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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

grumplestiltzkin posted:

Not in Florida they don't:smith:

Well yeah, it's full of old whitehairs going 20 under in ALL the lanes. And mowing people/objects down confusing the gas with the brake.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
one last annoying thing about the freeway. Here in Michigan, it's random seemingly how many lanes you'll get. Like near me is a stretch where the normally two lane interstate expands to three for whatever reason (mostly because after the 8 or 10 miles a left-hand exit pops up) Anyways, nearly every friggin time that I drive those stretches do I see semis who seem to think that means that since it's no longer just the slow lane and the passing lane, that they should move over and continue at their pace of 15-20mph slower than the speed limit in the center lane too. This gets hilariously frustrating when they do it to a point where the left lane ends and suddenly they're the rear end in a top hat in the passing lane going super slow and can't get back to the slow lane because they clearly thought any of that through.

Blog Free or Die
Apr 30, 2005

FOR THE MOTHERLAND
Fastlanechat reminded me of this video. Skip to 2:10 for the action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA7BASFqXIw

Cautionary freud for both impatient guys and speedlimit vigilantes.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Soccer Schadenfeude: http://i.imgur.com/n3bHOA8.gifv

Uncle Enzo
Apr 28, 2008

I always wanted to be a Wizard

Blog Free or Die posted:

Fastlanechat reminded me of this video. Skip to 2:10 for the action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA7BASFqXIw

Cautionary freud for both impatient guys and speedlimit vigilantes.

A person driving that aggressively was probably going to hurt someone/themselves sooner rather than later anyhow

:can:

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Blog Free or Die posted:

Fastlanechat reminded me of this video. Skip to 2:10 for the action.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA7BASFqXIw

Cautionary freud for both impatient guys and speedlimit vigilantes.

I think this was posted before. Camaro was obviously an rear end in a top hat, but the truck in front was obviously trolling him. No one deserves to get hurt in the wreck like that since it became a 4 car wreck, but gently caress both of them.


Also that kid throwing the ball at the girls is hilarious. There are few things that I can't stand less than unwarranted assholishness regardless of age. How do people get through life being so evil to other people without provocation?

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Jastiger posted:

How do people get through life being so evil to other people without provocation?

Usually by being an rear end in a top hat to everyone so they either give in to the rear end in a top hat, or just don't want to deal with the rear end in a top hat and back off. When two assholes collide inevitably poo poo gets everywhere.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

LawfulWaffle posted:

God drat, I laughed harder at this than anything else today. It's so comical I'm surprised there isn't a laugh-track, since you (or at least I) expect that maybe the driver will hit one kid on his rush to get where ever, but nope. He goes straight for the multikill/ace. Classic British humor.

I'd like to thank the OP for that, because I haven't laughed that hard in a while. The SPLAT makes it all worthwhile. And honestly, that's just lovely luck.

Choco1980 posted:

one last annoying thing about the freeway. Here in Michigan, it's random seemingly how many lanes you'll get. Like near me is a stretch where the normally two lane interstate expands to three for whatever reason (mostly because after the 8 or 10 miles a left-hand exit pops up) Anyways, nearly every friggin time that I drive those stretches do I see semis who seem to think that means that since it's no longer just the slow lane and the passing lane, that they should move over and continue at their pace of 15-20mph slower than the speed limit in the center lane too. This gets hilariously frustrating when they do it to a point where the left lane ends and suddenly they're the rear end in a top hat in the passing lane going super slow and can't get back to the slow lane because they clearly thought any of that through.

It's really weird, but in a lot of cases it's because there hasn't been much thought given to traffic at all. The whole of US-23 could be three lanes due to the congestion all the way through Washtenaw County. For some reason, I-94 shrinks to two lanes going through Ann Arbor and the city won't entertain putting in a third lane because it'll cost a lot of money to deal with the ten or so overpasses that'll need to be upgraded as well. Of course, Ann Arbor attempts to deal with it by blaming it on drivers going too fast, not realizing that the biggest congested area is right near that two-lane bottleneck that happens to cross by the University of Michigan campus.

Oh well, stupid highway derail over. Can we get some more of those insane PSAs? Except the Canadian ones. Those are really freaking scarring.


Turkey can't take out all the humans, but it can start with the young ones.

Literally Esoteric
Jun 13, 2012

One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

Jastiger posted:

Also that kid throwing the ball at the girls is hilarious. There are few things that I can't stand less than unwarranted assholishness regardless of age. How do people get through life being so evil to other people without provocation?

You might be surprised how soon in a young woman's life she learns that the only response to "~~hey ladies~~" is "gently caress off".

