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Tibor: Apr 29, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

I too want to flail people alive when I see a Jesus tattoo.

Flay.

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# ? May 27, 2024 17:04

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Let's get turgid

I tried for a long time to come up with a good "let's get X" for this and failed miserably. Glad I wasn't the only one.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:49

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Tibor posted:

Flay.

You sickos. I just want to hit the guy not cut him up.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 18:51

Nitrox: Jul 5, 2002

MrMenshevik posted:

I think you mean 'flay' or 'flense,' but flailing is good too. Especially if it's this back bursting monstrosity:

He's probably going to return that hat later. It's a christian thing to do

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:29

artsy fartsy: May 10, 2014; You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

fullroundaction posted:

I tried for a long time to come up with a good "let's get X" for this and failed miserably. Glad I wasn't the only one.

Let's get amorous?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 19:37

ChairmanMeow: Mar 1, 2008; Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!; Lipstick Apathy

Nitrox posted:

He's probably going to return that hat later. It's a christian thing to do

it's the new trend, like leaving the sticker on a ball cap

# ? Oct 20, 2015 20:20

RickVoid: Oct 21, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

I too want to flail people alive when I see a Jesus tattoo.

Islam says same, but Mohammed and unironically.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 20:45

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

artsy fartsy posted:

Let's get amorous?

This is very good. :golfclap:

For content, I like to GIS tattoos of current TV shows I'm watching to see what kind of stupid/ridiculous stuff people are getting. I checked out American Horror Story and found this:

http://blog.tattoodo.com/2015/09/23-morbidly-delightful-american-horror-story-tattoos/

For the most part ... they're pretty loving rad (except for the text ones). Who would have thought.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 21:18

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

That's a pretty good tattoo of the brother from the drew Carey show.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 21:27

teen phone cutie: Jun 18, 2012; last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

fullroundaction posted:

and failed miserably. Glad I wasn't the only one.

*flailed

# ? Oct 20, 2015 23:25

Postal Parcel: Aug 2, 2013

Catnipped posted:

Either this is an example of his work or him. Either way, that is a gigantic thigh(?)
What's ddf? Dick Drug Free(Or Drug/Disease Free)?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 23:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Postal Parcel posted:

Either this is an example of his work or him. Either way, that is a gigantic thigh(?)
What's ddf? Dick Drug Free(Or Drug/Disease Free)?

I feel pretty good about myself when I read those hook-up posts and I can't understand almost any of the lingo.

Then I feel really old and boring.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 00:52

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

LingcodKilla posted:

Then I feel really old and boring.

I sometimes feel bad that I am too old to have taken advantage of getting laid via the internet, but then I read about how things like OKCupid and Tinder usually work out and it doesn't seem like I missed much.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 01:55

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

But Lenny's yellow....

# ? Oct 21, 2015 02:12

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

fullroundaction posted:

I tried for a long time to come up with a good "let's get X" for this and failed miserably. Glad I wasn't the only one.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 10:54

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Postal Parcel posted:

What's ddf? Dick Drug Free(Or Drug/Disease Free)?

Second one.

# ? Oct 21, 2015 13:25

arnbiguous: Feb 2, 2014; Gary’s Answer

dog dick fun

# ? Oct 21, 2015 16:11

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

hyperhazard posted:

Second one.

But, how do you know if they're telling the truth???

# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:43

Tofu Terry: Oct 4, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

It's an honor system and I'm sure everyone follows it.

(He also posted one that said "dudes if you want a tattoo, just bring your girlfriend so I can gently caress her")

# ? Oct 21, 2015 17:58

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

# ? Oct 22, 2015 21:21

Dienes: Nov 4, 2009; dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot; College Slice

Scratch Monkey posted:

Those almost look like temporary tattoos.

# ? Oct 23, 2015 00:43

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Based on the clear wrap over them, I'd say real.

Also, I had no idea middle fingers had foreskins.

# ? Oct 23, 2015 01:10

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Scratch Monkey posted:

http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/high-concept-themes/2/ ( :nws:

for butts, maybe?)

# ? Oct 23, 2015 02:02

POLICE CAR AUCTION: Dec 1, 2003; I'm not a princess

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Based on the clear wrap over them, I'd say real.

That's tegaderm or saniderm, a waterproof and breathable type of medical dressing that greatly speeds up the healing process :science:

Not to sound like a shill but that poo poo is AMAZING for healing tattoos.

That being said those are loving hideous, christ

# ? Oct 23, 2015 14:24

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Strangely enough they suit her.

# ? Oct 23, 2015 14:28

Rohan Kishibe: Oct 29, 2011; Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Lizard Combatant posted:

Does the Badtatman get his bad Batman tats from the same, ahem, artist? If so, why? What is his relationship with this butcher? I need to know more.

A while ago, but they are friends apparently. And yeah, all the same tattooist. In fact, he got a new one just yesterday!

# ? Oct 24, 2015 04:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

The "artist" should have his hands broken but it looks like it may have already been done.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 04:08

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

LingcodKilla posted:

The "artist" should have his hands broken but it looks like it may have already been done.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 06:34

Lizard Combatant: Sep 29, 2010; I have some notes.

Prison Warden posted:

A while ago, but they are friends apparently. And yeah, all the same tattooist. In fact, he got a new one just yesterday!

Winston Churchill? Ok next question, does this guy have a studio/any other clients, or is it just your friend?

# ? Oct 24, 2015 08:31

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Oct 24, 2015 10:48

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:

"Viva La Ralp" Wow, is he coming back as a mod?

# ? Oct 24, 2015 12:16

Chakan: Mar 30, 2011

Prison Warden posted:

A while ago, but they are friends apparently. And yeah, all the same tattooist. In fact, he got a new one just yesterday!

...Cobblepot.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 16:57

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Let's see great tits. Pretty face....covered in terrible tattoos...

I'm going to guess she calls you "daddy" in bed.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 17:38

Dear Prudence: Sep 3, 2012

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

"Viva La Ralp" Wow, is he coming back as a mod?

Viva La Raza, you blind idot. Why do I let this piss me off so much?

# ? Oct 24, 2015 18:14

Queering Wheel: Jun 18, 2011

Dear Prudence posted:

Viva La Raza, you blind idiot. Why do I let this piss me off so much?

# ? Oct 24, 2015 19:13

Corla Plankun: May 8, 2007; improve the lives of everyone

I.C. posted:

That guy who is always tattooing girls' faces is at it again.

First was that girl with the stars --

I think this is honestly the best face tattoo I've ever seen; it actually looks pretty qt. The other two, on the other hand, are the worst things I could imagine.

# ? Oct 24, 2015 19:23