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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

gangnam reference posted:

richard stallmans gonna be at my school tomorrow wonder if i should ask him about esr grubbin money

ask him for a pleasure card

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MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Wasn't there already OpenNTP to fix things?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



gangnam reference posted:

richard stallmans gonna be at my school tomorrow wonder if i should ask him about esr grubbin money

yeah but you should ask it as 'paying for free software' though

ayn rand hand job posted:

ask him for a pleasure card

mods rename me PleasureStallman

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Virion posted:

mods rename me PleasureStallman
rename yourself, lowtax needs it :)

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

ayn rand hand job posted:

ask him for a pigeon

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Sham bam bamina! posted:

rename yourself, lowtax needs it :)

thats legit true and this might be my sig

code:
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|                        |
|   "This brings me      |
|       pleasure."       |
|           -Stallman    |
|                        |
 ------------------------ 

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

Virion posted:

thats legit true and this might be my sig

code:
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|                        |
|   "This brings me      |
|    pleasure, Kevin."   |
|           -Stallman    |
|                        |
 ------------------------ 

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

gangnam reference posted:

richard stallmans gonna be at my school tomorrow wonder if i should ask him about esr grubbin money

ask him if he still believes that children are of sufficient mental maturity to consent to sexual relations with adults.

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

ask him if he still likes birds on his head

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

quote:

For the last three-and-a-half years, Stenn said he's worked 100-plus hours a week answering emails, accepting patches, rewriting patches to work across multiple operating systems, piecing together new releases, and administering the NTP mailing list. If NTP should get hacked or for some reason stop functioning, hundreds of thousands of systems would feel the consequences. "If that happened, all the critics would say, 'See, you can't trust open source code,'" said Stenn.

lookit this chump voluntarily working unpaid 100 hour workweeks to protect the good name of open source software, all to the benefit of dozens of multi-billion-dollar tech firms

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
As the NTP project lead, Stenn gets calls from the biggest Internet and industrial companies about problems or suggested additions for NTP. He's happy to help. Occasionally, he pitches them to sign up as supporters of the Network Time Foundation, a nonprofit corporation he set up to receive donations for NTP. According to Stenn, they seldom do. In fact, just six companies support the foundation, with VMware the only household name among them.

The importance of NTP to the daily functioning of businesses can't be overstated. The NTP time stamp is part of how equities firms show that trades took place when they say they did, an element that helps them stay in regulatory compliance. Air traffic control relies on NTP for synchronized clocks. Robotic manufacturing uses it to carry out closely timed operations requiring coordinated time. Google search operations rely on it, which is why the Google security team scrutinizes NTP for bugs.

Apple Macintosh computers and servers running OSX use NTP, and Stenn said Apple developers have called him for help on several NTP issues. In the last such incident, he said he delayed a patch to give Apple more time to prepare OS X for it. When they were ready, he applied the patch and asked "whether Apple could send a donation to the Network Time Foundation," Stenn recalled. "They said they would do their best to see that Apple throws some money our way." But it hasn't happened yet.

"Everybody loves us," Stenn said. "But people with money say, 'We don't give to open source projects.'"

:lol:

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
lmao.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
3FAP: 3 Textured Orifices With Suction For Men



When 3Fap is for sale online and in stores in 2016, it will retail for $120.

This is the first sex toy that will incorporate an individual female model’s mouth, vulva, and anus onto one product, allowing you to experience multi-orifice sex. 3Fap will allow users to switch from mouth to anus to vagina openings quickly and efficiently without the need to change 3Fap’s sleeve. We will, after launch, produce additional sleeves that include but are not limited to three vulvas, three mouths, three anuses and a variety of combinations.

I recently held a (NSFW) worldwide vaginal beauty contest to find vulvas to affix to the tops of our products and published a scientific paper about it (SFW). Approximately 6 million people have visited the contest site in the last two months.

I traveled to Germany a couple of months ago to 3d scan the three winners as well as 3 additional contestants who were runners-up. I obtained 3d scans of their vulvas, anuses, and mouths. Two women's anuses were too smooth to 3d scan (that was awkward) and one woman's vulva was markedly different from her contest submission photo and was impossible to properly scan. We ended up with 3d scans of 4 anuses, 6 mouths, and 5 vulvas.

I hired a 3d scanning company but the company didn't want to do the actual scanning so they trained me instead.

