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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Northjayhawk posted:

A new handgun purchased today that is not semi-auto is an odd exception rather than the rule. Only collectors are interested in old-timey revolvers. a semi-auto handgun ban would hit a hell of a lot of the handguns commonly owned by ordinary gun owners in the country.

Sure but a new handgun today is on average someone's 5th gun or more, considering as there are more than 4 privately held guns for every American who holds a gun. And so far American gun "bans" have tended to be in the form of "after date x you can't buy new ones, but old ones can be sold and traded under y condition".

So there ain't exactly going to be a shortage of them for people crazy enough to think they absolutely need another.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
gun

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Gunchat is why I make sure that all of my guns are also clocks.

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?

I would just like to say that Obama 's neck scares me.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Treasury Secretary Jack Lew appealing to my worrywart nature:

quote:

WASHINGTON — Treasury Secretary Jacob J. Lew on Monday tried to increase pressure on lawmakers to raise the nation's debt limit before a Nov. 3 deadline, warning that he feared an accidental federal government default if they wait too long.

"I worry every time we hit this that sometime there would be an accident, and that would be terrible," he told CNBC.


Lew wrote to congressional leaders last week that the Treasury Department would run out of borrowing authority on Nov. 3 — two days earlier than a previous estimate — unless the $18.1 trillion debt limit is raised.

At that point, he said, the Treasury will have about $30 billion in cash and will have to use that and the daily inflow of revenue to pay a host of major bills, including Social Security payments, federal salaries and interest on the debt.

"Just think about it, we have a government of the United States, a $4 trillion-a-year enterprise, where swings of a few billion dollars can determine whether or not you have enough cash to pay your bills," Lew said.

"It's ridiculous," he said. "The debt limit needs to be raised."


Republican congressional leaders have said they want to avoid a federal government default, but many conservatives want spending cuts in exchange for raising the debt limit.

Obama administration officials have refused to negotiate, arguing that Congress has a responsibility to raise the limit to pay for spending that it already has authorized.

Lew said the recent turmoil among House Republicans, which led Speaker John A. Boehner, R-Ohio, to announce he was stepping down, has complicated the issue as the deadline approaches.

"I believe that all the congressional leaders understand that they need to do this," Lew said. "I think they're in a very uncertain environment right now in Congress and they don't have a lot of time."

Chris Krueger, a Washington policy analyst at financial services firm Guggenheim Partners, said in a report to clients Monday that there was a "40 percent probability for some kind of accident that would keep Congress from raising the debt ceiling in time due to brinkmanship, procrastination, or political gridlock."

"We believe the debt ceiling will be raised in November, but we are basing that on nothing more than blind faith and would remind investors who shrug at another debt ceiling 'boy cried wolf' charade that, at the end of the book, the wolf eats the boy," he said.


A 2011 standoff over the debt limit, which was raised at the last minute, spurred Standard & Poor's to downgrade the nation's AAA credit rating for the first time. Another showdown two years later — again resolved before a default — caused investors to avoid buying some government bonds and led to higher government borrowing costs.

The brinkmanship over the issue in recent years has sparked calls from the Government Accountability Office and others for Congress to change the way it handles the debt limit to avoid future crises.

The nation technically hit the debt limit in March, but Treasury officials have been using so-called extraordinary measures since then to juggle government finances and continue borrowing.

Those measures will be exhausted on Nov. 3, starting the clock ticking on a potential default, Lew said.

The Bipartisan Policy Center think tank has estimated that the Treasury would not be able to pay all of its bills sometime between Nov. 10 and Nov. 19.

But Lew said it's difficult to estimate the exact date a default could happen, which is why Congress shouldn't delay.

"Anytime you wait until the last possible minute, you're inviting a risk, and this is not a last minute that we can know with absolute certainty," he said.
http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-debt-limit-lew-20151019-story.html

This guy gets how I feel. Both times recently the debt ceiling has been raised, I keep thinking to myself "What if the accountants missed something? What if the computers at the Treasury Department break? What if someone important in Treasury borrowing were to suddenly die?" :ohdear:

Also surprised to hear 40% chance of default.

William Bear fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Oct 20, 2015

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

William Bear posted:

Treasury Secretary Jack Lew appealing to my worrywart nature:

http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-debt-limit-lew-20151019-story.html

This guy gets how I feel. Both times recently the debt ceiling has been raised, I keep thinking to myself "What if the accountants missed something? What if the computers at the Treasury Department break? What if someone important in Treasury borrowing were to suddenly die?" :ohdear:

Also surprised to hear 40% chance of default.

