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If you dumped taco-in-a-bag onto a square plate and called it a "deconstructed taco" you could probably sell it to hipsters at an insane profit.
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bringmyfishback posted:Does "no chili rules" apply to porizj threads? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3406045&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 I was hoping someone would bring this up, and I wasn't disappointed. For the record: I eat chili with beans, bell peppers, and mushrooms in it. Some homemade AFP:
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Oct 20, 2015 08:55
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I'm poor after my holiday so tonight I had toasted corned beef sandwiches. That's all I had in the fridge. I broke my mothers 'each meal must consist of at least three different coloured items' rule. But it's payday so big shop tomorrow and back to normal.
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Oct 20, 2015 08:58
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I was hoping someone would bring this up, and I wasn't disappointed. For the record: I eat chili with beans, bell peppers, and mushrooms in it. Beans and bell peppers, for sure. Mushrooms...I dunno. I feel like their flavor would be overwhelmed and that their texture would be odd combined with the rest of the chili. I just reread that thread for, like, the sixth time. I love it so much. Humphreys posted:I'm poor after my holiday so tonight I had toasted corned beef sandwiches. That's all I had in the fridge. I broke my mothers 'each meal must consist of at least three different coloured items' rule. But it's payday so big shop tomorrow and back to normal. Toast one piece of bread more than the other. BOOM a balanced meal!
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Oct 20, 2015 09:44
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:Some homemade AFP: This doesn't look bad enough for AFP. I mean yeah the presentation could be better but your meat, salad, ketchup and tomatos actually are distinguishable from each other, so its miles better than other stuff from this thread.
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Oct 20, 2015 09:47
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Kalos posted:If you dumped taco-in-a-bag onto a square plate and called it a "deconstructed taco" you could probably sell it to hipsters at an insane profit. Imagining all the horrifying ways you could deconstruct it. Imagining some sort of tortilla wrap puree drizzled onto a piece of imitation meat, in a soup of watered down, puree'd salsa or something, and a raw onion dropped on top. Maybe some sort of mango flavoured spun sugar on top. Tiberius Thyben has a new favorite as of 09:58 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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Oct 20, 2015 09:53
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I was hoping someone would bring this up, and I wasn't disappointed. For the record: I eat chili with beans, bell peppers, and mushrooms in it. Ugh! Friscobröd. You should have used a brioche bun, like a civilized human being.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:
Unless that's cocaine you've cross-hatched it with, I don't see the problem. Discovered my office vending machine had Marmite-flavourite bagel Bites tonight. Imgur is being a pain in the rear, or I'd post photographic evidence. Trip report: Salty, as expected, definite (but not disgusting) Marmite flavour. Umami, if I wanted to get pretentious. Only trouble is, Bagel Bites are dry without something to dip it into, but Marmite flavour? Possibly some sort of nacho cheese dip might work for us Kiwis.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:I was hoping someone would bring this up, and I wasn't disappointed. For the record: I eat chili with beans, bell peppers, and mushrooms in it. Aside from the fact that I bet you could see the top buns glowing in the dark, those look fine.
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Oct 20, 2015 10:00
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Distorted Kiwi posted:As long as that's cocaine you've cross-hatched it with, I don't see the problem. fixed that for you
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http://www.businessinsider.com/gross-subway-sandwich-combinations-2014-3
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As a man with a beard and mustache - I shudder at what I would look like after eating that garbage. And the clean up.
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Oct 20, 2015 10:35
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I wonder how much this writer gets paid to tell us what they saw on reddit
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Oct 20, 2015 10:40
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About time, Imgur... As someone who never eats the stuff, they were surprisingly palatable.
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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:I wonder how much this writer gets paid to tell us what they saw on reddit quote:Ashley Lutz is Business Insider's retail editor. She previously covered specialty apparel and consumer companies for Bloomberg News. You can find her on Twitter at @AshleyLutz.
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Oct 20, 2015 11:35
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Kalos posted:If you dumped taco-in-a-bag onto a square plate and called it a "deconstructed taco" you could probably sell it to hipsters at an insane profit. BRB, opening a restaurant in a hipster neighborhood.
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Oct 20, 2015 12:26
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cash crab posted:
You cannot deny what you are. You fell into the trap long ago; it is too late for you now. He who laughs at AFP should look to it that he himself does not become an AFP creator himself. And when you gaze long into a trash bag the trash bag also gazes into you.
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Oct 20, 2015 12:28
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I've totally done #7.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:04
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Tiggum posted:It's actually very simple. There are only six types of food. Are you a really dumb extra-terrestrial parasite infecting a human host or a really smart terrestrial parasite infecting a human host?
