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That's not funny, it's I... I don't know what that is  . Trying to bear witness to it asks too much of the humble human mind, dragging your gaze where it should not go to. All while the brain denies itself the attempt of trying to picture the creature in motion for fear of its own sanity as that sole eye gazes upon you.
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He's my all-seeing eye dog
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Oct 23, 2015 04:21
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That's not funny, it's I... I don't know what that is It is a photoshop friend there is no need to worry of that I assure you
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Oct 23, 2015 04:30
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This looks way too much like actual birth defects I've seen in baby mammals 
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Oct 23, 2015 04:50
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Nah it's just a houndeye
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Oct 23, 2015 04:54
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I'm just really happy that I now know that OJ wears a right footed boot on his cock.
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Oct 23, 2015 04:55
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FutonForensic posted:It ain't nothin' but a houndeye
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beato posted:How does he smell? Awful!
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Oct 23, 2015 13:08
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Bloodborne 2 lookin' good.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Or I could strap it to the end of an axe handle to make a sledgehammer, and then hit the cantaloupes with that. Gallagher style! That would be the only way it'd have a chance of hitting one.
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Oct 23, 2015 15:36
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A couple of my friends are doing a haunted history tour for Halloween, and in one part of the tour two sisters are squabbling and one of them pulls out a picture of a man she thinks is in love with her. Last weekend someone replaced the regular picture with one in which Mr. Bean's face had been photoshopped in. I was really disappointed to hear that the woman playing the sister found out before the tours started. But I hope she kept it. Weiner clinic: 
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Oct 23, 2015 15:49
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Oct 23, 2015 16:10
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PaulBearer posted:Fake No poo poo captain!
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Oct 23, 2015 16:28
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Snapchat A Titty posted:No poo poo captain! Well good then.
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Oct 23, 2015 18:47
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"I swear to Christ Robbie, if you eat the last biscuit I will scalp that bowl cut right off and piss on your exposed skull."
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Oct 23, 2015 18:52
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He can go lower
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Oct 23, 2015 19:06
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"Because Popeye's was clear over on the other side of town."
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Oct 23, 2015 19:13
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"Just eat the god drat chicken, boy. You want mommy's spaghetti? Well your mother is dead and the kitchen is no place for a man. Grow the hell up you little poo poo."
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Oct 23, 2015 20:58
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trickybiscuits posted:Weiner clinic: 
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Oct 23, 2015 21:07
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"Get out of my seat, you little son of a bitch." 
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Oct 23, 2015 21:46
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Gentwise posted:You want mommy's spaghetti? Yes you do. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
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Oct 23, 2015 21:54
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KFC -- when timeout isn't punishment enough
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is there something I'm missing about this? I've seen the poster before so I'm not getting what's different?
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Toriori posted:is there something I'm missing about this? I've seen the poster before so I'm not getting what's different? Think you need to put on your glasses and look again.
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Trainmonk posted:Think you need to put on your glasses and look again. Take them off, actually
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TheBigAristotle posted:He can go lower 
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Oct 24, 2015 03:04
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PaulBearer posted:Fake 24.99 for jeans with a flexibility that allows me to kick a grown man in the head; that's a steal!
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Oct 24, 2015 03:16
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Gaunab posted:24.99 for jeans with a flexibility that allows me to kick a grown man in the head; that's a steal! If you're limber enough you can kick his head off AND fart in his face, it's a win-win
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Ozz81 posted:If you're limber enough you can kick his head off AND fart in his face, it's a win-win You don't have to be limber. Those jeans are loose cut, so if you time it right, the fart fly along your leg as you roundkick and blast him in the face.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Photostock photographer looks like a hell of a job Rest in peace Mr Sheffield EHHEHEHEHHE
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Snapchat A Titty posted:You don't have to be limber. Those jeans are loose cut, so if you time it right, the fart fly along your leg as you roundkick and blast him in the face. Tom Laughlin taught Chuck how to do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEsOmQ8sfvU
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Choco1980 posted:"I swear to Christ Robbie, if you eat the last biscuit I will scalp that bowl cut right off and piss on your exposed skull." Deteriorata posted:"Because Popeye's was clear over on the other side of town." Gentwise posted:"Just eat the god drat chicken, boy. You want mommy's spaghetti? Well your mother is dead and the kitchen is no place for a man. Grow the hell up you little poo poo." Command Ant posted:"Get out of my seat, you little son of a bitch." BetterToRuleInHell posted:KFC -- when timeout isn't punishment enough Oh cool, this is exactly as good as reading the replies to @dril tweets.
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So I was looking for a nice leather jacket and man, it doesn't get any cooler and more stylish than this:
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