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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
got my pug in my lap smoking a bowl of legal weed. OMG being out of the army is great, would recommend that you get out

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

OMG being out of the army is great, would recommend that you get out

11b1p
Feb 5, 2008

This picture is worth 20 words or something.

White Chocolate posted:

You dodged a crocodile.

Last drill with my first unit today. I am going to miss the people but it is good to move up.

That new unit just made me $400 in overtime this past weekend.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

got my pug in my lap smoking a bowl of legal weed. OMG being out of the army is great, would recommend that you get out

Tell this clock to go faster.

Aranan fucked around with this message at 04:23 on Oct 20, 2015

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Can you get pulled off leave? Terminal leave?

For like a drug test or inspection?

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
how do they know i'm not in alaska? I mean i'm sure hypothetically but why

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Curious really. Didn't know. Like how commanders can go "nah dude. gently caress convalescent leave and gently caress your profile." If they want to

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I could be mistaken, but I seem to remember that if it's for a medical retirement then it needs the CGs approval to bring you back. Something about new orders need to be made up or some poo poo. I assume it's a similar level of authority for other forms of ETS.

They've still gotta get them to you though. I went overseas so good loving luck if they even tried to contact me.

Dream Weaver
Jan 23, 2007
Sweat Baby, sweat baby

11b1p posted:

That new unit just made me $400 in overtime this past weekend.

Dolla dolla bills yo. Make that paper. I would hope this is not because of some stupid poo poo they did but I know better by now.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

Soulex posted:

Curious really. Didn't know. Like how commanders can go "nah dude. gently caress convalescent leave and gently caress your profile." If they want to

To the best of my knowledge no, they can't pull you off leave for a urinalysis. That said, I'd just wait till it expires; that extra 60 or 90 days of no MJ won't kill you.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Once you have your DD214 in your hand you are free.

11b1p
Feb 5, 2008

This picture is worth 20 words or something.

White Chocolate posted:

Dolla dolla bills yo. Make that paper. I would hope this is not because of some stupid poo poo they did but I know better by now.

The grass is going to be greener for you, but only because the grass is dead on the current side of the fence.

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Once you have your DD214 in your hand you are free.

I'm not so sure about that, we had a dumbass go on terminal leave from Ft Bragg. Over the course of the weekend he got a DUI in Fayetteville, cops found weed on him, he obviously got arrested. 82nd took him back in and started separation, never heard anything past they were starting the process of chaptering him or if he was able to fight it.

Suntan Boy
May 27, 2005
Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.



When I got to this unit, my section had 47 people working in it. Today, it has 21. I've just been informed it's about to get worse.

Go Army.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

BaconAndBullets posted:

I'm not so sure about that, we had a dumbass go on terminal leave from Ft Bragg. Over the course of the weekend he got a DUI in Fayetteville, cops found weed on him, he obviously got arrested. 82nd took him back in and started separation, never heard anything past they were starting the process of chaptering him or if he was able to fight it.

To be fair, this guy was an idiot.

To be fairer, I am too for still being in.

MrsAdiabatic
Feb 26, 2015

Gotta get up to get Down's

Suntan Boy posted:

When I got to this unit, my section had 47 people working in it. Today, it has 21. I've just been informed it's about to get worse.

Go Army.

"That's okay, just means the fat is getting cut. The good ones stay behind, one team one fight, dick is delicious."

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
fyiysi

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
gently caress you if you're still in

GreenMeat
Sep 2, 2002
slow mutant

Fucitol posted:

gently caress you if you're still in

Suntan Boy
May 27, 2005
Stained, dirty, smells like weed, possibly a relic from the sixties.



Fucitol posted:

gently caress me, I'm still in

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i think out of the 50-something people in my company that deployed in 2004, 3 are still in the military.

1 was an sfc and is now a csm
1 was a sgt and is now a 1sg
1 was a sfc and is now a sfc


does quartermaster not promote well or something because goddamn, he's a good dude that wouldn't have gotten knocked down at all

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
A lot of MOS just don't have the same kind of turnover inherent in combat arms and other, closely-related jobs. Hence, much slower promotions.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i think out of the 50-something people in my company that deployed in 2004, 3 are still in the military.

1 was an sfc and is now a csm
1 was a sgt and is now a 1sg
1 was a sfc and is now a sfc


does quartermaster not promote well or something because goddamn, he's a good dude that wouldn't have gotten knocked down at all

My best PSG was an E6 who was in the occupation of Haiti. Not the relief mission, but the occupation in the early 90's. This was in 2011.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

the best cook i ever met in the army retired after 20 years as a specialist

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

the best cook i ever met in the army retired after 20 years as a specialist

We had a 21 year spc cook just retire last summer.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Geirskogul posted:

We had a 21 year spc cook just retire last summer.

i thought if you were e-4 and below at 20 you're out no matter what

thats what happened to our cook

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It's lower now isn't it. Like ten years a specialist get QRP'd

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
National guard, and the guy was borderline retarded. Well, actually retarded.

Dream Weaver
Jan 23, 2007
Sweat Baby, sweat baby

Soulex posted:

It's lower now isn't it. Like ten years a specialist get QRP'd

Twelve. And fifteen for Sgt.

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Is getting E-7 in 7 mainly an infantry thing? I've met 2 so far, one in OCS and another is in my ABOLC class and I've met one scout SFC that got it somewhere between 7-10 years. The rest of them seem to be coming up on 20 years in.

The Slithery D
Jul 19, 2012

Mustang posted:

Is getting E-7 in 7 mainly an infantry thing? I've met 2 so far, one in OCS and another is in my ABOLC class and I've met one scout SFC that got it somewhere between 7-10 years. The rest of them seem to be coming up on 20 years in.

I think so. The infantry has high prestige but also high turnover and a mix of dumbass no ASVAB requirements guys with a leavening of smart philosophical killers who want to watch a man bleed out so they can write bad poetry about it some day, the perfect circumstances for a smart motivated guy to move up fast.

The other branches have lower turnover, universally dumb enlistees (artillery) or they're all reasonably smart so it's hard to stand out (signal/medic).

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Another thing about signal, is that sometimes you have MOSs that aren't in danger of being shut down, but have such low manning numbers you can never move up.

All me about being a specialist for 7 years.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Also depends on the density of senior NCO positions. For example, there's not a lot of positions for 68W NCOs in the army as a whole above E6. But combat arms/combat support branches like infantry, FA, engineers, etc. have tons of staff NCO positions at the battalion and brigade levels.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
7 in 7 is a thing for scouts, also.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

7 in 7 is a good indicator on how much of a douche that person is. Everyone I've met has been a colossal human being.

Aranan
May 21, 2007

Release the Kraken
I don't think I've ever met a 7 in 7. Closest I know is a 6 in 6 but he was a pretty cool 35F.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I worked with tanker who was E7 at 26. Dude was young as gently caress, it was weird.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Speaking of, when was the last time battlefield commissions were a thing? I would assume Vietnam but the WoT has been going on for 14+ years now.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
battlefield commissions were a thing when you had such high casualty rates of junior officers that you couldnt keep up using the normal commission process. looks like the last time that happened was in vietnam

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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

My buddy made his way up to E6 in about 6 years at the age of 24. He was Psyops and had gone through two deployments, I think he was the only E-6 and the rest were a bunch of dudes who went through AIT while they were gone, everyone else ETS'd *Reserve unit*. Buddy is a helluva leader and would do anything for both his friends/subordinates so a well deserved promotion.

But he said gently caress the army, got a job working for Direct TV and has a scruffy as gently caress beard. The way god intended it.

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