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Shumagorath posted:
No way the dude in that photo isn't at least 40
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I thought that was a picture of a young Ted Cruz.
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Oct 19, 2015 20:00
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Tattoo removal is a booming business in Portland as people realize that they're never going to be poet laureate.
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Oct 19, 2015 20:06
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He looks like he would be hanging out with the cast of Girls.
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Oct 19, 2015 20:07
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I'm 6'4" and its not all its cracked up to be
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Tarkus posted:To be fair, the same goes for girls who are too tall. I knew this chick who was a solid 8 or 9 but she regularly got told 'no way' by guys because she was like 6'5" that's b/c their vaginas are enormous which is p cool if you're into that
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:that's b/c their vaginas are enormous ooh yeah baby want me to fist u don't you??? *tiger uppercuts like sagat from street fighter*
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Oct 19, 2015 21:00
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I want to wear a tall girl like a hat.
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Oct 20, 2015 01:29
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I'm 5'7" and its never really been an issue I'm kind of surprised height has even been an issue for anyone, I mean everyone has a type but I guess I never really went after the softball/field hockey type. Are most of you short dudes with problems like in the south or something?
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has this been posted yet, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk
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Ork of Fiction posted:Tattoo removal is a booming business in Portland as people realize that they're never going to be poet laureate. Yeah it is, that poo poo's on billboards everywhere around this pile. captainoblivious posted:I'm 5'7" and its never really been an issue I'm kind of surprised height has even been an issue for anyone, I mean everyone has a type but I guess I never really went after the softball/field hockey type. Are most of you short dudes with problems like in the south or something? 5'7" (AND A HALF!) bro here, and I never viewed myself as short until I was 29 and one of my girlfriend's acquaintances told me I was chill and that I didn't seem to have "short-man syndrome." I guess that means I'm beta. Or delta. 
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Oct 20, 2015 03:49
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Millennials are gay Lets all get to some dick sucking.
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Rough Lobster posted:All the really short dudes I've known just got real fucken beefy and now no one says poo poo to them because the low center of gravity and massive shoulders along with their boiling rage make them excellent brawlers. If such a man chooses to grow a beard he will looking like a dwarven berserker. The last short beefy guy I knew started a fight and the dude just sat on him However I will say that if you're short but not to short (5ft 7) you can still seriously pull it down if you're not a twat about it.
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Oct 20, 2015 10:48
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I'm 5'8 and a half I don't think I'm short
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Runaktla posted:I'm 5'8 and a half I don't think I'm short You're not. Unless you are dutch.
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Oct 21, 2015 06:36
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Runaktla posted:I'm 5'8 and a half I don't think I'm short You would be considered average height in one of those countries where everybody is shrimpy from malnutrition.
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Oct 21, 2015 12:42
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dogstile posted:The last short beefy guy I knew started a fight and the dude just sat on him I know a short guy who got beefy but also spent a good portion of his gym time learning how to grapple. I wrestled him a few times and the guy was a serpent, in addition to strong. That short guy you knew sounds ill prepared for a fight.
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Oct 21, 2015 13:04
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I'm 5'10" and I consider myself short. Why? I'm a management consultant, and all of the high powered execs I work with are all at least 6 foot. Most of them are in the 6'2" - 6'4" range. Well, the MEN, anyway. Height seems to matter less for female execs, but they ALL wear the high heels. Height is apparently a big advantage in business, even if you are a woman.
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Oct 21, 2015 13:12
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Squashy Nipples posted:I'm 5'10" and I consider myself short. Why? I'm a management consultant, and all of the high powered execs I work with are all at least 6 foot. Most of them are in the 6'2" - 6'4" range. Truth
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Oct 21, 2015 13:25
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Don't forget the perfect head of news casters/weatherman hair, ideally salt&pepper color.
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Oct 21, 2015 13:47
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can we please get off the "short people got no reason to live" topic and back to millenials? Thank you.
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Oct 21, 2015 14:05
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Mad Monk posted:can we please get off the "short people got no reason to live" topic and back to millenials? Thank you. coming from a currently bearded male: FUUUUUUUUCK THAT. gently caress that haircut. gently caress that sweater. gently caress that laptop, too.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:21
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I'm the guy on the right doing the 'cool' teacher connecting with the youth chair sitting.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:28
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that's a photoshoot tho guys, that is what ppl 5 years older think ppl 5 years younger look like, it's mostly true but also deformed and exaggerated
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Oct 21, 2015 16:44
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nomadologique posted:that's a photoshoot tho guys, that is what ppl 5 years older think ppl 5 years younger look like, it's mostly true but also deformed and exaggerated Yeah, looks like a still shot from a McDonald's commercial to me.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:57
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Mad Monk posted:Yeah, looks like a still shot from a McDonald's commercial to me. You can tell from the look in their eyes that they're ordering Dominos, though.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:58
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Mad Monk posted:can we please get off the "short people got no reason to live" topic and back to millenials? Thank you. that's a lot of phones in 1 pic
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Oct 21, 2015 17:02
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Mad Monk posted:can we please get off the "short people got no reason to live" topic and back to millenials? Thank you. I'm the laptop without a logo on it.
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Oct 21, 2015 17:04
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Toadvine posted:I know a short guy who got beefy but also spent a good portion of his gym time learning how to grapple. I wrestled him a few times and the guy was a serpent, in addition to strong. True but most people aren't really well prepared for a fight and anyone pretending that short people are going to make up for that in stoutness alone are going to be really disappointed when I finally realise my dream of pitting 6ft 6 wrestlers vs dwarves in a big gay wrestling match worthy of song
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Oct 21, 2015 17:35
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dogstile posted:True but most people aren't really well prepared for a fight and anyone pretending that short people are going to make up for that in stoutness alone are going to be really disappointed when I finally realise my dream of pitting 6ft 6 wrestlers vs dwarves in a big gay wrestling match worthy of song Short guys can only effectively wrestle as accessories to man-size wrestlers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf9cryS1kMo
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Mad Monk posted:can we please get off the "short people got no reason to live" topic and back to millenials? Thank you. would x 4
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Rondette posted:I'm a woman of 5'11" and I once dated a guy who was 5'5". It was going really well until he told me about his Hungarian girlfriend who was coming over to live soon. And that's why I don't like short guys, I gave one a chance! What stopped you from liking him? Do you not like Hungarians or something? Not enough bathroom counter space for the three of you?
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Maoist Pussy posted:What stopped you from liking him? Do you not like Hungarians or something? Not enough bathroom counter space for the three of you? He also insisted on being called by his full name, not the very common shortened version. I'm always a bit suspicious of people like that. Like he'd correct you if you said the shortened version.
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Short dudes are often good wrestlers but that's cause it's a weight class sport. All people should get beefy regardless. Get REAL beefy bitch
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Rondette posted:He also insisted on being called by his full name, not the very common shortened version. I'm always a bit suspicious of people like that. Like he'd correct you if you said the shortened version. I don't think it is odd to stop people from trivializing you or using a diminutive. Everything you have said about this fellow so far indicates that he has his poo poo on lock. Perhaps you should ask yourself why that causes you to panic.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:55
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For millenials, height won't be a thing. They'll compare eachother by who looks like they actually have external genitalia. Since most millenials don't though, even when they're wearing their skinniest of skinny jeans, they'll realize they're all equal failures. Probably throw themselves a sadbrains party about it too.
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Runaktla posted:I'm 5'8 and a half I don't think I'm short This guy is 5'8" 
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Poor John Snow. I bet the ladies can't stand him.
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FogHelmut posted:This guy is 5'8" pretty sure sansa is actually in mid air in this picture
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