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Holy poo poo pretend I never wrote anything here.
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Oh my god it's now tomorrow this is the worst first fight to have taken place "later this evening" (n)ever!
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Oct 20, 2015 14:34
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I blame the organising committee. Should have spent less time on choosing the seat colours and more on making sure the band actually knew the national anthems.
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Oct 20, 2015 14:37
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goatface posted:I blame the organising committee. Should have spent less time on choosing the seat colours and more on making sure the band actually knew the national anthems. I'm pretty sure the Dwarven national anthem is just "WELCOME TO loving BOATMURDERED!" followed by smashing the piano with an axe.
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Oct 20, 2015 15:06
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Happy Fun Stuff, everyone died.
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Oct 20, 2015 15:17
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goatface posted:I blame the organising committee. Should have spent less time on choosing the seat colours and more on making sure the band actually knew the national anthems. How can you not get the anthems right?!  
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Oct 20, 2015 15:18
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I have a fight run and ready to roll, but we were hoping to have Jazz lead us off. Also this is so much harder to keep track of 4 dudes per team. I missed screenshots, tried to follow what I could but 
Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 15:30 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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Oct 20, 2015 15:19
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oh right, I did sing a poo poo ton of songs for Gemclod. Oh the memories.
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Oct 20, 2015 15:30
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 How to guide, and first fightThis first part is for commissioners:  Save all your macros in the data\init\macros folder.  Delete the gamelog.txt from the main DF folder and then launch DF.  You know how to Look (K) and Create (C) so I skipped that. And now the fight can begin.  Team Laser Explosion has the homefield advantage. They are on the left and include: Anthony is a male Tigerman fighter managed by dasmause. He is decked in iron armor but unarmed. Mogwai is a female Gremlin fighter managed by Dark Off. A tiny naked fighter with an iron shield and a copper dagger? Got the materials backwards there... Molegrim is a male Molemarian fighter managed by Maugrim. He carries a spear and wears nothing but a helm. Turquoise Tonic is a male Human fighter managed by Hihohe. A silver mace and a bit or armor are all he has. Team A Tarantino Film is lined up opposite, being boo'd by the fans. Uma Thurman is a female Human fighter managed by AnoHito. She legitimately is her character from Kill Bill. Urist McLee is a male Dwarf fighter managed by Fuubi. Urist has copper armor covering his body, and his fists look fearsome. Snarls Barkley is a female Werewolf fighter managed by Bene Elim. A pike and a shield, but nothing else adorn this fighter. Solomon Rabinowitz is a male Serpent Man fighter managed by Added Space. A steel body and huge fangs are all this fighter needs.  Snarls Barkley takes the lead, tongue flapping wildly.  Snarles Barkley's blow is dodged, and then his leg is fractured by Turquoise Tonic's return strike!  Uma Thurman gives Anthony a tiny scratch, he returns the favor by knocking her to the floor stunned!  Turquoise Tonic proves how deadly he can be by smashing Snarles Barkley's hand to pieces. At the same time Molegrim sends his spear into his hand, tearing ligaments and bruising bone. Down goes the werewolf!  A flurry of blows rain down on the stunned Uma Thurman. Anthony is quickly distracted by the dwarf Urist McLee who punches so hard that the tigerman is left bruised!  Uma Thurman gets tag-teamed by Anthony and Mogwai up top. Mogwai stabs Uma in the head while Anthony holds her and throws her sometimes. Down below Molegrim and Turquoise Tonic smash the unconscious Snarles Barkley until he dies.   Let me explain how we got here: Mogwai stabs Uma Thurman in the head, Anthony throws the hell out of her and she falls unconscious when she smashes into the floor. Luckily she doesn't have far to fall anymore. Urist McLee punches Mogwai from behind, shattering the tiny gremlins neck. Mogwai falls to the floor, dropping his weapons in obvious pain. Solomon Rainowitz finally manages to bite something not armored and Molegrim doesn't seem to notice the venom at first. His return strike fractures the snakemans arm. Then the venom kicks in and Molegrim goes down to join his teammate Mogwai on the floor.  We all know what happens to unconscious fighters. Anthony bends her hips and legs and arms into different directions, but Turqoise Tonic gets the kill by splattering her skull. Urist McLee pops and locks Mogwai's arms and knees. The gremlin is helpless on the ground. Turquoise Tonic_LAS: Those injuries... Begone fear! Of course Tonic has zero injuries so  Urist McLee is forced away from Mogwai by Turquoise Tonic. Urist realizes that he and his snakeman buddy, Stupidface Longname, are the only two still alive on their team.  