who post that kind of thing would be horrified if they got their wish.

Imagine if every war injury or death was treated with the importance of a celebrity overdose.

Imagine if we reported every veteran suicide as an urgent news story.

Imagine Facebook as just an endless stream of amputees and corpses.

Maybe that'd get people to say "Whoa! War kinda sucks."

You are an absolute genius.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

Armyman25 posted:

My cousin, who's from rural Iowa and has probably never met a Muslim, posted this today.



Christ.

Anti Muslim bigots are stupid cartoon characters. A Good Macro.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

The Macaroni posted:

Even though the person posting this would probably be among those who support members of congress who routinely defund support for troops and veterans, I actually agree with the spirit of it. I have absolutely no loving interest in anything related to the Kardashians or people associated with them, and there are far better topics for the media to point their interest at.

Edit: I'm surprised they didn't somehow blame Obama for this.

agreed, let's destroy all unnecessary media, with force if necessary

we will begin bombing ESPN in five minutes

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Popular Thug Drink posted:

agreed, let's destroy all unnecessary media, with force if necessary

we will begin bombing ESPN in five minutes
And Fox News. The only TV channels we will permit are C-SPAN, or possibly nationalized CNN, and PBS. That's news and education, what else do you need?

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




darthbob88 posted:

And Fox News. The only TV channels we will permit are C-SPAN, or possibly nationalized CNN, and PBS. That's news and education, what else do you need?

Rick and Morty, preferably on infinite rerun.

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum
I love it when a rich boomer family member posts this poo poo:



It's already made a few round here too.

General Probe
Dec 28, 2004
Has this been done before?
Soiled Meat

MariusLecter posted:



And I asked myself "Why haven't I gotten on Facebook since 2012?"

If the media did report on injured veterans and veterans issues you hear nothing but endless cries from the right about "how come they only report the baaaad stuff? Why don't they report on all the gooood stuff from the war, huh?"

Aeka 2.0
Nov 16, 2000

:ohdear: Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.




Dinosaur Gum
Yeah it would go against the "we're doing a good thing" narrative.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Oh, the good ol' days of the Iraq war when people were pissed at all the reports of our troops killing or being killed and no reports of us building schools and infrastructure.

BarbarianElephant
Feb 12, 2015
The fairy of forgiveness has removed your red text.
The right don't seem to much like wounded veterans unless they are showing the liberals a lesson. For instance a guy with no legs working an 8-hour-day on his artificial feet to make ends meet and not complaining about it. If he can't manage that due to the pain, they have no sympathy for them. Even if their own job involves sitting at a desk and discussing finances while eating donuts.

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

MariusLecter posted:

Oh, the good ol' days of the Iraq war when people were pissed at all the reports of our troops killing or being killed and no reports of us building schools and infrastructure.

I had an English teacher in high school that wrote down updated numbers of US military deaths in Iraq and Afghanistan on his chalkboard. Totally unrelated, but you just reminded me how crazy it was to watch it grow every day and of the many conversations it started.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Aeka 2.0 posted:

I love it when a rich boomer family member posts this poo poo:



It's already made a few round here too.

Why even have parents then? Just leave your infant out in the rain after they're born because nothing you do actually matters.

Close down all schools, public and private, none of them actually do anything.

Period.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Taz has the weirdest boner...

Also what does Taz have to do with CRS?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Aeka 2.0 posted:

I love it when a rich boomer family member posts this poo poo:



It's already made a few round here too.

past relationships, jobs, or arguments are choices you make though ??? i guess they're trying to say that past choices you make are overridden by current choices you make

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Suck it aborted babies, don't try to blame mom for your poor choices.

Edit:

Period.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010

Nevvy Z posted:

There's probably some statistics on whether people who carry are less or more likely to be murdered while being mugged. I have my guess.

My mother in law worked at a bank most of her life, and apparently they were always told not to keep a gun under the desk or whatever, because drawing the gun just always exacerbated the situation and might push the robber to panic and start shooting, especially if they were doped up or a idiot kid or something. They always just said "Just do what the robber says, we're insured and even if we weren't, it's not worth getting shot for a few grand (of someone elses money).

Drawing your gun almost always just makes the situation worse.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Imgur is mansplainin' today:



"Let me tell you about these dominantly male jobs I've worked in to tell you your struggles aren't that big of a deal."

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
You know, even if it's true and everyone's treated equally shittily, that just means that it shouldn't just be women demanding change.

But of course, standing up for the right to be treated like a human being at your workplace would be unmanly. And communist.

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Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Keeshhound posted:

You know, even if it's true and everyone's treated equally shittily, that just means that it shouldn't just be women demanding change.

But of course, standing up for the right to be treated like a human being at your workplace would be unmanly. And communist.

I tried to explain to some yutz that socialism has given us the 5 day work week, 8 hour work day, ended child labor etc etc etc, I linked him to the last real Socialist party platform in the United States and how everything they ran on eventually got passed and is heralded as proof of how great America is. He responded "Those don't sound like social issues to me"
My brother responded that he doesn't get any of that so they couldn't have been to successful. I said "Just because you're getting screwed doesn't mean everyone else should accept it too" He went off on a long rant about how great his life is and he's smarter than me and blah blah blah. Basically I'M not getting screwed, YOU'RE being lazy and pampered.

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