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SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


Job Truniht posted:

Ask John Boehner

:holymoley:

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Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I feel like a Webb candidacy would hurt the GOP more than the Democrats but whatever

E: Clinton (D), Rubio (R), Trump (I), Webb (I) would be amazing

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

seiferguy posted:

Jim Webb 2016: I'll murder you if you don't vote for me

A more compelling platform than anyone else at this point

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Boon posted:

Clinton (D), Rubio (R), Trump (T), Webb (I) would be amazing

ftfy, though Trump would probably demand a blingee'd T to be used

v v v talk radio too, oh lord is talk radio the refuge of testosterone mills "male health clinic" ads v v v

Epic High Five fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Oct 20, 2015

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

evilweasel posted:

Low energy worked because nobody really likes Jeb! rather than because it was such a compelling attack. It was basically something Trump picked out of a hat to bully him with and his cowering and wetting his pants at the insults did the rest.

Someone pointed out in the 2016 thread that the low energy attack also has the effect of making Jeb! look like he's in a low testosterone commercial that fox is peppered with.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


I've said repeatedly that GHWB came off like 1985's George McFly and it appears Dana Carvey ran with a little of that too.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

zoux posted:

In honor of Halloween here's 33 bone-chilling quotes that have called something or other the "beginning of the end" of the Trump campaign.

This is lovely. Nobody has any idea wtf is happening.

fool_of_sound posted:

We're living in a post sanity world.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

crazy cloud posted:

This is lovely. Nobody has any idea wtf is happening.

Comedy. Comedy is happening. Incalculable, horrifying, terrifying, excruciating comedy.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PFcOeM_Usk

Do you read something awful?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
So what are the odds Paul Ryan announces tomorrow for the role of Speaker and Boehner puts to the floor a clean bill?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

DemeaninDemon posted:

Reagan knew how to appeal to people outside his bubble. Carson only appeals to the wingnut crowd.

Reagan knew how to talk to people. Carson always comes off as some one on the autism spectrum and he is way to soft spoken.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Hollismason posted:

So what are the odds Paul Ryan announces tomorrow for the role of Speaker and Boehner puts to the floor a clean bill?

If Boehner fucks over Ryan that hard I might like him a little.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I think Boehner is going to have to fall on his sword , take the blows, and shoot his own dog.

Also he has to do something about what's going on in Congress.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
I think the ideal scenario is that no one is able to get the votes for speaker and Boehner is forced to serve out his entire term in a job he doesn't want, and is forced to cut deals with Dems to pass poo poo.

This would drive the right wing absolutely batty, enough to make them primary dozens of moderate republicans and nominate someone who is completely unelectable.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Boon posted:

I feel like a Webb candidacy would hurt the GOP more than the Democrats but whatever

E: Clinton (D), Rubio (R), Trump (I), Webb (I) would be amazing

A single GOP PAC could spend $100m on ads promoting Webb as a moderate democrat and have a good return on siphoning votes from Clinton. All you need is someone near Nader's support to tilt an election.

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Northjayhawk posted:

I think the ideal scenario is that no one is able to get the votes for speaker and Boehner is forced to serve out his entire term in a job he doesn't want, and is forced to cut deals with Dems to pass poo poo.

This would drive the right wing absolutely batty, enough to make them primary dozens of moderate republicans and nominate someone who is completely unelectable.

There is no such thing as unelectable when it comes to the GOP house districts.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Bills of Attainder are cool and totally legal. Good job, Texas. :downsbravo:


It's amazing watching racists fall over themselves to tar this kid. "He didn't invent anything" and "he took apart a clock and people act like it's an accomplishment" are some of the nicer comments I see all over the place.

Kro-Bar posted:

I don't think anyone cares, but Jim Webb is thinking about making an independent run.

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/jim-webb-mulls-running-independent?cid=sm_tw_msnbc

If Webb pulls a Nader and gives us a GOP President while they still control both chambers of congress there's no punishment known to man that would be harsh enough for him.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Mitt Romney posted:

A single GOP PAC could spend $100m on ads promoting Webb as a moderate democrat and have a good return on siphoning votes from Clinton. All you need is someone near Nader's support to tilt an election.

This is pretty much what would happen.

Martin Random
Jul 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Northjayhawk posted:

I think the ideal scenario is that no one is able to get the votes for speaker and Boehner is forced to serve out his entire term in a job he doesn't want, and is forced to cut deals with Dems to pass poo poo.

This would drive the right wing absolutely batty, enough to make them primary dozens of moderate republicans and nominate someone who is completely unelectable.

Dude, he's leaving congress Oct 30. Not a lot of time to go batty.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Martin Random posted:

Dude, he's leaving congress Oct 30. Not a lot of time to go batty.

He said he's staying until a replacement is chosen.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Martin Random posted:

Dude, he's leaving congress Oct 30. Not a lot of time to go batty.