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FetusSlapper posted:Are you a really dumb extra-terrestrial parasite infecting a human host or a really smart terrestrial parasite infecting a human host? Hey that was the most self aware post Tiggum's ever made, credit where credit is due
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Tiggum posted:It's actually very simple. There are only six types of food. e. Is there a crouton ratio where a salad turns from a stew into a sandwich? This classification scheme is really driving me crazy with all the holes in it! zedprime has a new favorite as of 14:07 on Oct 20, 2015 |
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Oct 20, 2015 13:40
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This looks pretty good... for a Morrisons pizza. There's at least 10x as much Salami as usual.
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Oct 20, 2015 13:42
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zedprime posted:I like where this is going but I think it needs some more explicit logical rules or flow charting for advanced composites to properly satisfy the inner sperg. Like there's a bit of non-specificity around the cake sandwich, otherwise known in the more vulgar form of "hotdog". Or cake stew, aka jambalaya. It also breaks down when we consider the cherpumple (pumpkin pie inside of a spice cake topped by apple pie inside yellowcake, and further topped a cherry pie inside white cake) 
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Oct 20, 2015 16:53
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What the gently caress am I looking at. Can I have one of those, please?
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Oct 20, 2015 17:27
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Speaking of Subway, I like to get a double meat cheese steak footlong, and the only veggies I put on it is onion, bell pepper and banana pepper. Usually, I tell the person making the sandwich to give me lots of all three, which gets me a light sprinkling of veggies. But once, when I had a "sandwich artist' who had completely ran out of fucks to give that day, I got a massive load of veggies, more veggies than meat on that sandwich (and being that it was a double-meat cheese steak, holy gently caress!). It was glorious.
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Data Graham posted:I've totally done #7. Pickle sandwiches are pretty great. I could understand it being on that list if it was like slathered in mayo or something but just pickles isnt bad.
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rndmnmbr posted:Speaking of Subway, I like to get a double meat cheese steak footlong, and the only veggies I put on it is onion, bell pepper and banana pepper. Usually, I tell the person making the sandwich to give me lots of all three, which gets me a light sprinkling of veggies. But once, when I had a "sandwich artist' who had completely ran out of fucks to give that day, I got a massive load of veggies, more veggies than meat on that sandwich (and being that it was a double-meat cheese steak, holy gently caress!). It was glorious. Here's how Subway employees are trained: "All right, now we add the veggies. Customer wants green peppers." *tosses random amount of green peppers onto demo sandwich* "Paydays are every other Friday. Get to work"
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Oct 20, 2015 20:35
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you forgot the part where they tell them to always use at least a cubic foot of lettuce
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Really the only thing subway are scrooge about is meat, and you'll get like three paper thin slices of turkey hidden under an Easter - basket grass looking amount of lettuce
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im full of poo poo posted:you forgot the part where they tell them to always use at least a cubic foot of lettuce 'light on the mayo please.' Adds a line of mayo the diameter of a golf ball down the entire sandwich smashes shut, is now a white oozy mess.
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Oct 20, 2015 21:31
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Plinkey posted:'light on the mayo please.' If you eat mayo, you deserve it.
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Gridlocked posted:And when you gaze long into a trash bag the trash bag also gazes into you. I wish I'd waited longer to choose my user title im full of poo poo posted:subway gives out exactly a depressing amount of cheese I always loved that they would ask if I would like white or orange cheese. For some reason it amuses me that it's just categorized by colour, as if that will help. I still haven't been back to Subway since the LOBSTER INCIDENT but that is mostly because everytime I see their store I think of Jared Fogel and that upsets me
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cash crab posted:I wish I'd waited longer to choose my user title Wow subways must be even worse in canada. In America there's multiple choices of real cheeses. I don't think I've ever heard anyone in any restaurant ever offer orange cheese
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i'm sure they're real kinds of cheese but the *~sandwich artists~* do not know what they are supposed to be called heres also something that happens every time i order at subway  footlong veggie on italian please toasted? no thanks. orange cheese extra cheese would you like that toasted?:  not toasted. no. [turns to put the sandwich in the toaster oven] please do not toast my sandwich! no! not toasted! oh sorry i thought you said toasteddoes every single person get their sub toasted, am i a weird guy for not wanting a piping hot melty cheesy mess with cold lettuce and mayo
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Oct 20, 2015 22:12
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im full of poo poo posted:i'm sure they're real kinds of cheese but the *~sandwich artists~* do not know what they are supposed to be called Apparently, because people loving love toasted subs, which is weird. My friend gets them all the time regardless of what sub he is getting, it's loving gross. 
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The last Subway I went to was staffed by one middle aged woman acting as manager and the rest were very clearly mentally disabled youths. They were all painfully polite, spoke clearly, listened, were friendly, and got everything dead on perfect. You'd be retarded to go anywhere else.
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im full of poo poo posted:i'm sure they're real kinds of cheese but the *~sandwich artists~* do not know what they are supposed to be called https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3VRXVvr6XU
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