There is no corruption in FIFA thread [READ THE OP, OP]

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4 inch cut no femmes: May 31, 2011

Nah let's keep him as president because he is a good person. I know this for a fact because he said so.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 09:15

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# ? May 16, 2024 22:05

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I'm sorry your idol and role model Blatter is as corrupt and evil as Saurons left nut. I mean that.

what is saurons?

# ? Oct 17, 2015 10:38

hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

Is this still the thread where people want developing counties to receive gently caress all money I guess so

# ? Oct 17, 2015 12:00

Elliptical Dick: Oct 11, 2008; I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

hadji murad posted:

Is this still the thread where people want developing counties to receive gently caress all money I guess so

Developing countries can still receive money without a corrupt narcissist at the head of FIFA.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 12:15

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

they'll probably get more money

# ? Oct 17, 2015 12:24

hadji murad: Apr 18, 2006

Elliptical Dick posted:

Developing countries can still receive money without a corrupt narcissist at the head of FIFA.

If you're arguing that developing countries would do better under Not Blatter I'll disagree with you.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 12:32

Blue Star Error: Jun 11, 2001; For this recipie you will need:
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Idgaf about the FAs of developing countries as every single one of them is run by corrupt twats.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 12:37

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

I'm sure the head of the Cayman Islands FA is very into putting money into the community.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 13:08

jyrka: Jan 21, 2005; Potato Count: 2 small potatoes

Alain Post posted:

I'm sure the head of the Cayman Islands FA is very into putting money into the community.

That would be Jeffrey Webb.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 13:09

Elliptical Dick: Oct 11, 2008; I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

hadji murad posted:

If you're arguing that developing countries would do better under Not Blatter I'll disagree with you.

Blatter is a oval office that needs to go. I don't know what will happen after he's gone but that's not enough to tolerate his bullshit imo. It could get better, it could get worse, but he can't stay.

# ? Oct 17, 2015 13:21

Blue Star Error: Jun 11, 2001; For this recipie you will need:
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The only people responsible, wise, and noble enough to run a clean sporting organisation are the English

# ? Oct 17, 2015 13:56

dex_sda: Oct 11, 2012

Blue Star Error posted:

The only people responsible, wise, and noble enough to run a clean sporting organisation are the English

someone clearly hasn't seen United Passions

# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:01

DEAD MAN'S SHOE: Nov 23, 2003; We will become evil and the stars will come alive

dex_sda posted:

someone clearly hasn't seen United Passions

Not many have

# ? Oct 19, 2015 21:10

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

its cool that a probable candidate to be FIFA president has ordered the torture of footballers

# ? Oct 21, 2015 10:54

Dravs: Mar 8, 2011; You've done well, kiddo.

So I just heard that if Patinis ban does not end before Monday he will not be allowed to stand for the presidency. Watch this space I guess.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 11:36

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Jose posted:

its cool that a probable candidate to be FIFA president has ordered the torture of footballers

Which candidate is that?

# ? Oct 21, 2015 12:40

Overminty: Mar 16, 2010; You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..

JFairfax posted:

Which candidate is that?

Sheikh Salman probably

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/oct/21/sheikh-salman-bahrain-fifa-presidency

# ? Oct 21, 2015 12:52

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Overminty posted:

Sheikh Salman probably

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/oct/21/sheikh-salman-bahrain-fifa-presidency

Someone willing to torture people to make sure everything runs how it's supposed to. Surely he's the perfect man to run FIFA.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 18:07

Alan BStard: Oct 25, 2003; Izzy wizzy, let's get Byzzy!

If we are having to turn to a Saudi sheikh to find the least corrupt person in FIFA then they should just burn it all down and keep the FIFA name for video games.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 18:12

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Alan BStard posted:

If we are having to turn to a Saudi sheikh to find the least corrupt person in FIFA then they should just burn it all down and keep the FIFA name for video games.

I'm going to boycott FIFA by only playing Pro Evo

# ? Oct 22, 2015 05:33

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/22/real-madrid-barcelona-linesman-clasico-match-fixing

That Article posted:

Spanish football faces a potentially huge match-fixing scandal after an unnamed linesman alleged he had been told to favour Real Madrid in next month�s cl�sico against Barcelona.

The linesman said he did not want to be identified because of concerns over �possible reprisals� but he made a formal complaint through a lawyer to the anti-corruption investigating magistrate in Barcelona in which he claimed to have been told to favour Madrid � first by another official and then, over the phone, by a member of the Spanish Football Federation�s referees� committee.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:08

B.B. Rodriguez: Aug 8, 2005; Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Ninpo posted:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/22/real-madrid-barcelona-linesman-clasico-match-fixing

I want to believe because referee organizations are highly political, but at the same time, there's no way they are scheduling referees this far in advance. But this is Spain, so I can't wait for this to keep exploding. :munch:

# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:34

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

The article posted:

The linesman said he did not want to be identified

Well... There's only two ARs, not gonna be hard to figure out who it was. Saying he was an official instead would have moved it up to four people at least to hide among.

RIP to his career but good on him for spilling the beans. Can't wait to see the fallout from this :allears:

# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:56

Lamont Cranston: Sep 1, 2006; how do i shot foam

quote:

The linesman, who forms part of one of the officiating teams that could be chosen for el cl�sico,

So his team hadn't necessarily been assigned yet, which should afford him a slightly greater degree of anonymity. Not sure how many crews are actually deemed suitable for the clasico though

# ? Oct 22, 2015 18:55

Dravs: Mar 8, 2011; You've done well, kiddo.

J�r�me Champagne has just announced his bid to be the next Fifa president.

Wasn't he the one who got kicked out because he was complaining about corruption in the first place?

# ? Oct 23, 2015 09:29

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 13:58

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# ? Oct 23, 2015 13:58

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sounds like a bubbly character

i've heard he's a brut(e)

# ? Oct 23, 2015 14:06

Dunban: Jul 4, 2012; OH MY GOD GLOVER

He's no Tokyo Sexwhale, that's for sure

# ? Oct 23, 2015 14:09

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

I really want Tokyo Sexwhale to be head of FIFA and then the organisation to die in the media spotlight

some good headlines, for sure

# ? Oct 23, 2015 14:19

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

FIFA Collapse Under Sexwhale

# ? Oct 23, 2015 14:19