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Riosan posted:Nixon was hysterical, but for all the wrong reasons. He had no sense of humor at all, and had to be coached at his Laugh In appearance. Yea but he went on it. Carson treating the office of the presidency as an at-all-times stoic position is pretty weird. Reagan was known for his jokes about the budget and russia, most of GWB's career was trying to come off as fun. He doesn't have a single modern candidate to base his dumb idea on. That said SNL is dumb and I'm not watching it anyway.
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Ben Carson is Avant Garde as all hell
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Oct 23, 2015 19:51
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Guys... The main reason that Jeb!'s answer to "Who is your favorite Marvel Superhero" as Batman is stupid as poo poo is because Batman is a DC Superhero, not a Marvel one.
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Oct 23, 2015 19:52
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Devastating for his campaign, if true.
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Thump! posted:Guys...
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Peachstapler posted:I'm glad this was explained because it means now we can stop talking about comics. Look, if he can't remember the difference between Marvel and DC, then how can we expect him to make the distinction between ISIL and Al-Qaeda? This is serious stuff 
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Oct 23, 2015 19:57
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Thump! posted:Guys... i hope you sent this hot tip to the media
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Oct 23, 2015 20:01
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Lotka Volterra posted:Even your non-political opinions are awful, it's amazing. SEC domination is not a matter of opinion.
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Ben Carson is Avant Garde as all hell His schtick would work well for On Cinema or some other adult swim programming.
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Sock it to me? I actually love that clip, the audience reaction is very funny. But it's also amusing how Nixon had to be told "sock it to me" versus "sock it to me"
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Oct 23, 2015 20:04
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Columba's the only, uh, well, supergirl for me. I... uh... ...what... oh, superwoman.
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Evil Fluffy posted:Saying Batman is his favorite Marvel character is less damaging than picking Captain America right now. Cap' is the reich wing's #1 hated super hero right now. Wouldn't surprise me if conservatives worldwide started hating on classic Hitler-punhcing Cap because a current leader of the Republican party primary thinks the Jews should have saved themselves with the 2nd Amendment and the Israeli Prime Minister blamed the holocaust on the Palestinians. Conservatives are getting into full on Nazi-apologism.
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Ben Carson's dark secret is that he saved each one of his patients by giving them a tiny bit of his own brain.
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Tricky D posted:SEC domination is not a matter of opinion. Sorry but they're bad,
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:L-look, when I said that... uh... Supergirl was 'hot,' I just meant that she was really popular right now, not that she... um... y'know...has a bodacious bod. I clearly believe that...uh...um...my own wife...uh...Columba...is the best looking woman. I can still remember the day I first saw her. I'll never forget it. Back in...uh...back- in... was it?- No the other one. Back...whenever it was...in the twentieth century! Ha! Seriously, though: their first meeting was romantic. quote:On the stump, Jeb Bush frequently recalls meeting his wife as a teenager in Mexico. On Saturday, Columba Bush told her side of the story.
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:iJeb!: Hey, do you want to see a movie with me? For real this is super creepy. Who tells someone they love them on their first date?
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AngryBooch posted:Wouldn't surprise me if conservatives worldwide started hating on classic Hitler-punhcing Cap because a current leader of the Republican party primary thinks the Jews should have saved themselves with the 2nd Amendment and the Israeli Prime Minister blamed the holocaust on the Palestinians. Conservatives are getting into full on Nazi-apologism. No they're not.
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Lotka Volterra posted:For real this is super creepy. Who tells someone they love them on their first date? It says 'in short order', not 'on that day'.
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Lotka Volterra posted:For real this is super creepy. Who tells someone they love them on their first date? It doesn't say he set it on the first date, just that he said it early on in the relationship. That's my interpretation, anyway. He probably is a pretty nice guy, he just happens to be really bad at the family business.
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The Fredo-est Bush.
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Seems like it worked for him, since they've been together for 45 years 
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Love, mutual respect and being tall enough to impress people with your height are the three key ingredients to a succesful marriage.
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Joementum posted:Seems like it worked for him, since they've been together for 45 years YO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
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Hooray! Joementum's back! We promise not to constantly argue with you over Trump's chances if you keep the wit and wisdom coming.
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:He did roughly 15000 brain surgeries during his career and made mistakes on something like six of them. It's incredibly disingenuous to try to paint Carson as a bad neurosurgeon. Demanding absolute perfection is unreasonable and childish. Yeah, I'd really rather the left not resort to swiftboating, not to mention that his qualifications as a brain surgeon really shouldn't have that much effect on his qualifications to be President. Also his reputation probably meant he got more of the tougher cases, which nobody will hit 100% success on.
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Not gonna lie have been really enjoying Trump's Pigeon Approach to campaigning
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If Donald J Trump is responsible for clowning Jeb and Walker out, I will totally send him a fiver with the word CRUZ scrawled in blood on it
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steinrokkan posted:Ben Carson's dark secret is that he saved each one of his patients by giving them a tiny bit of his own brain.
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Donald Trump to rivals: Give up your super PACsquote:"I have disavowed all Super PAC's, requested the return of all donations made to said PAC's, and I am calling on all Presidential candidates to do the same," Trump said. Seems like a reasonable request, I am sure many of his fellow candidates will follow the billionaire mad-man's lead.
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taqueso posted:It says 'in short order', not 'on that day'. The way it's written it could be taken that way.
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Top Bunk Wanker posted:He did roughly 15000 brain surgeries during his career and made mistakes on something like six of them. It's incredibly disingenuous to try to paint Carson as a bad neurosurgeon. Demanding absolute perfection is unreasonable and childish. What's unreasonable and childish is 15,000 brain surgeries. That's a brain surgery a day, seven days a week, for 41 years.
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mooyashi posted:If Donald J Trump is responsible for clowning Jeb and Walker out, I will totally send him a fiver with the word CRUZ scrawled in blood on it Donald Trump: The Jaqen H'ghar of the GOP Presidential field.
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I know it's only October but I really can't wait for Trump to go full out 'WAR ON CHRISTMAS." I just picture him packing Trump tower with the most obnoxious Christmas display of all time. MASSIVE inflatable Santa's, dazzling lights, a living nativity scene, loud Christmas music, everything. Then when they ask the other candidates about Christmas, Ben Carson will lower his eyes... 7th Day Adventists don't celebrate Christmas. And this is how Christmas will win Donald J Trump the Republican nomination.
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SnakePlissken posted:What's unreasonable and childish is 15,000 brain surgeries. That's a brain surgery a day, seven days a week, for 41 years. so what you're saying is the real total is closer to 6, and he hosed up 100% of them!??!?!
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Breitbart: EMERGENCY ROYAL FAMILY MEETING: JEB TO MEET WITH FORMER PRESIDENTS BUSH 41, BUSH 43 IN HOUSTON AS CAMPAIGN STRUGGLES http://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...aign-struggles/ Hahahahaha. Lord President Trump's War against the Bush machine is almost complete. The long, bloody retreat to Berlin is finished, and it's only a matter of time now. And it took only a couple of months, far less time than Trump will have to destroy the Clinton machine.
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