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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
I thought it was already sorted that Trump was Batman.

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Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Boosted_C5 posted:

I don't do things like read comic books or watch 11 hours of hearings in order to white-knight Wall-Street stooge Hillary Clinton on the internet because I'm not a loser like JEB! or Mom's basement dwelling Bernie supporters.

Your Donald persona was somewhat funny last month. You do realize that this has become a joke?
Not a joke in the lol way, but people face palming and feeling bad for you way.

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
there's no way Trump is an illegal alien like Superman

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Xenophon posted:

Des Moines Register/Bloomberg poll confirms that Quinnipiac's poll yesterday was no outlier - Carson at 28, Trump at 19.



Also Iowans still hate them some Mooslems



Religious yokels were never going to be Trump's core demographic, anyway.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Boosted_C5 posted:

I don't do things like read comic books or watch 11 hours of hearings in order to white-knight Wall-Street stooge Hillary Clinton on the internet because I'm not a loser like JEB! or Mom's basement dwelling Bernie supporters.

I live in my mother's spare room, tyvm <:mad:>

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Thump! posted:

I live in my mother's spare room, tyvm <:mad:>

Is she nice to you?

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

whats a committed christian? is dropping in on church christmas and easter too casual? do you have to go every sunday or do you just need to hold a burning hatred for muslims in your heart, just like jesus did (he is a time traveler)

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
Does anyone actually put stock in the results of the Iowa caucus? Incumbents aside, only two winners went on the become the GOP nominee, Bob Dole and GWB.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Full Battle Rattle posted:

If she's willing to fight to extend that right to other women, that is not FYGM. Don't make me defend Hillary Clinton. :mad:

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/08acdo/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-lactate-intolerance

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Thump! posted:

I live in my mother's spare room, tyvm <:mad:>

whoa, she never told me you were moving back in

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer
I'm sure most of you already read that commie rag HuffPo, but in case anyone doesn't I discovered they have a poll tracking feature that is MUCH better than RCP because you can pick and choose which polls to use in order to unskew the data and get a TRUE picture of the horse-rase.

Non-Partisan Polls Only (No candidate-sponsored or partisan polls)
Registered and Likely Voter Polls Only (No polls of just "adults")
Republican respondents only (No independents or filthy democrats)

http://elections.huffingtonpost.com...aul,Rubio,Trump

Trump has regained momentum and once again eclipsed 30% support.

CHOO-CHOO!!!

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Thump! posted:

I live in my mother's spare room, tyvm <:mad:>

It's cool bro.

I live in my wife's house.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Xenophon posted:

whoa, she never told me you were moving back in

Because you should be paying attention in class and get off the internet, son.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Dan Didio posted:

Is she nice to you?

Very!

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

Nonsense posted:

Because you should be paying attention in class and get off the internet, son.

well-played

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


quote:

Maybe, just maybe, Trump wins an early contest or two. That will trigger a much stronger Stop Trump movement,” a New Hampshire Republican said. “The party will nominate Bob Dole - in 2016! - before it will nominate Trump. And a Trump nomination will result in a third candidate emerging.

A third candidate will emerge. It won't be any of the current primary field because they all signed pledges to not run third party and to throw their support behind the eventual winner. So we'll all agree to write-in Bob Dole on election day, provided he is still alive then.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Tricky D posted:

Does anyone actually put stock in the results of the Iowa caucus? Incumbents aside, only two winners went on the become the GOP nominee, Bob Dole and GWB.

Not really. The thinking was if Trump wins Iowa and New Hampshire he will be unstoppable moving forward. Also hurts his narrative that he's TOP OF EVERY POLL!

But in reality Iowa almost always sides with the Christian friendly candidates... And Trump, a guy who's had three wives and owns casinos, isn't exactly their ideal politician.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I never liked that state. New Hampshire's motto is 'live free or die', which experts agree is really cool and badass. What's Iowa's? Probably something lame about farming for Jesus.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Boosted_C5 posted:

I'm sure most of you already read that commie rag HuffPo, but in case anyone doesn't I discovered they have a poll tracking feature that is MUCH better than RCP because you can pick and choose which polls to use in order to unskew the data and get a TRUE picture of the horse-rase.

