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"Sunday Sport is a British tabloid newspaper, published by Sport Newspapers, which was established in 1986. It prints plainly ludicrous stories, such as "London Bus Found Frozen In Antarctic Ice", or "World War II Bomber Found On The Moon". Defenders of the paper pointed out that it was not intended to be taken seriously. Its controversial content also includes a high quotient of softcore female nudity and extensive advertising for sexual services."
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This Hawaiian Mushroom Makes Women Orgasm Just By Smelling It
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Kennel posted:"Sunday Sport is a British tabloid newspaper, published by Sport Newspapers, which was established in 1986. It prints plainly ludicrous stories, such as "London Bus Found Frozen In Antarctic Ice", or "World War II Bomber Found On The Moon". Defenders of the paper pointed out that it was not intended to be taken seriously. Its controversial content also includes a high quotient of softcore female nudity and extensive advertising for sexual services."
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Wheat Loaf posted:"As you can imagine, Norma was a little perturbed at finding lots of pictures and footage of hard-bodied hunks shooting ribbons of scalding hot cum into each other's faces." How do you even get your cum to be that hot? Asking for a friend.
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Oct 15, 2015 14:28
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Snapchat A Titty posted:It's like ten thousand mailboxes when all you need is being alive And who would've thought, it figures.
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Collateral Damage posted:In other words it's just like all the other British tabloids? The difference is that it doesn't pretend to be a real newspaper. and it has more tits.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Yeah this one was really annoying cause most of the original news articles make her out to be some sort of evil child hating witch who just wants money when in reality she's on good terms with the kid and her family still and it was a legal necessity for her to name him in order to try to cover her bills. And yet she still didn't get it and now she's known nationwide as a bitch because the media decided it was an easy story to distort for clicks. The ridiculous part is that anyone in a developed country would have to sue their own nephew over medical bills, regardless of the logic behind it. I thought you guys now had Obamacare or whatever.
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Phlegmish posted:The ridiculous part is that anyone in a developed country would have to sue their own nephew over medical bills, regardless of the logic behind it. I thought you guys now had Obamacare or whatever. Obamacare isn't a national single-payer plan. It requires us all to have insurance that meets some basic requirements, but can still be lovely. It's still run by for-profit companies who don't enjoy writing checks. I agree that this is stupid and that this situation shouldn't be happening in the first place, but the woman isn't a monster.
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Wheat Loaf posted:"As you can imagine, Norma was a little perturbed at finding lots of pictures and footage of hard-bodied hunks shooting ribbons of scalding hot cum into each other's faces." If your cum is scalding hot you should probably get to a hospital, quick.
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spog posted:The difference is that it doesn't pretend to be a real newspaper. Is that the one that used to have a nipple count on the front page? Handy information.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Xpost My cursive reading skills aren't up to this, is there a transcription?
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:My cursive reading skills aren't up to this, is there a transcription? Here you go. "Well I never thought anything about it except I was saying Run. Run back down to Mammy Granger and the boys from the bunk-house and tell them I never saw nothing, that I ain't seen nobody there in that ditch, with her drawers up over her knees with that man there, too. Run and tell them that I dint see nobody, and make them believe that they was standing up. Run and tell them it weren't true so's Rosie wouldn't get no whipping. "
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Oct 18, 2015 00:39
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:My cursive reading skills aren't up to this, is there a transcription? Yeah if you clicked my name in my quote, but here it is for laziness' sake: quote:Dear Sir: From the FBI archive of Hitler tips. Link is in the other post.
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Oct 18, 2015 00:43
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Always wanted to check that place out. I love me some soba noodles.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Xpost I'm quite glad, that as a Brit, I managed to read that instantly without any difficulty. Possibly because that's what my handwriting is like 
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Garrand posted:That's not irony
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GWBBQ posted:After a long, successful career of working with them safely, yes it is. No, it would only be ironic if he had been killed trying to mail a letter vaunting the safety record of the postal system, while wearing a "letter posting 4 life!" t shirt, on international mail safety day, and while muttering to himself that only those fools who believe in irony deserve to die ironic deaths.
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Blurred posted:No, it would only be ironic if he had been killed trying to mail a letter vaunting the safety record of the postal system, while wearing a "letter posting 4 life!" t shirt, on international mail safety day, and while muttering to himself that only those fools who believe in irony deserve to die ironic deaths. and three days from retirement.
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Karma Monkey posted:and three days from retirement. And now his old partner has to solve the case, even if it means going outside of the postal system to do it.
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:And now his old partner has to solve the case, even if it means going outside of the postal system to do it. His methods may be unorthodox but he delivers, dammit!
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Oct 20, 2015 17:44
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In a world where the postman always rings twice...
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Well I mean, we can't see the crotch from that angle
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I guess it's time to root on the Blue Jays?
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Whatever she was doing with it, whether eating it or something else, it had to be horrifying to behold.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:57
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It was apparently something else, though sadly Facebook seems to have eaten the article.
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Oct 23, 2015 21:22
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Crow Jane posted:It was apparently something else, though sadly Facebook seems to have eaten the article. Look, when anyone takes a sausage into a bathroom, we know it's not for eating. We just don't need to know exactly what it is for.
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If you think no one ever eats sausages in the bathroom, then you and I lead very different lives.
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Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom Total bullshit, though.
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John Big Booty posted:Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Jimmy Dean Sausage In Walmart Bathroom I was about to post that it looks like one of several of those fake news stories where they find a mug shot and make up a dumb story they think fits. They're basically never true.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:I was about to post that it looks like one of several of those fake news stories where they find a mug shot and make up a dumb story they think fits. They're basically never true. You would be correct. According to TinEye, this woman's (???) mugshot has been around since at least 2011.
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Oops, sorry bout that. I don't think I was sufficiently caffeinated when I saved that image this morning.
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Crow Jane posted:Oops, sorry bout that. I don't think I was sufficiently caffeinated when I saved that image this morning. No worries. Probably more than half of this thread's stories are fake if you dig into them. It's just sometimes they're more fake. American Republican and Baltimore daily clipper., July 03, 1846, Image 1 
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