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
i always wanted to gently caress a cronenberg flesh monster

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Space-Pope posted:

i always wanted to gently caress a cronenberg flesh monster

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
and that's just the prototype, the final version is going to merge a distinctly human mouth, vagina, and anus

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

awesome news, fellow red pill takers; the blight of female flesh is finally coming to a close.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

yah I fully endorse this form of population control

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

theflyingexecutive posted:

yah I fully endorse this form of population control
because the men who will buy it would otherwise be fathering kids left and right :rolleye:

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

NoneMoreNegative posted:

awesome news, fellow red pill takers; the blight of female flesh is finally coming to a close.

Welcome to the new flesh rubber

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
esr is my homeboy

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

I hope the 3fap device has some auto-bleach cleaning feature to prevent spermjacking of my purity of essence.

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
reminder that fleshlights are actually comically enormous, and so if this thing is 3 of them stuck together, it'll be as big as the original xbox.

fleshlight is 10x4
putting 3 together would be 10x12x4
Then add on a case.

original xbox is 10.5x12.5x4

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Wild EEPROM posted:

reminder that fleshlights are actually comically enormous, and so if this thing is 3 of them stuck together, it'll be as big as the original xbox.

fleshlight is 10x4
putting 3 together would be 10x12x4
Then add on a case.

original xbox is 10.5x12.5x4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ciVKIm7bcg

And her name is Sony

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Sham bam bamina! posted:

and that's just the prototype, the final version is going to merge a distinctly human mouth, vagina, and anus



if those nostrils aren't fuckable im sending it right back for a refund

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Wild EEPROM posted:

reminder that fleshlights are actually comically enormous, and so if this thing is 3 of them stuck together, it'll be as big as the original xbox.

fleshlight is 10x4
putting 3 together would be 10x12x4
Then add on a case.

original xbox is 10.5x12.5x4

there's a sex machine for men called the "venus 2000", and it comes in a custom suitcase so you can travel with it

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

theflyingexecutive posted:

yah I fully endorse this form of elliot rodgers pacification

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

prefect posted:

there's a sex machine for men called the "venus 2000", and it comes in a custom suitcase so you can travel with it

to do 2016: gently caress a suitcase while riding an airport carousel in front of horrified families.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

gangnam reference posted:

richard stallmans gonna be at my school tomorrow wonder if i should ask him about esr grubbin money

lol check out this ivy league nerd

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

gangnam reference posted:

richard stallmans gonna be at my school tomorrow wonder if i should ask him about esr grubbin money

duTrieux. posted:

ask him if he still believes that children are of sufficient mental maturity to consent to sexual relations with adults.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

to do 2016: gently caress a suitcase while riding an airport carousel in front of horrified families.

i don't think the police would even hesitate before opening fire

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
they'll blow it up the moment your suitcase starts vibrating

gangnam reference
Dec 26, 2010

shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot

duTrieux. posted:

ask him if he still believes that children are of sufficient mental maturity to consent to sexual relations with adults.

i odnt wanna go anymore

gangnam reference
Dec 26, 2010

shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot shut up idiot
ill ask for a rhinophytonecrophilia demonstration

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

duTrieux. posted:

i don't think the police would even hesitate before opening fire

do they ever?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

there was the time a nj cop drove his ex off the road and then he shot her in the wrecked car

then some cops git to the scene and we're like whoa buddy let's get yor kid out of the back seat, and then he shot his ex more

then they gave him a cellphone with pictures of his family

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

MrMoo posted:

Wasn't there already OpenNTP to fix things?

Actually more than one project, RHEL uses Chrony. Also, it appears to ship with a public key to aid against MITM.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
what if Hitler had had access to Kickstarter and funded his art career by crowd sourcing? makes you think

would you donate to hitlers Kickstarter if it meant he wouldn't kill Jews? i would. i would donate to Hitler's Kickstarter

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

i would donate to Hitler's Kickstarter

i'm reporting you to twitter, and boy are you gonna get it

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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

ayn rand hand job posted:

there was the time a nj cop drove his ex off the road and then he shot her in the wrecked car

then some cops git to the scene and we're like whoa buddy let's get yor kid out of the back seat, and then he shot his ex more

then they gave him a cellphone with pictures of his family

The 2013 divorce complaint accused Seidle of "extreme cruelty" against his wife after she confronted him about an alleged "obsession with pornography and playing video games" that "appeared to be developing into addictions."

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