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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


The world needs more Billy Dee Williams.

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


https://medium.com/@robconery/luke-skywalker-sith-lord-f8a11072f246#.mp93t8guq

Seems somewhat legit actually

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Also first EU re-canonization confirmed and I can live with it damnit

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

well he's definitely not crossbar lasersword man because they went and got a real actor to play that guy, not a suit filler like that guy who was in the vader costume. it is kind of weird that none of the promo material shows mark hammel at all, but i think that's an intentional dodge at this point.

i forget how much it's been talked about in this thread, but i unironically really really loved star wars galaxies before they cocked it all up so everyone could be jedi. the player-driven economy was cool, the crafting and resource gathering felt pretty balanced to me, and the space battles expansion was pretty sick for an mmo.

yeah, combat was lame, but cmon its an mmo, they all have poo poo combat. then they "fixed it" and made it a bad jedi knight II copy. i'm actually contemplating doing the fan-made emulation, because i have really fond memories of playing that.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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drunk asian neighbor posted:

Also first EU re-canonization confirmed and I can live with it damnit



What the hell am I looking at?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Pook Good Mook posted:

What the hell am I looking at?

mandalorian sigil

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
I thought that was from warhammer

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



drunk asian neighbor posted:

Also first EU re-canonization confirmed and I can live with it damnit


*Technically* not EU, it's on Boba Fett's armor in the movies. It's on his left shoulder.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Xenomrph posted:

*Technically* not EU, it's on Boba Fett's armor in the movies. It's on his left shoulder.



I never noticed that his codpiece has what looks like a dent from a bullet in it before.

I guess Boba Fett really IS a badass!

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I really hope they don't resurrect boba Fett in these movies. He's dead and people should get over it.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Xenomrph posted:

It isn't so much misunderstanding it as its intentionally reinterpreting it from a different point of view (that the Jedi "chosen one" prophecy is wrong, or at least misinterpreted), and ultimately Yoda ends up being right -at the end of the day, there's 2 Jedi (Kenobi and Yoda) and 2 Sith (Vader and Palpatine).

no, Vader/Anakin kills the final Sith (and returns from the dark side in the process he even tells luke that he was saved). I don't know where people got the "luke is neutral" stuff since there is no neutral there's the Force and the Dark Side. i don't even like prophecies in fiction but lucas was right with that one. the prophecy isn't fulfilled at the end of episode 3 - it's fulfilled at the end of return of the jedi. i guess the argument is moot since the prequels are EU and thus can be ignored.

i was reading up on the despecialized editions since i was gonna check them out and polygon had an article about it and i scroll down to the comments and had to lol:

"That’s basically what Star Wars is to me as well: an introduction to a universe full of things way cooler than the movies."

"I have no idea how we got onto the EU topic, but I’d have to agree with Hazard. The movies are the most BORING part of the Star Wars timeline. Every that happened before and after is so much more interesting. Old Republic era being my personal favorite. All the stuff with Cade Skywalker in Legacy was amazing as well. So many better characters than in the films."

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Oct 24, 2015

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Chill la Chill posted:

I really hope they don't resurrect boba Fett in these movies. He's dead and people should get over it.

You mean Boba Feett.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


boob feet

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Chomp8645 posted:

You mean Boba Feett.

No I mean Luuuke Skywalker.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Wait are the prequels really EU and therefore not part of Disney's new canon? I thought they said that the 6 movies were literally the only canon thing left except for the post-buyout cartoons like Rebels and Clone Wars?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


i meant my personal canon. as the prequels are inconsistent with the original trilogy in many ways and are thus no better than fan fiction.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I read the new lando and Princess Leia comics and they are p great. Poor lobot. Really gives them character and they're only ~120 pages each. Heard the vader comic has a waifu following him around though.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Chill la Chill posted:

I really hope they don't resurrect boba Fett in these movies. He's dead and people should get over it.

Isn't that the rumor now? Michael B. Jordan will be playing Boba Fett in a spinoff film, which got fans in an uproar because it's another black guy in a lead rolenot Temura Johnson. I know from reading an article on the new EU that someone finds his armor and dons it and starts impersonating Boba Fett. It makes me think that there's some truth to that rumor but the spinoff film will not be about past Fett between Episode 2 and Empire Strikes Back, but Episode 7+ Fett.