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

Literally Esoteric posted:

You might be surprised how soon in a young woman's life she learns that the only response to "~~hey ladies~~" is "gently caress off".

Hey, don't be like that. You need to smile more, you want to show me your smile?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Bastian Schweinsteiger is considering taking legal action against a Hong Kong company making Nazi dolls that bear a striking resemblance to him.

The Manchester United midfielder's management company put the matter into the hands of their German-based lawyers earlier this week.

The dolls, named 'World War II Army Supply Duty - Bastian', are made in China by Dragon in Dream.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34606799

Well good luck, I'm sure the Streisand effect won't bite you in the rear end!

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzgbZL12VI

Probably deserves to be here.

Youtuber videogamedunkey is banned after being super over the top mean to some people on the game over and over again. he claims his popularity should give him exemption from the rules.

While I think the banning system is stupid and am pretty much

https://twitter.com/fucktyler/status/285670822264307712?lang=en

when it comes to online trolling, many derive much schadenfreude from his impotent rage.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Grem posted:

*cracks knuckles* Here we go guys....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpFQPPElls

The best part is the last half-second of video where the fat guy suddenly seems to realize how boned they all are.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
For some mild automotive schadenfreude that doesn't involve speed:

I was deployed for a while to Manas, Kyrgyzstan a couple years ago. The base itself consisted mostly of a living area that was about four blocks in size with a 20mph speed limit. I'm driving a van to go drop some folks off and pass right by the main recreation building; sort of an indoor-outdoor sports bar where you could buy your two beers a day and play ping-pong or cards. Ping-pong was fairly popular because there's literally jack poo poo else to do in Manas, Kyrgyzstan when you're passing through. Ping-ong balls, however, were always in short supply because too many people think the objective is to lose or destroy every ball they can get their hands on (for a time, they even made you sign out ping-pong balls and would bill you for each one lost). The road along the bar is only two lanes and a garbage truck was stopped in my lane unloading dumpsters, so I swing around it to pass and creep by going about 10mph with my window down because it's hot as balls in my van. This put my seat about 8-10 feet from the deck where a lively game of ping-pong was going on.

As I pass, a woman hits the ping-pong ball off the table and into the road and chases after it, stopping just short of getting pasted gently bumped into by my slow-moving van. Kidding around, I say out the window "Don't chase a ball into the street!" and keep driving... Just as the ball rolls under my tire with a loud 'Pop!' I had no intention of hitting it, but I ended up slowly cruising away low speed trying my best not to laugh as the girl wailed 'he ran it over' like it was her prized puppy. For the rest of the day I would have giggle fits every time I drove by that spot and saw little flakes of orange plastic getting progressively pulverized by passing traffic.

Lame as hell but it's not talking about the goddamn fast lane.

Sel Nar
Dec 19, 2013

So, remember that shithead Shkreli, who jacked an anti-parasitic drug's price by 5500% a few months ago?

http://usuncut.com/class-war/martin-shkreli-explodes-1-dollar-aids-pill

Karma came calling.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

mobby_6kl posted:




http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34606799

Well good luck, I'm sure the Streisand effect won't bite you in the rear end!

I'm not sure you completely understand what the Streisand Effect is—the figures aren't exposing some embarrassing truth that he wants to hide from the world, he just doesn't like his likeness to be sold with swastikas on it. He has no interest in burying the very notion of the existence of the dolls.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

Lots of People Complaining posted:

:argh:
I love that people are assuming that I hang out in the passing lane just because I thought it was funny how wound up people get about it. I don't and yes I generally speed. I'm also not a nut that flips the gently caress out when someone is in the passing lane and not going the speed I consider ideal. Take a breath people if you're in such a hurry try to leave a bit earlier.

I'm impressed people live in areas where this is the worst thing they see on the road. I'm nearly hit every day by someone doing something far stupider and more dangerous. Someone hogging the passing lane is hardly worth noticing.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

mobby_6kl posted:




http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34606799

Well good luck, I'm sure the Streisand effect won't bite you in the rear end!

I'm the intellectual property lawsuit against a Chinese company.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

wayfinder posted:

I'm not sure you completely understand what the Streisand Effect is—the figures aren't exposing some embarrassing truth that he wants to hide from the world, he just doesn't like his likeness to be sold with swastikas on it. He has no interest in burying the very notion of the existence of the dolls.

It's not literally the same case, of course, but I doubt millions of people would've seen him as a Nazi doll if it weren't for this (most likely futile) lawsuit.

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

mobby_6kl posted:

It's not literally the same case, of course, but I doubt millions of people would've seen him as a Nazi doll if it weren't for this (most likely futile) lawsuit.

