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flosofl posted:Change the backup icon to a Buffalo NAS. They're cheaper and only get into trouble when they get 98% full. Done and done For the new page 
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Hey man, can't make calls without handsets
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Oct 21, 2015 03:44
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This is front page materiel. Need to start a new thread for it so it gets seen(it won't)
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Ozz81 posted:I forgot about Larches CE having the whole "recycle EVERYTHING" mentality pr0digal posted:Hooves all the way down Ozz81 posted:Hey man, can't make calls without handsets This is a good trend. I'm pretty sure these are real
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RFC2324 posted:Put a pile of Buffalo turds in a NAS box? Make every Buffalo NAS device crash As in, every single one of them. Fill them up with data I don't care how you do it, just do it. Then when the CE tells you to fix this mess tell him to go gently caress himself with a rusty USB plug
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Migishu posted:Make every Buffalo NAS device crash I've got an idea, but there's some risk. You, and all those other people leaving can have one of two outcomes. The first outcome is that everything goes down in a flaming shitshow. Like, you know how you said there was one day where the sports guy had to draw graphics on a whiteboard? Imagine that times ten. The other outcome is that things mostly go chugging along as normal. This is a real possibility and I hope you don't take it personally when everything doesn't fall apart. Buuuut... if the first one occurs, get a tivo and put that poo poo on Youtube.
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Oct 21, 2015 04:39
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larchesdanrew posted:
Nothing less than a "bad college movie"-style actual bison will do.
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KoRMaK posted:This is a good trend. I'm pretty sure these are real I think I have a problem but I can't stop 
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Oct 21, 2015 05:02
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Don't quit until halloween. Come to work that day in costume: http://www.costume-shop.com/forest-creatures/buffalo-mascot-costume-41296/ (I'd just link the image but I can't access imgur at the moment)
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AlphaKretin posted:Don't quit until halloween. Come to work that day in costume: Okay, slightly less than an actual bison will do, I guess.
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Oct 21, 2015 05:28
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Just leaving this here as a way to make the last days of the 9 who are leaving interesting: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo (game)
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Ozz81 posted:I think I have a problem but I can't stop Voted 3 for the text not devolving into "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo..." 
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Weatherman posted:Voted 3 for the text not devolving into "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo..." YET!
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I wish there was an online feed of whatever larches' tv station is broadcasting so we can witness the exact moment it all goes to poo poo inevitably. 
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Oct 21, 2015 08:07
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Merijn posted:I wish there was an online feed of whatever larches' tv station is broadcasting so we can witness the exact moment it all goes to poo poo inevitably. I would have enjoyed watching the newscast he said they had the other week where someone was drawing on a whiteboard behind the newscaster because all their poo poo was broken. Although watching then go down in a flaming wreck after he leaves would be excellent as well.
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Haquer posted:Spread your wings and fly; may god be with you.  Khisanth Magus posted:I would have enjoyed watching the newscast he said they had the other week where someone was drawing on a whiteboard behind the newscaster because all their poo poo was broken. Although watching then go down in a flaming wreck after he leaves would be excellent as well. When the first spot came on I made my escape to the sound booth, and got chewed out by the sound guy because I didn't take the opportunity to tie the anchor's shoelaces together or undo his pants. alg posted:Wizgonzin is a terrible frozen wasteland 6 months a year. As a former Michigoon it would be a tough sell moving there. Crowley fucked around with this message at 10:40 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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Oct 21, 2015 10:38
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Crowley posted:When the first spot came on I made my escape to the sound booth, and got chewed out by the sound guy because I didn't take the opportunity to tie the anchor's shoelaces together or undo his pants. Have you never watched Police Academy?
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Oct 21, 2015 11:15
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Now photoshop out Bran for a Buffalo device and we're talking as a side note, Bran's chapters in the books are the literal worst and if anyone disagrees with me I'll fight you
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Oct 21, 2015 11:35
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I've had sessions of watching paint dry that were more scintillating than Bran's sections, either of the books or the show.
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Merijn posted:I wish there was an online feed of whatever larches' tv station is broadcasting so we can witness the exact moment it all goes to poo poo inevitably. There is. Khisanth Magus posted:I would have enjoyed watching the newscast he said they had the other week where someone was drawing on a whiteboard behind the newscaster because all their poo poo was broken. Although watching then go down in a flaming wreck after he leaves would be excellent as well. It's out there.
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Oct 21, 2015 11:46
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We expect a link and a name the day you're no longer exployed there, of course. 
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Ozz81 posted:I forgot about Larches CE having the whole "recycle EVERYTHING" mentality This is my favourite, just perfect.
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spog posted:Have you never watched Police Academy? My dad was a journalist on DR (largest national TV station) back in the early 70s, and he has tons of stories about how the studio crew would mess with the anchors. Crawling onto the set just out of view of the camera during transmissions and pulling the pants off the sitting anchor, drop a goldfish in his water glass, or just swap the water with schnapps before he came on the set.
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larchesdanrew posted:
Clone the CE's desktop hard drive onto a Buffalo, set as boot device, disconnect or wipe internal drive, say you backed it up in a manner he would approve of? Shalhavet fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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Weatherman posted:Voted 3 for the text not devolving into "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo..." I leaned toward that initially but it was near bedtime but there can never be enough Buffalo  Larches, please do the needful and show one of these to your CE, I seriously want him to show your GM and look like an even bigger tool for proposing a non-existent product E: Haquer posted:Now photoshop out Bran for a Buffalo device and we're talking 
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Oct 21, 2015 16:33
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I like the Buffalo over IP system. BOIP is the future.
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Oct 21, 2015 16:36
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BOIP is like the homing pigeon of phone systems. Sure, it works, but there's no guarantee your message won't get lost or sent to the wrong person. It's a work in progress, is what I'm saying, but we're making headway!
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You guys are overdoing it. This is the CE and GM we are talking about. (Both with the mental capacity of literal children.) 
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Sir Unimaginative posted:Nothing less than a "bad college movie"-style actual bison will do. At the very least, he's gotta ride in on a stuffed one, Ted Turner style. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHZuIETVEIo
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Oct 21, 2015 17:21
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Don't forget to show them the BatConferencing feature! (Yes, the black handset is upside down)
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Agrikk posted:You guys are overdoing it. This is the CE and GM we are talking about. Hey now, no need to insult children in this scenario 
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Random discussion at work about racism: Coworker: I'm filipino man, I'm not asian! Me: If you're not asian, what are you? CW: I'm Middle-east-asian? Me: So what's the difference? CW: We don't have the chinky-eyes! 
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Migishu posted:Random discussion at work about racism: check your privilege!!!
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Migishu posted:Random discussion at work about racism: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYOzUHnPJvU
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I've pretty much consigned myself to just let people tell me what they want to be called. It's all bullshit artificial constructs anyways. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-3YWDRPQQ4
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Oct 21, 2015 18:19
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Migishu posted:Random discussion at work about racism: Congrats on trying to whitesplain to a minority.
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An email came in from our old webmaster. Apparently he did a domain redirect for a company, but the company in question can't get the redirect to work. It works everywhere else, but no one at the company can get the page to redirect and it just shows an error saying the page can't be found. The link he sent me was for the wrong URL. I asked him to tell them to type in the URL instead of clicking the link he supplied them and oh look it works now I'm a genius what did I do to fix it. 
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Tambaloneus posted:But the thread needs a guy on the inside to document the inevitable spectacular collapse! Or at the very least after you've gone, tell us which youtubes of News Fails to watch.
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