Welp, guess I need to finally cash these matured series ee bonds this month.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
A part of me, the part that really enjoys Mad Max, wants this.

gently caress the GOP now and forever

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Will Boehner save us

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Boon posted:

gently caress the GOP now and forever

As if the media wouldn't blame the Democrats in equal proportion. After all, both sides are equally good, and both sides are equally bad!

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad

Fojar38 posted:

Will Boehner save us

Boehner spear-headed the strategy of using the debt-ceiling and shutdowns to play hostage games. Shortly before becoming speaker he passed out tobacco lobbyist checks on the floor immediately after an anti-tobacco bill passed.

He's not the good guy in this situation and he's extremely unreliable. The only thing he gives a poo poo about is not hurting the GOP's chances at getting elected.

Note that last time we got this close in 2011 it hurt Obama's numbers more than anything because the American people thought he wasn't leading the GOP well enough.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
I know he isn't the good guy but he still seems to be the only sane man here with the power to do anything

Mitt Romney
Nov 9, 2005
dumb and bad
We just need to mint a few dozen of these https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trillion_dollar_coin and be done with the debt ceiling junk.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
500 posts, I'll assume it was gunchat again.

Anyways, someone has torched 5 black churches around Ferguson in the past 10 days. It's arson and being investigated as such

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004


Is the joke that the guy on the plane really is a terrorist and Obama wants to invite him to the White House so that said terrorist can shoot him?

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Northjayhawk posted:

A new handgun purchased today that is not semi-auto is an odd exception rather than the rule. Only collectors are interested in old-timey revolvers. a semi-auto handgun ban would hit a hell of a lot of the handguns commonly owned by ordinary gun owners in the country.

Does a double-action revolver count as semi-auto? There's a lot of those around, if Academy's gun selection is anything to go by.

Milk Malk
Sep 17, 2015

Fried Chicken posted:

500 posts, I'll assume it was gunchat again.

Anyways, someone has torched 5 black churches around Ferguson in the past 10 days. It's arson and being investigated as such

The churches are around St Louis, and near Ferguson. Ferguson is a fairly unremarkable middle class suburb of St. Louis, which has many areas that are much, much more economically depressed than Ferguson. Some parts of North St. Louis are Detroit level of urban decay. Entirely of coincidence, these areas also have extremely high proportion of black residents (>90%) as a holdover from the decades of redlining, and legalized segregation before that.





I know all this because I torched the churches to end the Negro scourge on our beautiful white city. You heard it here first :cawg:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

sad thing is 1 or 2 of his old comics got a laugh out of me. this is just sad.

James Garfield
May 5, 2012
Am I a manipulative abuser in real life, or do I just roleplay one on the Internet for fun? You decide!

blackguy32 posted:

I would just like to say that Obama 's neck scares me.

That's his chin, look at the guy on the left in the first panel.

The thing that looks like a chin is... frown lines?



That comic's art is even worse than the poo poo in the politoon thread, :wow:

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

James Garfield posted:

That comic's art is even worse than the poo poo in the politoon thread, :wow:

Now now, lets not say anything we can't take back later.

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Milk Malk posted:

I know all this because I torched the churches to end the Negro scourge on our beautiful white city. You heard it here first :cawg:

As someone who's been interrogated by a state detective for an arson I was nowhere near, let me recommend you never loving say stupid poo poo like this.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Republicans are claiming that the Benghazi committee is not investigating Hillary's e-mails and that's being done only by the FBI, supposedly. So who keeps leaking all these random e-mails from Hillary's server?

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Fojar38 posted:

I know he isn't the good guy but he still seems to be the only sane man here with the power to do anything

Someone rewrite Faust to be about Boehner and it will be awesome

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Republican Governors' Association has regrouped and is wading back into the KY gov race. Funneling $1.6 million into the commonwealth, which would give Bevin approximate money parity with Conway, at last count.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

LORD OF BUTT posted:

Does a double-action revolver count as semi-auto? There's a lot of those around, if Academy's gun selection is anything to go by.

No because the gun does not utilize energy from the fired cartridge to cycle the action. The action is cycled by cocking the hammer or pulling the trigger in double action.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Fojar38 posted:

Will Boehner save us

Probably! There's always the chance of error, but his office is already in negotiations with the Senate and White House to finalize a proposal. Though the Freedom Caucus might scream and moan, there are enough Republicans in the other caucuses to pass a bill.