Finally. Good to have you back, Boosted.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Tricky D posted:

Does anyone actually put stock in the results of the Iowa caucus? Incumbents aside, only two winners went on the become the GOP nominee, Bob Dole and GWB.

I think it's less about whether the Iowa winner will win and more that any losers and going to have their campaigns deflate that much sooner.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Phlegmish posted:

I never liked that state. New Hampshire's motto is 'live free or die', which experts agree is really cool and badass. What's Iowa's? Probably something lame about farming for Jesus.

Lol, "Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain."

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Louisgod posted:

You realize Lex Luthor became President of the USA right

And dated Supergirl for while.

Mr. Pumroy posted:

whats a committed christian? is dropping in on church christmas and easter too casual? do you have to go every sunday or do you just need to hold a burning hatred for muslims in your heart, just like jesus did (he is a time traveler)

Being white also helps, though it's not essential.

Boosted_C5 posted:

CHOO-CHOO!!!

Aaaand let the unskewing commence again!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Tricky D posted:

Lol, "Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain."

This is like something Jeb would say, get it together Iowa squares

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
What was the context of Jeb calling Supergirl hot anyway? The clip I saw was just him saying that.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Samurai Sanders posted:

What was the context of Jeb calling Supergirl hot anyway? The clip I saw was just him saying that.

Jeb wants to bone down on Supergirl.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
It was unprompted.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It was in response to a question about the budget deficit, IIRC.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
It was unprompted, mate. He wants to gently caress Kara Zor-El.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Dan Didio posted:

It was unprompted.

haha

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Commenting that Melissa Benoist is hot may be the most factually correct statement of this primary as of yet tbf.

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
she's probably have an orgasm and rip your dick clean off


If you weren't feeling too 'low energy' that day, I guess

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

Commenting that Melissa Benoist is hot may be the most factually correct statement of this primary as of yet tbf.

Say what you will about Supergirl. She kept us safe.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Cybernetic Vermin posted:

Commenting that Melissa Benoist is hot may be the most factually correct statement of this primary as of yet tbf.

If Trump had said that, you could nod your head in agreement. He's a straight shooter. You know that's from the heart and he's telling it like it is.

Jeb? I'm not convinced that man even has a penis. He's grasping at straws, desperately trying to connect with voters in an insincere way.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004
Jeb! cutting payroll 40% for his staffers!

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-10-23/jeb-bush-orders-across-the-board-pay-cuts-for-struggling-campaign

Sounds like a winning campaign right there.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Full Battle Rattle posted:

she's probably have an orgasm and rip your dick clean off


If you weren't feeling too 'low energy' that day, I guess



The last thing that picture does is make me want to take Viagra.
What I really want to do is run away.
Edit: It is like a horror movie come to life.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

when do top level jeb campaign officials start jumping ship, or has it happened already and no one noticed

if everyone just left the campaign hq without telling jeb would he notice? no wait, they tell him to make a chipotle run and when he comes back the offices are empty, the lights are off and the warchest is empty.

Mr. Pumroy fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Oct 23, 2015

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Phlegmish posted:

This is like something Jeb would say, get it together Iowa squares

"but for the United States!"

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

Commenting that Melissa Benoist is hot may be the most factually correct statement of this primary as of yet tbf.

Agreed. He's not wrong (just old and creepy)

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Don't panic. The Jeb! machine is still spending where it counts.

quote:

The campaign is also cutting back 45 percent of its budget, except for dollars earmarked for TV advertising and spending for voter contacts, such as phone calls and mailers.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Tricky D posted:

Don't panic. The Jeb! machine is still spending where it counts.

You have to give the Bush family credit when every they run something people always loose there jobs at least they are consistent :downsrim:

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Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Jeb Bush: Butt for the United States

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