Urist McLee shrugs, then charges forward with a thousand yard stare. Solomon Rainowitz is continuously biting and shaking the poor moleman Molegrim.  Team A Tarantino Film has seen better days.  Urist McLee dodges and punches a hundred times in a minute. His opponents have no idea how to handle this. One good blow from him can change this entire fight.  Keep on shaking, Soloman Rainowitz.  Anthony, the huge tigerman, realizes that if the dwarf is on the ground he'd be easier to squash. So he charges and sends the smaller fighter tumbling... Oh snap, he is no longer in a trance!  Turquoise Tonic takes advantage and kicks the downed dwarf. Teeth fly across the arena!  Urist McLee falls to the floor, exhausted. He just wished he had some help. He did very well against 2.5 opponents while Shaky McShaker was so focused on Molegrim.  Downed fighters don't live long. Well, unless you are Mogwai or Molegrim that is. Turquoise Tonic gets another skull-shattering kill.  Turquoise Tonic sneaks up behind Solomon mid-shake and smashes him on the head repeatedly while yelling "Let go let go let go!" The snakeman finally does.  Mogwai bites the prone snakeman's head while Turquoise Tonic smashes his head. I am unsure logistics of it, but it seems like Mogwai's mouth was pretty drat close to the mace. Finally the helmet collapses, Turquoise Tonic gets another kill. Kill Count: Turquoise Tonic: 3 Molegrim: 1 Winners: Team Laser Explosion  Your winners, ladies and gentlemen. Combat Log Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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Oct 20, 2015 17:11
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Good fight, heavy weaponry wins! So the rounds don't necessarily go in order, betting wise?
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Oct 20, 2015 17:38
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Spermy Smurf posted:
Blood splattered everywhere and a dissapointing ending? Perfect day for a Tarantino Film! Also: poo poo. Never saw Snarls get kerb-stomped like that in testing.
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Oct 20, 2015 17:39
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Bene Elim posted:Blood splattered everywhere and a dissapointing ending? Perfect day for a Tarantino Film! Pikes are pretty deadly, I think you were unfortunate in being the fastest on your team and therefore the first to be targeted. Nice to kick off the tournament with a win, especially as my team elected not to coordinate at all!
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Oct 20, 2015 17:51
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 go mogwai that single level on biting really paid off its a mystery how mogwai survived getting her throat crushed. Maugrim posted:Pikes are pretty deadly, I think you were unfortunate in being the fastest on your team and therefore the first to be targeted. i did try to add you on skype guess the emails and invites went to wrong adress Dark Off fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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Oct 20, 2015 17:57
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Dark Off posted:go mogwai The neck is somehow unconnected to the spine in the current version of DF. It seems to be just a lump of flesh. Dark Off posted:i did try to add you on skype guess the emails and invites went to wrong adress Oh, that was you? I got the request but couldn't tell who it might be. I'll add you so we can coordinate in further rounds!
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Oct 20, 2015 18:05
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I thought martial trances were turned off in this version. Huh.
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Oct 20, 2015 18:05
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Yes! Yes! Tonic is unmatched! I am so proud!
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Oct 20, 2015 18:09
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quote:Solomon Rainowitz_TAR has been struck down.
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Oct 20, 2015 18:10
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Oh man, if you hate Solomon's name, you'll hate my bowbold's name.
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Oct 20, 2015 18:12
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Huh I thought our fight was up first...I'dhave bet on this fight had I known
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Oct 20, 2015 18:24
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Godna posted:Huh I thought our fight was up first...I'dhave bet on this fight had I known It doesn't matter. You don't get your winnings until the end of the round.
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Oct 20, 2015 18:27
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Maugrim posted:Pikes are pretty deadly, I think you were unfortunate in being the fastest on your team and therefore the first to be targeted. Well, I did all I could (not really) Also I'm not too sure on the logistics on this game, but didn't Thurman die, like, three times in a row?
