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lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
This is this year's :siren: cardboard skellington :siren:

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Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001
NOW Im getting the cardboard skeleton feeling!

Jessant
Jun 16, 2001

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Should Jenny have asked for the manager to negotiate that? "We'd have to take them off the menu" strikes me as one of those insurmountable obstacles.

Being incredibly annoying and not going away seems to work pretty well everywhere else.

muchlikemyposting

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Does anyone remember the requirements for the boat? Can they get away with the kid boat?

If it's legit then :v:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



A FACKING TOY BOAT IT'S NOT
EVEN INFLATED

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

So what's the reckoning the boys win? :v:

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

"You can tell we're getting desperate".

If I was that woman, I would just say "Well, it's 300 now."

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Could come down to a poo poo weighing competition.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
THAT IS NOT AN INFLATABLE BOAT

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

A child's dinghy full of animal poo poo.

A more fitting metaphor for the Apprentice you will not find.

"The lace is 100 euros a metre."

"2 metres?"

"200 euros."


I love how direct the French people in this are.

The Supreme Court
Feb 25, 2010

Pirate World: Nearly done!

Meth Aesthetic posted:

Does anyone remember the requirements for the boat? Can they get away with the kid boat?

If it's legit then :v:

Please please, I can't wait to watch this

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Karen looks physically pained

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



He can't wait to Tweet about being unable to find snails in France.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
I'm starting to like Alex Neil.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
For the first time in ages I have no idea which team's won

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
gently caress me, Jimmy Poos. Jesus.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Devol_Tettran posted:

How do they get people this thick on?

Or is it self-fulfilling?
The only people applying at this point are people who can't work out that the joke's on them.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
It's going to come down to the dinghy and the precise wording of the rules, isn't it?

Edit: Well poo poo. One year, it's no to cardboard skeletons, the next toy inflatables are ok.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Paper Skeleton 2.0: This Time It's a Boat

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
I cannot believe that spivvy gobshite is the winning project manager.

Devol_Tettran posted:

It's going to come down to the dinghy and the precise wording of the rules, isn't it?

Hijo Del Helmsley posted:

Paper Skeleton 2.0: This Time It's a Boat

Proper upset he didn't have a meltdown about this :(

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001

Devol_Tettran posted:

It's going to come down to the dinghy and the precise wording of the rules, isn't it?

Turns out he doesn't care this time.

Meth Aesthetic
Sep 2, 2011

I'm doin alright
Lipstick Apathy
Wow, that's a bigger gap than I expected

Valente always looks so gormless

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Oh so now a toy fake version is fine?

#forfillipe

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Paperhouse was robbed :argh:

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
Have some loving consistency Surrralan!


Selina's evil smile there :circlefap:

Devol_Tettran fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Oct 21, 2015

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001
I've never bought a dinghy, but £250 for a real one doesn't sound unreasonable does it?

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Doug Sisk posted:

I've never bought a dinghy, but £250 for a real one doesn't sound unreasonable does it?

Just steal a wheelie bin and something to paddle with.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Doug Sisk posted:

I've never bought a dinghy, but £250 for a real one doesn't sound unreasonable does it?

Not at all, but you only need a 10 inch toy one to cross the channel, apparently :downs:

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Selena does something for me.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



He actually said they should have just not bought the boat at all. Whenever they do that he gives them a MASSIVE bollocking for going against the brief.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Steve2911 posted:

He actually said they should have just not bought the boat at all. Whenever they do that he gives them a MASSIVE bollocking for going against the brief.

He's a capricious flip-flopping inconsistent piece of poo poo. If any of the contestants equivocated even half as much as he does, he'd string them up for it. gently caress him, and gently caress his whole attitude.

Doug Sisk
Sep 11, 2001

Steve2911 posted:

He actually said they should have just not bought the boat at all. Whenever they do that he gives them a MASSIVE bollocking for going against the brief.

Do you think the fine would have been for a £10 toy one, or a £250 real one, plus the £50 fine?
drat, the scoring process for this task pisses me off every year!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Khablam posted:

Selena does something for me.

Does it involve vomiting? :v:

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



All three of these women remind me of girlfriend characters from Peep Show.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Nah he just means "the fine was potentially X why buy it for Y when Y > X?"

It makes sense we just can't see those numbers.

Devol_Tettran
Sep 3, 2011



Clever Betty
No sales = fired once more.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!
Keep chattin, he'll change his mind Jenny. Good yin.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Rarity posted:

Does it involve vomiting? :v:

No.

I don't have an excuse.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Khablam posted:

Nah he just means "the fine was potentially X why buy it for Y when Y > X?"

It makes sense we just can't see those numbers.

Presumably they can't either.

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lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Khablam posted:

Selena does something for me.

There's something about that snidey look she has.

e: Yessss the buying 3 pieces of poo poo and flogging at a show challenge.

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