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StandardVC10 posted:I think I'd join the ATF if they actually did this. Tempted to crosspost this in TFR to watch them squirm about how the Onion is preachy and not funny anymore.
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They sorta reused one of my favorite lines: http://www.theonion.com/graphic/burglar-makes-sure-to-crack-glass-on-family-portra-26861
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Happy BTTF day! http://www.theonion.com/video/onion-looks-back-back-future-51658 The onion celebrates.
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Krinkle posted:Happy BTTF day! Oh how I've missed Peter K. Rosenthal. 
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“Sorry,” you say, looking off into the distance, “but I’m over you.” Without another word, you walk away, looking resolutely ahead to the future while doing your best to ignore the sad old-lady whimpers behind you. It feels pretty loving cool. You finally did it. You moved past your ex. Way to go.
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Roobanguy posted:“Sorry,” you say, looking off into the distance, “but I’m over you.” I also got this ending. Stone cold.
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That... doesn't sound exactly like what I got. I cut out my ribcage and won her back but then turned her down. What path did I miss where an old lady cries?
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Krinkle posted:Happy BTTF day! Who knew the onion would switch over to straight-laced film criticism?
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Krinkle posted:That... doesn't sound exactly like what I got. I cut out my ribcage and won her back but then turned her down. What path did I miss where an old lady cries? you find a girl friend in the forest
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Just a "Next week on Clickhole" slide, unfortunately:
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson contemplates the mysteries of the universe, with one exception: I Never Want to Understand Sand
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An unexpected discovery in this week's Star Wipe: http://www.starwipe.com/video/starwipe-bullpen-bill-cosby-and-oj-simpson-838
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Is it bad that as a public school teacher I agree with this one? I think it is almost always a crazy religious reason (unless they are older, those kids are dicks). I feel like the joke is on me...
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Snowmankilla posted:Is it bad that as a public school teacher I agree with this one? I think it is almost always a crazy religious reason (unless they are older, those kids are dicks). I feel like the joke is on me... I think the joke is just that Kelly is really paranoid about one of his neighbors.
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Weary Nation Says One Or Two More Divisive Issues Should Finish It Off
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PC Culture Run Amok? This School Is Majority Black
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Awesome! This Lucky School Got Two Proms!
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Farquar posted:Maybe I'm just too dumb or not the right audience, but I feel like Starwipe is a swing and a miss. It almost seems like it isn't trying to be funny... like it's a troll within a troll. Probably not, but I agree with you.
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Farquar posted:Maybe I'm just too dumb or not the right audience, but I feel like Starwipe is a swing and a miss. I really dislike Starwipe for some reason. Maybe because The Onion and Clickhole set the bar so high? But I think that everything it does, Onion or AV Club do better.
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I think Starwipe isn't as funny, but it seems like they're using Satire to make some statements that otherwise would be difficult. I sorta get what they're doing. For example: http://www.starwipe.com/article/jeremy-renners-job-isnt-helping-actresses-get-paid-942
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Latest Attack: ISIS Just Replaced The ‘Friends’ Laugh Track With Someone Making Negative Comments About Ross
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sout posted:Latest Attack: ISIS Just Replaced The ‘Friends’ Laugh Track With Someone Making Negative Comments About Ross 
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FBI Counterterrorism Agent Wistfully Recalls Watching 20-Year-Old Muslim-American Grow Up
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I really dislike Starwipe for some reason. Maybe because The Onion and Clickhole set the bar so high? But I think that everything it does, Onion or AV Club do better. It's neck-deep in Hollywood culture, and I don't think the people who care about that stuff and the people who like The Onion overlap much.
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Get Innocuous! posted:It's neck-deep in Hollywood culture, and I don't think the people who care about that stuff and the people who like The Onion overlap much. I mean this in a good way. Makes sense since that's where they got some of their wrtiers.
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sout posted:Latest Attack: ISIS Just Replaced The ‘Friends’ Laugh Track With Someone Making Negative Comments About Ross MY NECK IS COMIN' TO gently caress YOUR NECK
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Mother gently caress
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Last Chance posted:Mother gently caress I didn't click that the first time and now I'm glad you quoted it.
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Also Clickhole has Halloween Mode again.
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Well, they were right. It crashed my browser. Edit: I like how you can go negative.
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