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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Stux posted:

e3xcept someone who isunt paying isnt a subscriber, beucause they arent paying a subscription fee to subscribe to the paid subscription based service. they are using a free trial. for exmaple spotify only ocunts people paying their subscription as subscribers, because they udnenrstand the defintiion of the word subscriber, which you apparnetly do not.

monetising unpaid users is only importnant if ur service is available permanently for free, like with spotify. if ur service is unavailable outsuide of promotional periods without paying a subscription then u only care about subscribed users and ur conversation rates, and apple musics current conversion rat eis aroudn 43%. average conversison rates 4 saas is around 25% so they're doing v weel. i hope this clears up ur issue with misunderstanding the word subscribe.

loving turn on auto correct, Jesus Christ

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DaNzA
Sep 11, 2001

:D
Grimey Drawer

Stux posted:

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quote:

I'm subscribing you to the Leper Colony. User loses posting privileges for 6 hours.

lmao

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream

Puppy Galaxy posted:

loving turn on auto correct, Jesus Christ
That's like intentional. He has literally went back and edited more typos into his posts before.

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/10/20/swiss-trade-watches-idUSL8N12K24J20151020

switzerland is hosed - sir jony

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you
stux is the best gimmick poster yospos has seen in a year or two

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Maybe this will open up the market for a Rose Gold Hermés next time round.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001


the biggest impact on exports to china has been since almost the second new anti-corruption rules went into place [srsly]

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

iwatch is hosed - that article

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

inspired by nature

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

emoji posted:

Thank you for posting in FYAD once in 2009 so I can probate you whenever I want.

lol

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
iTunes is a lot better on a Mac than Windows. Apple should really split iTunes up into separate things then make them all really good rather than one thing that's kinda ok. idk how it'd work but that's not really my problem

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

uncurable mlady posted:

iTunes is a lot better on a Mac than Windows.

this is the worst myth

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

uncurable mlady posted:

iTunes is a lot better on a Mac than Windows. Apple should really split iTunes up into separate things then make them all really good rather than one thing that's kinda ok. idk how it'd work but that's not really my problem

the eventual plan now is to phase out anything not related to streaming i'd imagine

so that would just leave Music and the app store

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE
Aug 1, 2004

whoa, what just happened here?







College Slice

Shaggar posted:

this is the worst myth

shaggar, right

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Stupid Reject, bloadted obese moron with a helmet and stinky diaper. he's got bloody scabs and a low IQ not to mention he prefers tyhe XBox One: "I love iTunes."

Joe Biden, flexing his muscles & stroking his adamantium monster cock: "iTunes is a steaming pile. YOSPOS BIthc!"

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
lol that a 16gb ipad exists

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Silver Alicorn posted:

lol that a 16gb iphone exists

i have 0 songs and i have icloud storage for my photos, and my 16 gb work iphone got completely full just from apps, i had to delete a bunch

gently caress you timb for not making the base model 32 GB

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
my iphone is 16gb I only use it for audiobooks and podcasts

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

eric posted:

inspired by nature
apples grow in nature :)

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Smythe posted:

Stupid Reject, bloadted obese moron with a helmet and stinky diaper. he's got bloody scabs and a low IQ not to mention he prefers tyhe XBox One: "I love iTunes."

Joe Biden, flexing his muscles & stroking his adamantium monster cock: "iTunes is a steaming pile. YOSPOS BIthc!"

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i hope joe biden joins the presidential race so we can hear donald trump insult his son

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Silver Alicorn posted:

lol that a 16gb ipad exists

hey youre a good guy so dont be laughing at the only ipad my kids have



its orders of magnitidues better than the 8gb i have on my iphone 4

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
i hjave a 16gb ipad what is teh problem it just works fine i dotn have 25GB of castle crashers and city fighters and feifdom pillagers and 33 types of bejewelled installed

i use it for what it was intended, tubes you and red

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

zen death robot posted:

Do you tell your kids that people are making fun of things you own online?

i make them read every insulting post as a lesson about trolling and fags

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

echinopsis posted:

i make them read every insulting post as a lesson about trolling and fags

hey

cool it with the homophobic insults

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
no it's not a homophobic insult, I'm just instilling homophobia into them

it's a subtle difference but I don't expect you to get it

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
cool it with the irony too because you're no good at it

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
the mother fuckin stymie trying to stand on my toes

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
who knows what particular cause stymie-stymie is going to champion today - tune in on 219 interspace fm to find out what he's getting up to

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

emoji posted:

Thank you for posting in FYAD once in 2009 so I can probate you whenever I want.

lol

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Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
aww fuckin coochoo fixed it >:/

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

echinopsis posted:

who knows what particular cause stymie-stymie is going to champion today - tune in on 219 interspace fm to find out what he's getting up to

stymie has been on a tear today. probably some personal issues hitting hard so he decided to take it out on us.

it's alrighty stymie, we're here for you buddy

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Necc0 posted:

aww fuckin coochoo fixed it >:/

dang

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

The Management posted:

stymie has been on a tear today. probably some personal issues hitting hard so he decided to take it out on us.

it's alrighty stymie, we're here for you buddy

it's cool that criticizing Apple Music, the shittiest music service on the planet, is what constitutes emotional abuse in YOSPOS, the forum for braindead corporate cheerleaders

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
you have to make it bold

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
Stymie: apple music is bad

The Management: (shaken) Whoa...poo poo. It's okay everyone, I'm sure Stymie doesn't mean it, he's just having a bad day.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
someone's feeling left out

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

echinopsis posted:

hey youre a good guy so dont be laughing at the only ipad my kids have

eh makes sense I guess

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emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Silver Alicorn posted:

lol that a 16gb ipad exists

The 16gb iPad makes sense because it's used for browsing the Internet, not taking pictures like you would with a phone.

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