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DizzyBum posted:SituAsian, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it? Probably misses his old glasses...
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TMMadman posted:Why do you talk like that? It's so tragic the way they... hopped on Pop! 
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After The War posted:It's so tragic the way they... hopped on Pop! Possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking.
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Monday_ posted:Possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking. From A Apple to Z Zebra, Baby's First Pop-Up Book is 26 pages of learning adventure!
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IMJack posted:From A Apple to Z Zebra, Baby's First Pop-Up Book is 26 pages of learning adventure! IMJack, did you read a book meant for children? Mooseontheloose fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Oct 23, 2015 |
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IMJack posted:From A Apple to Z Zebra, Baby's First Pop-Up Book is 26 pages of learning adventure! Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Aaronson and Zykowski are the two biggest gossips in town. In an hour, everyone will know. 
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Monday_ posted:Possibly the best book ever written on the subject of turtle stacking. Get moving you stupid tortoise! 
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I hate every ape I see, From Chimpan, A. to Chimpan, Z.
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I hate every ape I see, I didn't say he was dead, I said he was sleeping with the fishes.
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I hate every ape I see,  It's so unfair. Just because he's different.
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Mooseontheloose posted:IMJack, did you read a book meant for children? Well, most of it.
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One of these monkeys has the same name as my ex-wife!
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Mooseontheloose posted:IMJack, did you read a book meant for children? And IMJack beat their brains out!
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TMMadman posted:Why do you talk like that? I was a Green Beret in Vietnam. The things I saw are what made me CRAAAAAAZZZYYY
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DrBouvenstein posted:I was a Green Beret in Vietnam. The things I saw are what made me CRAAAAAAZZZYYY ID? drat Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at... La Choy! And Chun King! I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho! 
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After The War posted:ID? drat Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at... La Choy! And Chun King! I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho! The year was 1968. We were on recon in the steaming Mekong Delta. An overheated Private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with miniskirts" We all had a good laugh even though I didn't quite understand it but our lapse in concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next 3 years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it in the 'States but they just can't get the spices right
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After The War posted:ID? drat Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at... La Choy! Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
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DarklyDreaming posted:The year was 1968. We were on recon in the steaming Mekong Delta. An overheated Private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with miniskirts" We all had a good laugh even though I didn't quite understand it but our lapse in concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next 3 years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it in the 'States but they just can't get the spices right For those of you too young to remember the 60's, here is our stock montage.      ♫♫There must be some kinda way outta here!♫♫ York_M_Chan fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Oct 23, 2015 |
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York_M_Chan posted:For those of you too young to remember the 60's, here is our stock montage.  What was I on??
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Perry Normal posted:One of these monkeys has the same name as my ex-wife! That monkey is going to pay...
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DizzyBum posted:
We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.
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York_M_Chan posted:For those of you too young to remember the 60's, here is our stock montage. What a shrill, pointless decade.
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TMMadman posted:We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium. Dad! Hide your shame!
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DizzyBum posted:Dad! Hide your shame! I feel so full of . . . what’s the opposite of shame?
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DizzyBum posted:Dad! Hide your shame! Hey, DizzyBum, I can see your doodle!
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I feel so full of . . . what’s the opposite of shame? CRISATUNITY! 
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Do over Ham posted:What a shrill, pointless decade. What have I done to deserve this flat, flavorless Manhattan?
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Jerusalem posted:CRISATUNITY! TRAMBOPOLINE! TRAMOPOLINE! 
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The SituAsian posted:TRAMBOPOLINE! TRAMOPOLINE!  DISCOUNT LION SAFARI!
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Kwik posted:
Donny's Discount Gas!
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The SituAsian posted:TRAMBOPOLINE! TRAMOPOLINE!  You just keep right on drivin...
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Deviant posted:Donny's Discount Gas! Baboon County USA.
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Kwik posted:
STEALEROFMOneyfromthechurchcollectionplate!
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Kwik posted:
Ladies and gentlemen and especially little children. I'm glad you're all here to witness what may very well be my gristly death. Tonight, my most dangerous stunt. I will death defy both nature and gravity by leaping over this tank of water filled with man eating great white sharks, deadly electric eels, ravenous piranha, bone crushing alligators and, perhaps most frightening of all, the king of the jungle, one ferocious lion.
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Do over Ham posted:Baboon County USA. Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right, the speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of great apes rose up at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me, and that's when I got mad...
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Class3KillStorm posted:Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right, the speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of great apes rose up at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me, and that's when I got mad... Class3KillStorm, have you thought about other religions, they're all pretty much the same.
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Mooseontheloose posted:Class3KillStorm, have you thought about other religions, they're all pretty much the same. Now I know I haven't been the best goon. In fact, while you're up there yak yak yak-ing, I'm usually sleeping or mentally undressing the female goons. Anyway, could I have fifty thousand dollars?
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Class3KillStorm posted:Baboons to the left of me, baboons to the right, the speeding locomotive tore through a sea of inhuman fangs. A pair of great apes rose up at me, but biff! Bam! I sent them flying like two hairy footballs. A third came screaming at me, and that's when I got mad... I will now read these special vows which Class3KillStorm has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Boardroom Jimmy, take Class3KillStorm, in richness and in poorness, poorness is underlined, in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated... and it goes on like this.
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