He's vacating the Speakership, his term expires January 2017. So he could remain speaker the whole time.

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
Spotted this guy driving here in San Diego: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/guy-tricked-tesla-bernie-sanders/story?id=33772901

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

zoux posted:

He's vacating the Speakership, his term expires January 2017.

He is resigning his seat when he resigns his speakership. Which may not be until the next election at this rate.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Evil Fluffy posted:

It's amazing watching racists fall over themselves to tar this kid. "He didn't invent anything" and "he took apart a clock and people act like it's an accomplishment" are some of the nicer comments I see all over the place.

The next big thing is attacking him for meeting with Sudan's President Omar Bashir, a wanted war criminal. I, too, read a lot of political savvy into a 14-year-old. :wtc:

The Larch
Jan 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The next big thing is attacking him for meeting with Sudan's President Omar Bashir, a wanted war criminal. I, too, read a lot of political savvy into a 14-year-old. :wtc:

That sounds somewhat implausible.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
I get that the kid didn't actually make a clock from anything other than clock parts, but why is it so hard for people to understand that the overwhelming support he is getting isn't because he made a clock out of clock parts? Gee, could it have anything to do with the fact that he was arrested for bringing clock parts in a box to school.

gently caress I hate people.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
If he did not personally collect sand on the beach then used that to make the silicone circuit boards and then mine the lead for his soldering then he is not a actual scientist and deserves our scorn.

Tarezax
Sep 12, 2009

MORT cancels dance: interrupted by MORT

The Larch posted:

That sounds somewhat implausible.

It actually happened. His father is a Sudanese politician.

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

zoux posted:

It's going to depend who's on the top of the ballot.

This is why it's so important Biden jumps in to leech support from Hillary and help Bernie get the nomination.

Watching Trump out populist Hillary dooming the democrats everywhere but the presidency is not going to be a good time.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Sword of Chomsky posted:

I get that the kid didn't actually make a clock from anything other than clock parts, but why is it so hard for people to understand that the overwhelming support he is getting isn't because he made a clock out of clock parts? Gee, could it have anything to do with the fact that he was arrested for bringing clock parts in a box to school.

gently caress I hate people.

Basically because they hated the clock kid when they went to school, while you and I, we were the clock kid.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Bashez posted:

This is why it's so important Biden jumps in to leech support from Hillary and help Bernie get the nomination.

Watching Trump out populist Hillary dooming the democrats everywhere but the presidency is not going to be a good time.

Dear lord man.

Istvun
Apr 20, 2007


A better world is just $69.69 away.

Soiled Meat

Sword of Chomsky posted:

I get that the kid didn't actually make a clock from anything other than clock parts, but why is it so hard for people to understand that the overwhelming support he is getting isn't because he made a clock out of clock parts? Gee, could it have anything to do with the fact that he was arrested for bringing clock parts in a box to school.

gently caress I hate people.

If he didn't want to be accused of a crime, he shouldn't have told the time.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx



This one runs like poo poo.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

blue squares posted:

People seriously hate this kid. It's insane.

From the comments:

quote:

Why are you leaving out the news that he recently met with an accused war criminal and dictator, or ....um president of Sudan? That seems like a news-worthy development in this story.
No! Sudan may be getting clock technology!!

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

Absurd Alhazred posted:

The next big thing is attacking him for meeting with Sudan's President Omar Bashir, a wanted war criminal. I, too, read a lot of political savvy into a 14-year-old. :wtc:

It's reassuring to know that it's not just his local teachers, principal, and police force that are racist poo poo heads but instead it's a significant portion of his entire hosed up country

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Duke Igthorn posted:

From the comments:

No! Sudan may be getting clock technology!!

Our scientists have made a breakthrough in Clock!

One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock
Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock rock
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock
We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.

Bill Haley, Rock Around the Clock

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx
No one tell them you can compress the 24hr clock into 12, easier-to-read hours by making a clock spin around twice in a day.

spunkshui
Oct 5, 2011



Sword of Chomsky posted:

I get that the kid didn't actually make a clock from anything other than clock parts, but why is it so hard for people to understand that the overwhelming support he is getting isn't because he made a clock out of clock parts? Gee, could it have anything to do with the fact that he was arrested for bringing clock parts in a box to school.

gently caress I hate people.

The kid made a loving hoax bomb.

He even put it in a case with a cable lock.

When asked about it the he did not explain it intentionally. He has a record of loving with his teachers.

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
Maybe they just really hate the concept of linear time and don't want clocks to reminded them of it. Each moment carries them further from the golden age of the past and into the accursed future.

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Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

spunkshui posted:

The kid made a loving hoax bomb.

He even put it in a case with a cable lock.

When asked about it the he did not explain it intentionally. He has a record of loving with his teachers.

Stop reading The Blaze.

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