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We might be fat and corrupt but we are a caiman in our natural habitat. Have scudbutt seal the lido deck and take them down one by one like the prehistoric terror we are. We should be able to make off with a ton of skilled/valuable
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:JO Crystal
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I don't think beam or laser weapons will hurt us underwater. Water would scatter the beam and it would take a poo poo load more energy then a hand held weapon has to boil off the water on the libedo deck. Channel our ancestors and take them under one by one with a croc death roll.
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Oct 21, 2015 17:40
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Ark support sounds good
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Oct 21, 2015 17:46
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If anyone asks pretend to be the ship's barber.
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Oct 21, 2015 18:10
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huntergatherer posted:If anyone asks pretend to be the ship's barber. They're after your ship's trilithium resin! You've got to get to ten forward! Applewhite fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Oct 21, 2015 |
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Oct 21, 2015 18:12
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Jo crystal and orgasmotron.
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Oct 21, 2015 18:14
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Obscil posted:Jo crystal and orgasmotron. This then have Sugaba distract them while we go full out Predator and murder the gently caress out of them before they can open the toxic box
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Oct 21, 2015 18:17
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:JO Crystal
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Obscil posted:Jo crystal and orgasmotron. Adding my vote to this and to Predator-ize these treacherous gem-faces.
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Oct 21, 2015 18:55
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Yeah sure get the j/o crystal. Although I'm not sure I want to know how lizard men fuel such a thing, or even if they can.
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Oct 21, 2015 19:57
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I'm voting for taking them down with a CROC DEATH ROLL
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Oct 21, 2015 20:47
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Let's stomp some gemheads. Update real soon. By the way we're taking the JO crystal but we're tied between Orgasmotron and backup shield sequencer, next vote calls it.
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Oct 21, 2015 23:00
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Orgasmotron
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Oct 21, 2015 23:01
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Derek Dominoe posted:Orgasmotron done and done. update shortly.
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Update: Here's the last page completed:   We get the JO Crystal and the Orgasmotron. They're both pretty handy in their own way:   Anway, we go for the stealth approach (427):  Unfortunately we're an obese, 8-foot tall lizard and we don't do stealthy all that well. We take one down and we end up in an odd battle where the Valet is heroically battling one Gemface while we're shooting at the other. We don't get the usual bonus we'd get from fighting aboard our own ship for some reason. We take down our mark and the Valet (combat skill 4 with the Bayounet) manages to inflict a wound on his enemy before being pulverised. We wind up in a shootout with the other survivor who we gun down as well without hassle. Total energy used: 10.   He was a good bird. His bloated corpse will be devoured with honor in several months' time when it is properly decomposed.Turning to 375:  So, what next? We'll get a new valet at the end of the system, picked randomly from the deck, including from the remaining Caimen. Unlike normal crew you don't get a redshirt in the Valet's spot, it just sits empty until you get a chance to reorganise at the end of the sector. Here's the Starship manifest: 
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Oct 22, 2015 02:38
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Upgrade SuGaBA to the superior Windows 98 operating system. We should also respond to the radio transmission in our best female voice impersonation to try and find out what they're trying to do.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1NBpVKWh_c
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Solice Kirsk posted:We should also respond to the radio transmission in our best female voice impersonation to try and find out what they're trying to do. this should work
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Oct 22, 2015 06:13
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Suspect SuGaBa of treachery!
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the_steve posted:Suspect SuGaBa of treachery! This, and also search Bijoux bodies for clues, and remove their face-gems for good measure. Don't try to fake a voice on the saboteur's radio, instead click the button and mimic static with just the odd consonant to make it sound like speech transmitted with heavy interference.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:This, and also search Bijoux bodies for clues, and remove their face-gems for good measure. Don't try to fake a voice on the saboteur's radio, instead click the button and mimic static with just the odd consonant to make it sound like speech transmitted with heavy interference. Yes this. Also, pretty sure that if we remove those gems we're ognna see sexless thresherlike creatures  The gems are just a cover to hide their true IDs like the lil gems you can put on your pet buttholes to hide them from sigh!
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Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. We had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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It's time to SCREAM INCOHERENTLY
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WhyFoxy posted:Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. We had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Search Bijoux bodies for clues, and remove their face-gems for good measure. Don't try to fake a voice on the saboteur's radio, instead click the button and mimic static with just the odd consonant to make it sound like speech transmitted with heavy interference. This. Also I'm less suspicious of SuGaBa than I am of the Bijoux, they probably fed all the data into the ship to paralyze it. Issue the command override to SuGaBa to suspend current activity and resume defense operations.
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ThisCaptainSarcastic posted:This, and also search Bijoux bodies for clues, and remove their face-gems for good measure. Don't try to fake a voice on the saboteur's radio, instead click the button and mimic static with just the odd consonant to make it sound like speech transmitted with heavy interference. and Olothreutes posted:This. Also I'm less suspicious of SuGaBa than I am of the Bijoux, they probably fed all the data into the ship to paralyze it. Issue the command override to SuGaBa to suspend current activity and resume defense operations. this. But if the command override doesn't work, waddle to Hugh Mann's Shuttle and use its separate communication system to summon our crew.
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huntergatherer posted:
Oh I like this one! But, I still say we try to put on a female voice. If nothing else maybe it will give us another death ending.
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WhyFoxy posted:Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal. We had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
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huntergatherer posted:This follow this post and the things it quoted
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Solice Kirsk posted:Oh I like this one! But, I still say we try to put on a female voice. If nothing else maybe it will give us another death ending. We know from another CYOA that at this species are generally less rigid with gender identity, so we can act offended if challenged.
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Derek Dominoe posted:We know from another CYOA that at this species are generally less rigid with gender identity, so we can act offended if challenged. Don't rely too heavily on what you know of the Space Tits to anticipate the Bijoux. The Bijoux predate Space Tits by almost thirty years, and identity politics were only in their infancy when this book was published. Even if Herman S. Skull were a radical progressive (which he's obviously not), he wouldn't have the cultural consciousness we have today. I stole a lot of elements from this book, but the Bijoux may still surprise you.
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Going with plan huntergatherer
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Oct 22, 2015 15:17
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Whatever plan we go with, for the love of God, use a fake female voice.
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Asterios posted:Whatever plan we go with, for the love of God, use a fake female voice. This is the croc's normal speaking voice so this would be a pretty high falsetto. Might work?
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Gilganixon posted:This is the croc's normal speaking voice so this would be a pretty high falsetto. Might work? YES!!! Also, I vote that the captain growls, "Yoo-hoo, boys!" as if he's a very sexy crocodile.
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I kind of want to get SuGaBA to display a big, fake, scary self-destruct countdown clock on all displays across the ship and make extremely ominous announcements every minute regarding the imminent destruction of the Supergalactic and the death of every living creature in a 5 AU radius. Once we get it to stop crunching those numbers, I mean.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:This, and also search Bijoux bodies for clues, and remove their face-gems for good measure. Don't try to fake a voice on the saboteur's radio, instead click the button and mimic static with just the odd consonant to make it sound like speech transmitted with heavy interference. +1 for faceripping some face-gems. Our Caiman lust for riches knows no limits!
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Dr Cheeto posted:I kind of want to get SuGaBA to display a big, fake, scary self-destruct countdown clock on all displays across the ship and make extremely ominous announcements every minute regarding the imminent destruction of the Supergalactic and the death of every living creature in a 5 AU radius. This if we get the chance. Use Hugh Mann's comms array. Tear out the face gems.
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