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social vegan



CAT BRUSH posted:



could someone clean up this bird for me, i'm terrible with this sort of thing

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alnilam


lol

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

oh my

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
ah but now it's too big

paul_soccer12 posted:

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Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN

CAT BRUSH posted:

ah but now it's too big

you could ask xylo to upload it for you which shou-ahahahahahahaha oh boy that's a good one

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



CAT BRUSH posted:



could someone clean up this bird for me, i'm terrible with this sort of thing



edit gently caress this dirty rear end bird

A LOVELY LAD fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Oct 19, 2015

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
thank you

paul_soccer12 posted:

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social vegan



mine was a joke and had gross white border so I'm glad someone took it for real!

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
aw yeah thanks you guys :3:

paul_soccer12 posted:

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A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



mister magpie posted:

aw yeah thanks you guys :3:

poo poo son i just sorted the feet, maybe see if you can get it updated via mod?

alnilam

Good morning, mister magpie

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

A LOVELY LAD posted:

poo poo son i just sorted the feet, maybe see if you can get it updated via mod?

did i not use the fixed one?

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Robot Made of Meat

FluffieDuckie posted:

hello mr robot :wave:

i'm kind of short on meat robots right now but have a gizmo as an apology



Thanks anyway, and thanks for the welcome!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Robot Made of Meat

joke_explainer posted:



Or just a human I guess. We're meat robots!

Hmmm. It's quite a picture, but it's a bit scary.

Is scary good?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



mister magpie posted:

did i not use the fixed one?

naw



Its not too much of a difference tho, diggin the new name

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i pmed xylo so he might fix it

paul_soccer12 posted:

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Rodatose

corn, corn, corn
a top-rate magpie

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

mister magpie posted:

i pmed xylo so he might fix it

I love corvids, they will take over someday.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

ChairmanMeow posted:

I love corvids, they will take over someday.


me too

paul_soccer12 posted:

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City of Glompton

lookin cute, feelin like eating carrion


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

beer pal

did you know magpies have funerals... read that on the internet the other day

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

mags

I am a congenital optimist.

beer pal posted:

did you know magpies have funerals... read that on the internet the other day

yes they are very smart

paul_soccer12 posted:

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ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
they also remember the face of jerk people and tell their friends

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i also do that do we have a lot in common

paul_soccer12 posted:

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FluffieDuckie

That's a sharp magpie you've got there


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Macnult

alnilam posted:

Good morning, mister magpie

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



On the weekend i laughed at a crow on the street where park because it was standing in front of a car trying to get up the street and not letting it past then yesterday the fucker did the same thing to me.

However corvids are the coolest.

FluffieDuckie

i walked down my street 2 weeks ago and 5 lawns looked like this (not an actual picture)



i thought it was a skunk or some other small animal. it turns out it was crows digging for grubs in the few yards where people were still watering during the drought.

what i'm saying is crows don't like people who water during a drought


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

social vegan



crows are trying to kill our holy mother gaia once they have killed her they will join as the new molten core of the crow earth

Spanish Manlove

HAILGAYSATAN
i see armadillos doing that around here

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Crow: Hey, dumbass! We got a drought going on here!

Human: **oblivious to the crow's public service announcement, continues to water lawn**

Crow: Can you believe this? This jerk thinks they're special!

Another Crow: We should teach them a lesson...

(hours later)




Meddle not in the affairs of Crows for they are subtle and quick to go nuclear

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
magpies are not crowd and are smarter

paul_soccer12 posted:

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mags

I am a congenital optimist.
crow: did you see that guy who is wasting water during a drought? can you believe it???

magpie: yeah

crow: me and my murder totally hosed up his lawn. that'll teach him.

magpie: oh lol

crow: what? not good enough for you? what did you do?

magpie: i cut the brake lines in his car :smug:

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dogdisaster

by Lowtax
i would like to take this rare opportunity to mention how killdeer are really just the worst kind of bird. I hate 'em

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dogdisaster posted:

i would like to take this rare opportunity to mention how killdeer are really just the worst kind of bird. I hate 'em

one of my favorite youtube titles ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAM4Yz3hlA0

Scaly Haylie

dogdisaster posted:

i would like to take this rare opportunity to mention how killdeer are really just the worst kind of bird. I hate 'em

how did they get that name :ohdear:

the unabonger
its the sound t makes

Bread Set Jettison

Splatmaster posted:

Crow: Hey, dumbass! We got a drought going on here!

Human: **oblivious to the crow's public service announcement, continues to water lawn**

Crow: Can you believe this? This jerk thinks they're special!

Another Crow: We should teach them a lesson...

(hours later)




Meddle not in the affairs of Crows for they are subtle and quick to go nuclear

The crow was a good movie I think actually I dont remember


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dogdisaster

by Lowtax
killdeer sound like that squeaky toy you just gave to your overexcited pup but they never stop. they will always beep and squeak. they're also very social birds so if you get two or more together it's just the worst. they also build their nests in the yard or other dumb areas like the dumb idiots they are.

one day i'll be lowered into my grave and they'll be waiting to trample it, beeping all the way to hell.

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