The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Do over Ham posted:

Oh, my God: that's FishMist's lucky red hat. He's a screen door! My goon's a screen door! drat you, a screen door!

I didn't do it :ohdear:

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:54

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:18

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

DarklyDreaming posted:

I didn't do it

Woozle Wazzle? :confused:

# ? Oct 21, 2015 03:26

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Root Bear posted:

Woozle Wazzle?

Whimmy wham wham wozzle!

...

D'oh!

# ? Oct 21, 2015 07:48

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Root Bear posted:

Woozle Wazzle?

Well, I expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here!

# ? Oct 21, 2015 07:54

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Whimmy wham wham wozzle!

...

D'oh!

Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say "d'oh".

# ? Oct 21, 2015 12:39

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

Mister Kingdom posted:

Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say "d'oh".

B'oh!

# ? Oct 21, 2015 14:32

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Frink posted:

B'oh!

Whenever he's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "Where's ~~Poochie~~ Bart"?

# ? Oct 21, 2015 15:04

Jorghnassen: Oct 1, 2007; Glouton des fjords

Frink posted:

B'oh!

Now look sad and say "D'oh".

# ? Oct 21, 2015 15:28

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Whimmy wham wham wozzle!

...

D'oh!

Give me the drugs Space Cadet Ornoly

# ? Oct 21, 2015 15:59

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

The Nastier Nate posted:

Give me the drugs Space Cadet Ornoly

I bet there's drug dresses and drug vacuum cleaners too.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 16:42

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

The Nastier Nate posted:

Give me the drugs Space Cadet Ornoly

Winners don't use drugs.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 16:57

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

After The War posted:

Winners don't use drugs.

What kind of stew do you have? :geno:

# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:52

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

After The War posted:

Winners don't use drugs.

I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet!

# ? Oct 21, 2015 18:27

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet!

Two bad neighbors

# ? Oct 21, 2015 18:33

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

DarklyDreaming posted:

Two bad neighbors

I don't understand; are you trying to say that you and Boardroom Jimmy are bad neighbors?

# ? Oct 21, 2015 21:06

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

DrBouvenstein posted:

I don't understand; are you trying to say that you and Boardroom Jimmy are bad neighbors?

Now, when I say, "Hello, Dr. Bouvenstein," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 22:08

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

DrBouvenstein posted:

I don't understand; are you trying to say that you and Boardroom Jimmy are bad neighbors?

I mock your value system. You also appear foolish in the eyes of others. :geno:

# ? Oct 22, 2015 02:01

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

The Nastier Nate posted:

Give me the drugs Space Cadet Ornoly

Did you go to Cinema Discusso Upstairs Medical College too?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 02:47

Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

jscolon2.0 posted:

Did you go to Cinema Discusso Upstairs Medical College too?

I hate Springfield U...

# ? Oct 22, 2015 02:49

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Mooseontheloose posted:

I hate Springfield U...

You're only calling us a cow college cause we were founded by a cow.

:colbert:

# ? Oct 22, 2015 03:45

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Monday_ posted:

You're only calling us a cow college cause we were founded by a cow.

Stomp Aberdeen!

# ? Oct 22, 2015 03:57

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Monday_ posted:

You're only calling us a cow college cause we were founded by a cow.

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 13:50

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Writer Cath posted:

Stomp Aberdeen!

You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen strangler.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:12

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Perry Normal posted:

You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen strangler.

No fooling? I'm from North Kilttown.
Do you know Angus McCloud?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 15:17

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

After The War posted:

Winners don't use drugs.

No es bueno.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 16:33

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

No fooling? I'm from North Kilttown.
Do you know Angus McCloud?

drat Scots! They ruined Scotland! :argh:

# ? Oct 22, 2015 16:47

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

After The War posted:

drat Scots! They ruined Scotland!

My, you Scots sure are a contentious people.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 16:55

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Perry Normal posted:

You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen strangler.

But there are hundreds of unsolved murders in Aberdeen!

# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:38

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Skeesix posted:

But there are hundreds of unsolved murders in Aberdeen!

You just don't know when to shut your mouth, do you Skeesixy-boy?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 17:47

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

TMMadman posted:

No fooling? I'm from North Kilttown.
Do you know Angus McCloud?

Wait a minute... There is no Angus MacCloud in North Kilttown. YOU'RE NOT FROM SCOTLAND AT ALL :crossarms:

# ? Oct 22, 2015 18:03

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Perry Normal posted:

You know, you're the spitting image of the Aberdeen strangler.

Look Perry! I'm the Jealous Jockey! :ese:

I'm a torso! :gibs:

# ? Oct 22, 2015 18:04

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

IMJack posted:

Look Perry! I'm the Jealous Jockey!

I'm a torso!

Now IMJack is stupid and I'm with him!

# ? Oct 22, 2015 18:09

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

Now IMJack is stupid and I'm with him!

Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 18:20

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

TMMadman posted:

Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?

They post without juicers,
They post without blenders!
They post without flungers, cabdabblers and smendlers!

# ? Oct 22, 2015 18:34

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

DizzyBum posted:

They post without juicers,
They post without blenders!
They post without flungers, cabdabblers and smendlers!

We'll get them a quote. An extravagant quote. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible quote. A frabulous, grabulous, zip zoop zabulous quote.

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:19

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

We'll get them a quote. An extravagant quote. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible quote. A frabulous, grabulous, zip zoop zabulous quote.

Quoting and replies and carnal forbearance....

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:23

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

We'll get them a quote. An extravagant quote. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible quote. A frabulous, grabulous, zip zoop zabulous quote.

Stress knots have swoozled and swazzled your neck. I'll stop quoting like this if you write me a check

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:24

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DizzyBum posted:

They post without juicers,
They post without blenders!
They post without flungers, cabdabblers and smendlers!

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

We'll get them a quote. An extravagant quote. A mad, unthinkable, utterly impossible quote. A frabulous, grabulous, zip zoop zabulous quote.

DarklyDreaming posted:

Stress knots have swoozled and swazzled your neck. I'll stop quoting like this if you write me a check

Why do you talk like that?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:36

The SituAsian: Oct 29, 2006; I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed

DizzyBum posted:

They post without juicers,
They post without blenders!
They post without flungers, cabdabblers and smendlers!

Now do Classical Gas

# ? Oct 22, 2015 19:38

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DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

The SituAsian posted:

Now do Classical Gas

SituAsian, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 20:00

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