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cyberia posted:edit: apparently these are #rawtacos So, hand-salads?
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Look up vegan tacos on Tumblr. It makes me incredibly sad.
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Oct 21, 2015 21:03
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cyberia posted:That's actually a photoshoot from Vice Magazine those look good dude. are you one of those goons who eats only red meat and cheese or something?
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Oct 21, 2015 21:11
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They can look good, but they're not tacos.
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Oct 21, 2015 21:19
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Oct 21, 2015 21:22
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You're like halfway to Texas Caviar at that point, why not just add the beans, Italian dressing, and hot sauce? Fuckin' scrubs.
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Oct 21, 2015 21:27
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Dodecalypse posted:those look good dude. are you one of those goons who eats only red meat and cheese or something? I actually don't eat red meat or cheese but those are not tacos, they're salads 
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Oct 21, 2015 21:27
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they remind me of going to a korean barbecue where they give you big leaves of lettuce so you can put your meat and veg and stuff in it and eat it like a taco
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Oct 21, 2015 21:36
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cyberia posted:I actually don't eat red meat or cheese but those are not tacos, they're salads there are no taco rules   
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Alaois posted:they remind me of going to a korean barbecue where they give you big leaves of lettuce so you can put your meat and veg and stuff in it and eat it like a taco ssam owns
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Oct 21, 2015 21:45
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cyberia posted:
Tacos, Flanders style!
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Oct 21, 2015 21:53
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Dodecalypse posted:there are no taco rules But all your examples have a shell made of wheat or corn flour which leads me to believe that there is one taco rule: the shell must be some type of dough or flatbread, not a goddamned lettuce leaf.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:05
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VendaGoat posted:Foam is not a food. It can be on my beer, used to shave with or to put out a fire, But it is never to be considered a food. Tiggum, can you weigh in here and let us know exactly how to classify food foam? Regarding eating nuisance animals, I've had Groundhog jerky before, and it was actually quite good.
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Oct 21, 2015 22:30
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You leave Choco Tacos out of this whole mess, fucker 
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Oct 21, 2015 22:32
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Aesop Poprock posted:They're fast food workers who are trained to do things a certain way and probably know better than to trust that the customer knows what they're talking about without specifying. Fast food customers are idiots and will complain about anything that's even a little bit off from what they were expecting. You might know what an Italian is but I bet there's some crazy rear end in a top hat who KNOWS that Italian subs have turkey and bacon It's like the people who put bacon in a Caesar salad. I love bacon as much as the next person, but it is not a necessary ingredient in a classic Caesar salad.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:17
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Ozz81 posted:You leave Choco Tacos out of this whole mess, fucker I would say that desserts are so free form, there really isn't any true classification.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:26
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Ozz81 posted:You leave Choco Tacos out of this whole mess, fucker Hey, we all know what cheap, off brand Choco Tacos lead to: 
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Oct 21, 2015 23:35
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Oh gently caress 
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Oct 21, 2015 23:42
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tribbledirigible posted:Hey, we all know what cheap, off brand Choco Tacos lead to: Looks bad Todd. I would literally send that back.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:44
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Yeah I'd eat this a time or twelve
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Oct 21, 2015 23:48
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Devonaut posted:Tacos, Flanders style! I don't WANT any damned vegetables Dodecalypse posted:there are no taco rules There's something about the meat that is so glistening and moist, it makes me really uncomfortable, like I am being watched but can't see anyone
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tribbledirigible posted:Hey, we all know what cheap, off brand Choco Tacos lead to: *deconstructed in the pastry chef's GI tract
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Oct 21, 2015 23:55
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cyberia posted:That's actually a photoshoot from Vice Magazine Of course they're fake. Using a urinal to rinse off your pasta still fits the thread though!
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Oct 21, 2015 23:58
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I do like the idea of having access to a kitchen capable of cooking pasta, but the nearest source of water being a public urinal
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Oct 22, 2015 00:05
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Don't rinse off your pasta with anything.
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Oct 22, 2015 00:14
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VendaGoat posted:Foam is not a food. It can be on my beer, used to shave with or to put out a fire, But it is never to be considered a food.  Angel food cake is literally a baked egg foam. Also, tacos drat well do have rules. If it's in a tortilla that's not completely wrapped around the filling, then it's a taco. If the tortilla is completely wrapped around the filling, then it's a burrito. If it's not a tortilla, then it's a sandwich. As for the contents, on the other hand, go hog wild.
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cash crab posted:There's something about the meat that is so glistening and moist, it makes me really uncomfortable, like I am being watched but can't see anyone I made the mistake of eating some Ukrainian military rations for research purposes. I'll see if I can dig out the pictures later, but they included a can of some kind of ground meat that was unusually pink (after being cooked) and seemed to be 25% grease. I could only stomach two bites before tossing it out.
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rndmnmbr posted:
No. I try not to take a hard line, but this is just wrong. If we leave that cake sitting for more than 3 minutes it will not return to a liquid state. And the first one of you fuckers to bring up mousse I will drown in a vat of meringue. Capish?
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rndmnmbr posted:
I think that both tacos and burritos are sandwiches, but tamales are cakes. If a sandwich is cooked as one piece, it's a cake. For similar reasons, I think that a shooter's sandwich is also a variety of cake.
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Oct 22, 2015 01:44
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VendaGoat posted:I try not to take a hard line, but this is just wrong. If we leave that cake sitting for more than 3 minutes it will not return to a liquid state. And the first one of you fuckers to bring up mousse I will drown in a vat of meringue. Capish? I will create an edible bubble bath. Just for you.
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Oct 22, 2015 01:51
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I suppose all this categorization and labeling is toward the end goal of simplifying the language, Newspeak style, reducing the number of confusing individual terms for dishes so that we should never speak of borscht when we could say "beet stew", or a turnover when we could say "apple sandwich in flaky pastry"?
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Oct 22, 2015 02:02
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rndmnmbr posted:I will create an edible bubble bath. Just for you. No rules 
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VendaGoat posted:No rules 
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Oct 22, 2015 02:22
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I'm confused, if both bread and pastry are "cake" and a "sandwich" is food in bread but a "pie" is food in pastry, then aren't both of those latter categories essentially food in cake? I think we can simplify further.
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Oct 22, 2015 02:36
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That is not even close to full. One quarter full, if that.
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Oct 22, 2015 02:36
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stereobreadsticks posted:I'm confused, if both bread and pastry are "cake" and a "sandwich" is food in bread but a "pie" is food in pastry, then aren't both of those latter categories essentially food in cake? I think we can simplify further. A pie is cooked as a singular assemblage, rather than being assembled before eating. That is the fundamental difference between a cake and a sandwich. Thus, a pie is a cake, but a trifle is a sandwich. Wait, is a trifle a stew? Help!
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Oct 22, 2015 02:44
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Imagine the noise he's making.
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Are you also imagining Professer Frink? In the bathtub with the pudding and the moisture and the M'HAYVEN!
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Are you also imagining Professer Frink? Pretty much exactly what I imagined, yes.
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VendaGoat posted:No rules Well, now we know why Renly lost the war. Also, would a guy in the middle of Cheetos be classified as a sandwich?
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