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what happened to pagancow? did the power finally corrupt?
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killed in a horrible transcoding accident. cores everywhere, dram and viscera embedded in the ceiling. the coroner marked the official cause of death and outdated version of ffmpeg. 
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Oct 23, 2015 04:56
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anthonypants posted:get a load of this idiot that's irrelevant, lowtax has made the choice for himself that he doesn't mind adblocking for his own content, this does not mean he supports the wholesale piracy of everyone else's
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Oct 23, 2015 05:04
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dazjw posted:i thought the sa forums banned discussion of piracy, which is what using apps that strip youtube ads is does white knighting the advertising company you work for get you extra money or are you just being a bootlicker?
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Oct 23, 2015 05:33
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DaNzA posted:what happened to pagancow? did the power finally corrupt? he is pooning noobs in the Beyond
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Oct 23, 2015 05:39
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let me try something: ahem... vlc is good
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Oct 23, 2015 11:18
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The Management posted:blocking ads is a moral imperative. block all ads.
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Oct 23, 2015 12:46
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if you dont block ads youre a piece of poo poo
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Oct 23, 2015 12:47
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Snapchat A Titty posted:if you dont block ads youre a piece of poo poo
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Oct 23, 2015 12:47
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Alphabet investors have been scroogled again! Alphabet announced this quarter's earnings and it's only a few hundred million over expected earnings. http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/22/alphabet-earnings-735-per-share-vs-expected-eps-of-721.html This terrible news has caused the stock price to rise significantly as people holding stock try to get rid of their stock before the price goes even higher.
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Oct 23, 2015 13:34
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alphabet poop
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Oct 23, 2015 13:40
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Yaos posted:Alphabet investors have been scroogled again! Alphabet announced this quarter's earnings and it's only a few hundred million over expected earnings. http://www.cnbc.com/2015/10/22/alphabet-earnings-735-per-share-vs-expected-eps-of-721.html This terrible news has caused the stock price to rise significantly as people holding stock try to get rid of their stock before the price goes even higher. $5 billion stock buyback lol http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/23/technology/google-q3-earnings-alphabet.html?ref=technology
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Oct 23, 2015 14:13
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ArmZ posted:$5 billion stock buyback lol "Typical of a company filled with engineers, the buyback was encased in a riddle, with an exact value of $5,099,019,513.59, which mirrors the square root of 26, as in the 26 letters of the alphabet." also if you don't block ads literally everywhere possible you are bad for taking jobs away from the job creators who design new ad products.
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Oct 23, 2015 15:25
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Shifty Pony posted:"Typical of a company filled with engineers, the buyback was encased in a riddle, with an exact value of $5,099,019,513.59, which mirrors the square root of 26, as in the 26 letters of the alphabet." 
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Oct 23, 2015 15:45
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companies that don't round off at the millions place are the worst. their accountants got scroogled.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:15
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DaNzA posted:what happened to pagancow? did the power finally corrupt? I killed him.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:34
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madeupfred posted:I killed him.
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Oct 23, 2015 17:41
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Shifty Pony posted:"Typical of a company filled with engineers
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Oct 23, 2015 18:16
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engineers' fault for not trademarking the name like REALTORS™ qirex fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Oct 23, 2015 |
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Oct 23, 2015 20:19
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typical company filled with engineers does things logically. company run by manchildren uses a five billion dollar stock repurchase program as a reason to make a "clever" joke about the company name. I bet the engineers are slapping their foreheads at this
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Oct 23, 2015 20:33
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Shifty Pony posted:"Typical of a company filled with engineers, the buyback was encased in a riddle, with an exact value of $5,099,019,513.59, which mirrors the square root of 26, as in the 26 letters of the alphabet." i work for one of the world's largest marketing conglomerates. block all ads.
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Oct 23, 2015 22:19
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People who don't block ads are paying the idiot tax that allows the rest of us to enjoy the Internet Otoh they keep poo poo like upworthy and huffpo spewing their bile and garbage
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Oct 24, 2015 00:24
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The Management posted:typical company filled with engineers does things logically god help you if your company is run by engineers
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Oct 24, 2015 00:46
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ArmZ posted:god help you if your company is run by engineers or employs them or considers them human
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Oct 24, 2015 00:47
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The Management posted:typical company filled with engineers does things logically. company run by manchildren uses a five billion dollar stock repurchase program as a reason to make a "clever" joke about the company name. I bet the engineers are slapping their foreheads at this there are no engineers at AlphabetGoogle™
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Oct 24, 2015 00:59
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ArmZ posted:god help you if your company is run by engineers agreed but for other reasons. like making products that engineers want
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Oct 24, 2015 01:25
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Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:companies that don't round off at the millions place are the worst. their accountants got scroogled.
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Oct 24, 2015 08:40
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dazjw posted:i thought the sa forums banned discussion of piracy, which is what using apps that strip youtube ads is 
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NO
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Oct 24, 2015 09:18
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That is NOT ok. We do not encourage this behavior. BAD poster. Bad!
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Oct 24, 2015 09:19
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i've started to get neverending "multiple correct solutions required" captchas. like i solve 5-6 of them in a row and it still shows me a new one beep boop
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Oct 24, 2015 18:05
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Wheany posted:i've started to get neverending "multiple correct solutions required" captchas. change your user agent away from Google Bot
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Oct 24, 2015 19:19
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google embracing that they're a mature company in decline Alphabet Inc. signaled more restraint on spending, in its first quarterly regulatory filing as the restructured Google. In the filing late Thursday, Alphabet said it expects future research-and-development expenses to “fluctuate” as a percentage of revenue. That is a change from the previous quarterly filing, in which Google said R&D spending “may increase” as a percentage of revenue. Alphabet made the same change in its latest quarterly filing for sales and marketing expenses, signaling that spending is more likely to grow in line with revenue, rather than increase at a faster pace.
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Oct 30, 2015 22:36
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cremnob posted:google embracing that they're a mature company in decline what part of this newfound restraint involves vanity stock buybacks referencing their new name?
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Oct 30, 2015 22:38
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Google’s new ‘Who’s Down’ app shows which of your friends are free to hang out http://9to5google.com/2015/10/30/googles-new-whos-down-app-shows-which-of-your-friends-are-free-to-hang-out/ they've embraced the microsoftification completely
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Oct 30, 2015 23:48
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cremnob posted:Google’s new ‘Who’s Down’ app shows which of your friends are free to hang out Hey, I'm down for tacos. Looks like Jerry's down too. Where do you guys want to meet?
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Oct 30, 2015 23:57
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cremnob posted:Google’s new ‘Who’s Down’ app shows which of your friends are free to hang out a simple content change away from being the next grindr
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Oct 30, 2015 23:59
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Google HMU with Google Play & Chill™
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Oct 31, 2015 00:16
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(although it seems likely that one particular thing that people are commonly “down to” do will not be found on this list)
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Oct 31, 2015 00:37
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I'm sure people won't converge on some item and use that to mean what everyone is thinking
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