almost1337 posted:Toss our now useless comms officer into the shuttle.
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almost1337 posted:Toss our now useless comms officer into the shuttle. This + Captainsarcastic
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Oct 18, 2015 04:23
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Drag the owl, the human, and the discobot up to the bridge for a photo-op as we introduce ourselves to the aliens as Space Fleet, a progressive and multispecies organization devoted to protecting the galaxy from the Sexless Threshers. Explain that we need all the help they can give us in order to battle the threat posed to all sentient life by the Sexless Threshers, then milk them dry of everything they have of value and blow out of the system. This is very important. [edit]: OR, we just toddle to the far edge of the system, nice and quiet, then turn around and get loose as balls with the beam cutter. Just wipe them shits all over the shop and leave behind a mess of planets and alien bits so thick that even the Sexless Threshers will take days to blast through it all. gently caress 'em. All of 'em. You know that story about the scorpion and the frog? Yeah, it goes: One day a frog carried a scorpion and then they both got eaten by a goddamned crocodile. Just a thought. J.D.Salinate fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Oct 18, 2015 |
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Oct 18, 2015 05:05
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Drag the owl, the human, and the discobot up to the bridge for a photo-op as we introduce ourselves to the aliens as Space Fleet, a progressive and multispecies organization devoted to protecting the galaxy from the Sexless Threshers. Explain that we need all the help they can give us in order to battle the threat posed to all sentient life by the Sexless Threshers, then milk them dry of everything they have of value and blow out of the system.
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Oct 18, 2015 06:41
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Drag the owl, the human, and the discobot up to the bridge for a photo-op as we introduce ourselves to the aliens as Space Fleet, a progressive and multispecies organization devoted to protecting the galaxy from the Sexless Threshers. Explain that we need all the help they can give us in order to battle the threat posed to all sentient life by the Sexless Threshers, then milk them dry of everything they have of value and blow out of the system. This, but boost the production values - splice in shaky GoPro footage of our glorious victories and include a suitably bombastic soundtrack.
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Oct 18, 2015 07:42
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INVADE!!  Use Communications officer and 3 redshirts as the spearhead.
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Oct 18, 2015 14:01
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Asterios posted:Something tells me the people of Media love a good story. CaptainSarcastic posted:Drag the owl, the human, and the discobot up to the bridge for a photo-op as we introduce ourselves to the aliens as Space Fleet, a progressive and multispecies organization devoted to protecting the galaxy from the Sexless Threshers. Explain that we need all the help they can give us in order to battle the threat posed to all sentient life by the Sexless Threshers, then milk them dry of everything they have of value and blow out of the system. Ponderous Saxon posted:This, but boost the production values - splice in shaky GoPro footage of our glorious victories and include a suitably bombastic soundtrack. It seems to me that we have three great ideas here that we could roll into one FANTASTIC idea!  Create a badass video, use our "multicultural" crew to sell it to the system, take the stuff they give us to aid in their salvation, and book it the gently caress out to the Void Nebula with several days to spare. (Once again, Void Racers, not Void Custer's Last Stand here)
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Oct 18, 2015 16:13
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Drag the owl, the human, and the discobot up to the bridge for a photo-op as we introduce ourselves to the aliens as Space Fleet, a progressive and multispecies organization devoted to protecting the galaxy from the Sexless Threshers. Explain that we need all the help they can give us in order to battle the threat posed to all sentient life by the Sexless Threshers, then milk them dry of everything they have of value and blow out of the system. This looks like the thing to do. and since we've got the crew and slaves we'll be able to pull it off I think. I'll scan in the correct pages to make this happen. Zarin posted:It seems to me that we have three great ideas here that we could roll into one FANTASTIC idea! I like the way you think but trying to lay plans more than one step in advance never really works well in these games, mainly because of all the treachery and general unpleasantness.
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Oct 18, 2015 19:59
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Don't waste the hull kit for one lousy point. Instead of one video, have SuGaBa generate a whole season of Trekstar Cloactica™, featuring our multiracial crew in valiant adventures. Give the aliens a day to binge on it. Arriving as heroes, we will distract them at Cloacti-Con™ while we take every worthwhile resource and slave.
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Oct 18, 2015 23:19
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Derek Dominoe posted:Don't waste the hull kit for one lousy point. I hereby propose a formal 24 hour hold to this thread while we all generate as many script pages as possible.
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Oct 19, 2015 02:58
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Derek Dominoe posted:Don't waste the hull kit for one lousy point. Too late, it's been wasted (sort of, it's good to have an intact hull). Even SuGaBA can't produce quality television at that rate! Asterios posted:I hereby propose a formal 24 hour hold to this thread while we all generate as many script pages as possible. We can't stop here, this is croc country! Update Paragraph 287:  We have the whole set of crew, so we go for the scam option on 546:   Suckers. What's the next move? No change to the adventure sheet this time. almost1337 posted:Toss our now useless comms officer into the shuttle. This is a horrible idea for reasons that will quickly become apparent later on but if people agree with this in general we can do it. It's one way to get rid of the comms officer, anyway. No change to the Starship manifest for the time being. Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Oct 19, 2015 |
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Oct 19, 2015 03:16
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I thought we had pretty much decided on relegating a Valet to the shuttlecraft. And I think we need to dock at the orbital shipyard and start sucking the Bijoux dry.