Hopefully, the House will find a coherent leader by the time this issue rears it's head again next year. When that happens, there might not be a John Boehner around to save the country.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Dapper_Swindler posted:

sad thing is 1 or 2 of his old comics got a laugh out of me. this is just sad.

thats worrying considering the author is a straight up neo-nazi white nationalist

Grundulum
Feb 28, 2006

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

thats worrying considering the author is a straight up neo-nazi white nationalist

The style and tempo of this comic remind me of Shmorky's work. It's too absurd to be taken seriously, even if I knew what message the author was trying to convey.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

thats worrying considering the author is a straight up neo-nazi white nationalist



this was the only one i found kinda funny. the other one was one on wheadon i think. but Yeah, the guy is total wanker obviously.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Mr Interweb posted:

Republicans are claiming that the Benghazi committee is not investigating Hillary's e-mails and that's being done only by the FBI, supposedly. So who keeps leaking all these random e-mails from Hillary's server?

Republicans on the Benghazi committee.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

PupsOfWar posted:

Republican Governors' Association has regrouped and is wading back into the KY gov race. Funneling $1.6 million into the commonwealth, which would give Bevin approximate money parity with Conway, at last count.

Didn't Bevin's campaign release internal polling last week that had him down? Thought I saw something to that effect in the news real quick

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Alabama: if you're too poor to pay for your citation we'll just take your blood instead and call it even. Hope you're not gay or have hepatitis or anything!

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

This clearly violates previously established case law of Shylock v Bassanio, in which it was ruled that Shylock was entitled to a pound of flesh, but not one drop of blood.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Carly Fiorina is polling at 4% in the new CNN/ORC poll. She was at 15% last month, what happened?

Also Reuters/Ipsos is showing Hillary jumped 10 points after the debate and all the other major pollsters who have released polls have her up above 50% post debate. link.

zoux fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Oct 20, 2015

Martin Random
Jul 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

zoux posted:

Carly Fiorina is polling at 4% in the new CNN/ORC poll. She was at 15% last month, what happened?

This could be a trump tweet word for word.

Lyapunov Unstable
Nov 20, 2011

spunkshui posted:

I just hate how everyone is demonizing the teacher when the kids goal was to get this reaction.

He even refused to explain it to the police.
What the gently caress, why would you explain anything to the police?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Martin Random posted:

This could be a trump tweet word for word.

That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me....

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Literal bloodsucking lawyers.

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP


Oh it's worse than that

quote:

The dozens of offenders who showed up that day, old and young, filed out of the Perry County courthouse and waited their turn at a mobile blood bank parked in the street. They were told to bring a receipt to the clerk showing they had given a pint of blood, and in return they would receive a $100 credit toward their fines — and be allowed to go free.

We take a pint of your blood and put it towards the interest and fees associated with your fines. Hell in some cases, some of it could even go towards the actual amount you owe, and we don't throw you into debtor's prison! What a deal! What a country!

And if they actually want to start paying off their fines, maybe we can expand the program to suck out their bone marrow or carve off hunks of flesh to use in skin transplants. We're providing an opportunity for the indigent to have skin in the game!

Iron Twinkie fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Oct 20, 2015

Goon Danton
May 24, 2012

Don't forget to show my shitposts to the people. They're well worth seeing.


Article posted:

The dozens of offenders who showed up that day, old and young, filed out of the Perry County courthouse and waited their turn at a mobile blood bank parked in the street. They were told to bring a receipt to the clerk showing they had given a pint of blood, and in return they would receive a $100 credit toward their fines — and be allowed to go free.

[...]

Mr. Crocker said he grew even more uncomfortable later, after he recognized the blood bank, LifeSouth Community Blood Centers, which had recently lost a $4 million judgment for an H.I.V.-tainted blood transfusion.

[...]

Ms. Evans said that after receiving a complaint, LifeSouth quarantined and tested the blood, tried to contact all the donors and eventually discarded nearly all of the blood units collected.

[...]

However, Sara Zampierin, a lawyer at the Southern Poverty Law Center, said that in the handful of instances she reviewed of people who gave blood, none had received the $100 discount they had been promised.

Everything about this story is insane.

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Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

zoux posted:

Carly Fiorina is polling at 4% in the new CNN/ORC poll. She was at 15% last month, what happened?

The media decided she was the next hot thing rather than her gaining any support - they changed the rules to put her in the big kids debate, gave her a ton of focus there, ran a bunch of op eds about "look, the republicans have a woman too!" and then reality set in that she is a complete fuckup who shouldn't be trusted to care for a pet rock. People weren't interested in her so it wasn't selling papers or getting clicks, so the press moved on, and things are reverting back to where they were.

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