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Oct 20, 2015 19:49
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quote:Turquoise Tonic_LAS bites Urist McLee_TAR in the left eyelid, tearing apart the skin! I think he let go when Urist McLee got knocked over though.
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Oct 20, 2015 20:26
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Spermy Smurf posted:Anthony is quickly distracted by the dwarf Urist McLee who punches so hard that the tigerman is left bruised!  Spermy Smurf posted:Urist McLee punches Mogwai from behind, shattering the tiny gremlins neck. Hmm, or maybe not! 
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Oct 20, 2015 23:18
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Yes! The drought is over. Let these parched lands slake their thirst with a rain of blood.
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Oct 20, 2015 23:50
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I did my job. Remember the advice I gave you, team? Yeah....
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Oct 21, 2015 00:42
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Jesus that was a slaughter. Well at least now Uma Thurman has something to get revenge for...
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Oct 21, 2015 00:48
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Urist McLee gives me some small hope that my Tyler Durden is Hobbes might do passably well!
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Oct 21, 2015 03:14
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Only dwarves get martial trances, though.
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Oct 21, 2015 03:22
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True. I probably still suck.
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Oct 21, 2015 03:23
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Would it be possible to link or store the write-ups of each fight in addition to the combat log on the site? Finding a particular fight at present is presently only slightly less painful than ripping out toenails with pliers.
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Oct 21, 2015 06:57
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Hell, host the contents of every post on the LPix test poster so that the fights can be viewed once this thread falls into archives, and link to that.
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Oct 21, 2015 07:01
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I was thinking of entering with a Tigerman wielding a silver mace, funnily enough. Might have done alright! Then I remembered I haven't played DF in like a year and that I had no clue what might work out anymore, so best leave it to people who know what they're doing.* * I fully realize that many people have no idea what they're doing
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Oct 21, 2015 12:07
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Randomly Chosen Fight Number 2 Plump Helmets consist of: Dory is a female Minotaur fighter managed by my dad. He carries a copper spear and wears a smattering of bronze armor. James LargeSausage is a male Human fighter managed by Afriscipio. He holds an iron halberd and wears a bit of armor. Josie the Bludgeonatrix is a female Elf fighter managed by Ramc. Tits flap wildly in the breeze, but the copper mace and shield she carries look deadly. Return of Panty Thief is a male Yeti fighter managed by Mr. Vile. The yeti does his best Bronze Golem impression. It's a really good impression. Worker Cooperative has: Combat Liberalism is a female Gremlin fighter managed by Jack the Lad. A copper dagger, with skill aplenty are in her tiny hands. Unthrottle the Axolotl is a female Kobold fighter managed by Zwingley. A copper scrouge and loads of skill are all this fighter needs apparently. Jameson the Unruly is a male Human fighter managed by alvie. He carries a huge iron sword and is bedecked in copper armor. Albrik the Insignificant is a male Kobold fighter managed by Tiler Kiwi. An iron axe, some leather pants, and skill hope to carry him through the fight. So we've basically got "big guys vs little guys" in this fight. And we still haven't seen a single bowbold or bowyeti. Also: Seriously. You guys and your loving names. Expect them shortened and/or butchered because there's no way I'm typing that poo poo 30 times each.   The fighters charge. Panty Thief is really slow, but that's not uncommon since Bronze Golems only have 4 movement points.  They clash, and if your name begins with J you got hit. Josie smashes Jameson with her mace, tearing Jameson's nervous tissue in the spine! Jameson drops everything and falls the gently caress over. Albrik steps up for his teammate and spills Josie's guts across the floor. James (not to be confused with Jameson) takes a dagger to the neck courtesy of Combat Liberalism.  James swings his halbard and connects with Combat Liberalism's left arm and blood shoots across the floor. Another stab lances into the small gremlin's chest and tears through ribs.  The other gladiators haven't been sitting still. Unthrottle lashes Dory in the lower body, tearing the minotaurs stomach muscles. Dory's return strike tears his left arm pretty terribly. Albrik hews Josie's leg, and she falls to the floor. Josie the Bludgeonatrix_HELM: I've been injured badly. There is no hope!  