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Oct 19, 2015 03:38
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Let's exchange intelligence. They knew about the Sexless Threshers before we even arrived -- maybe they have a clue how to hurt them, or slow them down. We can give them footage of our homeworld's destruction in trade for whatever they've got. Let's propose this intelligence exchange at one of Media's finest strip clubs. Second option: if SuGaBa gave them hyperdrive schematics, how long would it take them to replicate the tech? A Battlestar-style FTL ragtag fleet would give bad guys new targets to focus on. Also, in our feudal system, a new low rung of society could pull our Caimen brethren out of abject poverty.
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Oct 19, 2015 03:48
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Asterios posted:Second option: if SuGaBa gave them hyperdrive schematics, how long would it take them to replicate the tech? A Battlestar-style FTL ragtag fleet would give bad guys new targets to focus on. Also, in our feudal system, a new low rung of society could pull our Caimen brethren out of abject poverty. We would need SuGaBa to devise a remote kill switch on their jump drives so we can take a mobile speed bump with us.
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Oct 19, 2015 04:04
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Asterios posted:Let's exchange intelligence. They knew about the Sexless Threshers before we even arrived -- maybe they have a clue how to hurt them, or slow them down. We can give them footage of our homeworld's destruction in trade for whatever they've got. This. Then we'll use this planet as bait and sex the sexless threshers.
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Oct 19, 2015 04:43
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Al Borland posted:This. I'm on board
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Oct 19, 2015 05:03
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Fleece the Bijoux for all they're worth and then some.
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Oct 19, 2015 05:50
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the_steve posted:Fleece the Bijoux for all they're worth and then some.
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Oct 19, 2015 06:19
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the_steve posted:Fleece the Bijoux for all they're worth and then some.
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Oct 19, 2015 13:16
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the_steve posted:Fleece the Bijoux for all they're worth and then some.
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Oct 19, 2015 14:21
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the_steve posted:Fleece
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Oct 19, 2015 15:11
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I say we have SuGaBA learn as much about the Sexless Threshers as possible while we're being repaired as well. A little knowledge in the hands of our capable computer could tip the odds in our favor. And, of course, we will need to take all the trinkets the Bijoux have to offer!
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Oct 19, 2015 15:12
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Looks like we'll be running the old "we come in peace" grift on these guys. I'll scan in the relevant pages in a bit.
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Oct 19, 2015 16:27
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Is that Space Tits' species with the jewel faces? If so, hire Space Tits to join your crew.
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Oct 19, 2015 17:06
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Wait... If they already know about the threshers, why wouldn't they know about us? Why do they have an appropriately sized space dock, but no big ship? My cold blooded brain smells a funk. it's a trap
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Oct 19, 2015 22:17
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Sanguine posted:it's a trap I don't know how you get around the universe being so suspicious of everyone you meet! Some of these aliens are just cool you know. Update Last page complete:  We'll try to fleece them (236):  And we restrain ourselves for now (482):  Here we have three options, which one do we pick? The minimum deal, the maximum deal, or the maximum with benefits? Saint Isaias Boner fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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Oct 20, 2015 03:16
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Sanguine posted:Wait... If they already know about the threshers, why wouldn't they know about us? Why are they in a full environment suit on their own planet?
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Oct 20, 2015 03:17
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Poland Spring posted:Why are they in a full environment suit on their own planet? Usually it'd be something along the lines of "because aliens", but there are actual reasons for that which should become clear unless we screw everything up.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:24
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Gilganixon posted:I don't know how you get around the universe being so suspicious of everyone you meet! Some of these aliens are just cool you know. As tempting as the Seraglio is, I'm not sure other crew can be trusted to not rip off face gems, and also it sounds like it could be a trap. The Bijoux seem a little more on point than I would've expected. I think I vote for the maximum deal, since it seems like it gets us a lot of stuff and leaves a bigger window for cutting and running when the time is right.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:33
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Maximum deal, no benefits. Space tits will make the crew too complacent, and they need to be on their guard since the Bijoux could still be hiding something.
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Oct 20, 2015 03:51
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Are we trusting them to install the new tech? What if they install a safety measure that disables us if we try to cut and run?
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Oct 20, 2015 03:53
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Raptor1033 posted:Are we trusting them to install the new tech? What if they install a safety measure that disables us if we try to cut and run? I'm thinking that SuGaBa will vet components before they are installed, or we can order it be done. Good point, though.
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Oct 20, 2015 04:13
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Minimum deal. UNLESS there's a way we can be lying our scaly asses off, in which case, Maximum with Benefits.
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Oct 20, 2015 05:13
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HBar posted:Maximum deal, no benefits. This, but cut and run once the grubs get close.
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Oct 20, 2015 05:23
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Max deal, no bene. I'd also like to say that SuGaBA needs to keep on top of everything going on with the upgrades and what not to avoid a situation where they are gonna backstab us and make their own escape. In fact, the less contact we allow them with the Supergalactic the better. I don't trust these bejeweled fuckers.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:24
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Max deal with benefits, then cut and run.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:31
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Max deal with benefits, then cut and run. We just wouldn't be properly playing duplicitous space crocs if we didn't jump at the chance of alien poon.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:49
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Max deal with benefits, then cut and run.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:52
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Max deal with benefits, then cut and run.
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When do we find the water level with the hidden space treasure???
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