That said, I kinda like it. It make Fett more of this folk icon that can be anyone (which, let's face it, that's his appeal, you can imagine yourself as Fett) instead of carrying the backstory of being a whiny clone whose reputation is largely undeserved.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


the spin off movies are why i'm worried about the mainline ones being poo poo.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
in bruges but star wars bounty hunters

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Groovelord Neato posted:

the spin off movies are why i'm worried about the mainline ones being poo poo.

i look forward to the star wars teat getting milked exactly as hard as the costumed chidren's superhero one until we're all just sick as gently caress of it like we are with super man and ant man and spider man and wolverine man and bat man and america man and poo poo being released like 5 times a year

it's like some sort of ironic punishment : "oh hey you done a lot of sins so i'm the devil and this is hell. you like that whimsical thing from your childhood? howabout all of that nonstop forever until you just can't loving stomach another second!"

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Chill la Chill posted:

I really hope they don't resurrect boba Fett in these movies. He's dead and people should get over it.
gently caress that, Boba Fett is the coolest and survives the Sarlacc and I will cut you if you think he should stay dead :fsn:

But gently caress all the Karen Traviss poo poo

Xenomrph fucked around with this message at 17:50 on Oct 24, 2015

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Otisburg posted:

i look forward to the star wars teat getting milked exactly as hard as the costumed chidren's superhero one until we're all just sick as gently caress of it like we are with super man and ant man and spider man and wolverine man and bat man and america man and poo poo being released like 5 times a year

it's like some sort of ironic punishment : "oh hey you done a lot of sins so i'm the devil and this is hell. you like that whimsical thing from your childhood? howabout all of that nonstop forever until you just can't loving stomach another second!"

i want to blame the creators but i also want to blame the nerds because i mean look at those clowns i quoted a few posts earlier.

why must they kill the thing i love. hasn't it suffered enough. haven't i.

sleepy.eyes
Sep 14, 2007

Like a pig in a chute.

mr.capps posted:

in bruges but star wars bounty hunters

I'd watch that.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Groovelord Neato posted:

the spin off movies are why i'm worried about the mainline ones being poo poo.

Imagine Unsere mütter, Unsere väter as an imperial war drama. That's what I'd like to see. :3:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

mr.capps posted:

in bruges but star wars bounty hunters

Catch 22 with Imperial pilots

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Booblord Zagats posted:

Catch 22 with Imperial pilots

Platoon with stormtroopers. Take a hit of deathstick through the breech of a blaster.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

mr.capps posted:

in bruges but star wars bounty hunters

id watch it

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

I want one of the 3 billion spinoff movies they're undoubtedly going to make to be just a straight-up war movie following a stormtrooper squad. Like a kid-friendly We Were Soldiers or Black Hawk Down or whatever with blasters and plastic armor. Just a whole movie of stormtrooping and TIE strafing runs.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



WeaponGradeSadness posted:

I want one of the 3 billion spinoff movies they're undoubtedly going to make to be just a straight-up war movie following a stormtrooper squad. Like a kid-friendly We Were Soldiers or Black Hawk Down or whatever with blasters and plastic armor. Just a whole movie of stormtrooping and TIE strafing runs.

Seriously. The best part of the prequels was the battle in Ep2 in the dust storm. Nothing else came close.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
You are in luck! that sounds like Rogue One the first spinoff.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Replaying TIE Fighter for the first time since 04


Still great

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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I had to spend an hour the other night listening to a couple of guys at work try to convince me the prequels were better than the ot.

I may have to quit my job.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Xenomrph posted:

gently caress that, Boba Fett is the coolest and survives the Sarlacc and I will cut you if you think he should stay dead :fsn:

But gently caress all the Karen Traviss poo poo

Vader gives him Han and then he goes out like a chump.

Cool armour only goes so far

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

I want one of the 3 billion spinoff movies they're undoubtedly going to make to be just a straight-up war movie following a stormtrooper squad. Like a kid-friendly We Were Soldiers or Black Hawk Down or whatever with blasters and plastic armor. Just a whole movie of stormtrooping and TIE strafing runs.

I started copying Black Hawk Down word for word and replaced every noun with a Star Wars-ized one. I could've made a billion dollars.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


It would also be nice to see a movie about rebel terrorists who grow a conscience and realize what it is they're doing to people who were just doing a job, trying to get an education at the Academy for later non-military careers.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


no it wouldn't.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Groovelord Neato posted:

no it wouldn't.

oh why is that

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

WeaponGradeSadness posted:

I want one of the 3 billion spinoff movies they're undoubtedly going to make to be just a straight-up war movie following a stormtrooper squad. Like a kid-friendly We Were Soldiers or Black Hawk Down or whatever with blasters and plastic armor. Just a whole movie of stormtrooping and TIE strafing runs.

Psst...the Empire are the bad guys.

I mean I guess it could be like Das Boot or something where the Germans aren't really the good guys but they are human and that's what we care about, but OTOH Stormtroopers are literally the army run by the most evil man in the universe and so were Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe, and Kriegsmarine.

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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Everyone in star wars has a family, I'm sure if you looked it up wookieepedia would confirm it

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