Josie is down but not out. She smashes Albrik in the chest with her mace, bruising a lung and causing the small Kobold to have trouble breathing. Josie has lost a LOT of blood, and she looks a bit pale. Combat Liberalism stabs James in the leg and he passes out from the pain. Dory avenges her teammate by thrusting her spear into the head of the small gremlin which ends his life. Obviously.  Albrik and Josie's battle comes to an abrupt end when Josie bleeds to death. Albrik took a savage beating in the process, but he outlasted his opponent. Panty Thief pounds on the prone Jameson for a bit before being distracted by Unthrottle. Unthrottle's copper weapon has no chance of penetrating the huge yeti's bronze armor. Dory leans in from the side and smashes Unthrottle's hand into paste. The kobold drops his scourge. Albrik darts forward to swing at Josie before she expires, but is grabbed from behind by Panty Thief. The huge yeti casually tosses the kobold away from his downed teammate, Albrik lands and is stunned. Dory chases him. Unthrottle had dodged and dodged, but was finally caught by Panty Thief's charge.  In the confusing melee Albrik takes a moment to slam his axe down onto James' neck. His head goes flying. Panty Thief finally corners Unthrottle along the right side of the wall. He grabs the stunned kobold and punches her right in the boobs. Unthrottles entire chest explodes, splattering the wall behind it with gore.  This is a gif Jameson and Albrik are both injured badly and they team up against the huge Minotaur. Dory dodges their attacks, armor deflects others. Dory stabs her spear into Jameson's leg, then pulls it free and does the same to Albrik. Albrik and Jameson both fall to the floor. Albrik's axe scores a wound on Dory's chest, but then Panty Thief arrives like a freight train.  Panty Thief and Dory go to town on their prone opponents. Punching, grabbing, scratching, and finally Dory with her spear. Jameson's head is punctured by the copper blade. Albrik, in a fit of rage, slams his axe into Dory's mouth. Minotaur teeth fly across the arena while Albrik rolls his tiny form away from the huge gladiators.  It proves futile. Dory catches him while Panty Thief holds him still and thrusts her spear into his brain. Kills: Dory: 3 Panty Thief: 1 Albrik: 2 (counting Josie bleeding out to him)  Two gladiators remain alive. Dory took a few blows, but Panty Thief is barely out of breath from the fight. Winners: The Plump Helmets Combat Log
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Vicious melee. I like the double teaming. 4x4s offer a bit more of the "I stab you but get stabbed by someone else" bloody confusion that makes this so entertaining.
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Oct 21, 2015 15:09
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So, that's a fast 2-battle lead for Spermy Smurf in the fight commish stakes! Will he hold on to his early advantage, or will the slovenly slugabeds in his wake get off their well-upholstered backsides and help him on fight-running duty?
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Oct 21, 2015 15:17
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My tactic of betting on unfavoured teams is currently not working. drat kobolds.
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So I have a couple of questions: What's "edge" and "stopping power" and what are benefits of high weight equipment? I have guesses, but I wanna confirm How much do skills dictate fighter's behaviour? Like, if a fighter is unarmed and has no offensive skills, will he fight? Or if a character is unarmed and has striking/wrestling, will he use kicks and/or bites? Is there any sense having greaves and high boots? They both protect "lower legs", does that protection stack, or are low boots sufficient?
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Oct 21, 2015 15:28
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Dory's dory's hunky dory for this gory glory.
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Oct 21, 2015 15:28
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Compared to the 1v1's, these logs contain some really great imagery, once you parse that Grabbing someone's "Lower back teeth" with their "upper arm" is basically a one-armed choke hold from behind. So that fight basically ended with Panty providing said choke hold, while trying to pull Albrik's leg off with the free hand.... And Dory stabbing away at Albrik's face the whole time. Fun stuff. General Question: Do our fighters gain skill through the course of a fight? I know everything is reset at the end, but could a really long, drag-out fight leave a fighter significantly more skillful for another opponent? Would a fighter with zero armor skill eventually wear that armor a bit easier as the fight goes on?
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Spermy Smurf posted:Dory is a female Minotaur fighter managed by my dad. He carries a copper spear and wears a smattering of bronze armor. Can we really trust Spermy Smurf to be impartial when it comes to running a match that a family member is involved in?
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