It's literally named after him, though? :psyduck:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Hah, I didn't notice the name. It's hardly unique but together with the visual similarity, I guess the schadenfreude is having a Nazi doll made based on your likeness in the first place.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

TheRagamuffin posted:

It's literally named after him, though? :psyduck:

Yeah, I'm definitely with Bastian Schweinsteiger on this one. Streisand Effect be damned, I wouldn't want my name or likeness associated with anyone from the Axis.

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT8h4UmuN1Q

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

This needs more attention.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


















Choco1980 posted:

This needs more attention.

Two-way schadenfreude. Nice.

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Rah! posted:

Two-way schadenfreude. Nice.

Would that teammate in white be credited with an own goal? That would make it a triple.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

mobby_6kl posted:

It's not literally the same case, of course, but I doubt millions of people would've seen him as a Nazi doll if it weren't for this (most likely futile) lawsuit.

That's what I mean, his aim is not to suppress knowledge of the existence of the doll, in fact the more people see it the more likely it gets that the company doesn't get away with it—it's not a mistake of Schweinsteiger's that he now wants hushed, people aren't sharing it to say "look at this moron who doesn't want to be a literal nazi doll", or to otherwise defy or harm him, so it's not the Streisand Effect.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Jastiger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzgbZL12VI

Probably deserves to be here.

Youtuber videogamedunkey is banned after being super over the top mean to some people on the game over and over again. he claims his popularity should give him exemption from the rules.

While I think the banning system is stupid and am pretty much

https://twitter.com/fucktyler/status/285670822264307712?lang=en

when it comes to online trolling, many derive much schadenfreude from his impotent rage.

"League of Legends isn't even a good game. it's not fun or interesting."

~moments later~

"I've played over 8,000 matches, so I can speak with authority about this."

:downsbravo:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



My favorite bit by far of that is that the chinese company's defense is literally "We thought that all Germans look like that".

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Data Graham posted:

My favorite bit by far of that is that the chinese company's defense is literally "We thought that all Germans look like that".

"Which is why we named it after this specific one" I mean, honestly it's pretty hilarious but yeah if you're german in the year 2015 I don't think you can be blamed for trying to take action when someone makes a Nazi doll with your name and likeness. It'd be different if he were literally a nazi but if he is, those rumours have not reached me. Maybe the Chinese know something we don't?

edit: it's also an impressively correct likeness really. Nice job!

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
I wonder if he pissed off somebody in the Nazi soldier doll industry.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
edit: wrong thread, sorry!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Every time I see somebody speeding I let them pass, and I stay in the right lane on freeways. That being said; I laugh at them when I catch up to them at the next exit/red light. Feel free to speed assholes, but you aren't getting anywhere faster.

Speeders are the real schadenfreude.

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iSR1Pzm9MQ

More road rage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SXAkpxF6_k

More, um, what?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0Ngfwr41U4

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Shitbird that hiked up the price of an AIDS drug to obscene levels ($750/pill) just had a competitor release a similar pill that they sell for $100/bottle, averaging out to ~$1/pill.

http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/10/drug-with-rage-inducing-5000-price-hike-now-has-1pill-competitor/

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

Icon Of Sin posted:

Shitbird that hiked up the price of an AIDS drug to obscene levels ($750/pill) just had a competitor release a similar pill that they sell for $100/bottle, averaging out to ~$1/pill.

http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/10/drug-with-rage-inducing-5000-price-hike-now-has-1pill-competitor/

I kinda hope the douchebag comes back saying "See what I did there? By being an rear end in a top hat and upping the price, we now have a comparable pill even cheaper than it was before. See how great I am?" :smug:

Synthwave Crusader
Feb 13, 2011

Rah! posted:


Two-way schadenfreude. Nice.
Did I just see someone break their neck?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

:suspense:


Icon Of Sin posted:

Shitbird that hiked up the price of an AIDS drug to obscene levels ($750/pill) just had a competitor release a similar pill that they sell for $100/bottle, averaging out to ~$1/pill.

http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/10/drug-with-rage-inducing-5000-price-hike-now-has-1pill-competitor/

Fantastic, now the problem is over and the country can go back to completely ignoring how every single pharmaceutical company does this practice but gets away with it because unlike that guy have a platoon of lawyers and several congressmen in their pockets.

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Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

I read an article about India purposefully ignoring medicine trademarks and making their own 'pirated' copies of medicines in order to give their poorest citizens the healthcare they need.

Lawyers/big pharma are probably angry at this. I certainly am not.

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