Gunchat III: The Gun Shoots Back

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Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
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LingcodKilla posted:

That's kinda their job. Deer don't just walk in your gun point blank.

They do if you lay enough deer corn down.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:16

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 00:52

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Literally The Worst posted:

someone literally talked about how hunting rifles make great sniper rifles w/r/t "gun grabbers" earlier in this thread

It is very unfair of you to read that as a suggestion that these dudes' private arsenals will be used to fend off people who disapprove of them having those arsenals, because of the following reasons:

What is a little funny is how it is an unusually tight loop in a lot of situations. Gotta get more guns to protect your guns.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:18

Dead Reckoning: Sep 13, 2011

Literally The Worst posted:

someone literally talked about how hunting rifles make great sniper rifles w/r/t "gun grabbers" earlier in this thread

There is a difference between "even if we assume a high degree of compliance, confiscating firearms from the remaining non-compliant owners under your proposal will be difficult and bloody, just looking at the numbers alone, and lack of cooperation from state and local officials is likely" and saying you are planning a personal Ruby Ridge.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:20

Parts Kit: Jun 9, 2006; durr
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Literally The Worst posted:

someone literally talked about how hunting rifles make great sniper rifles w/r/t "gun grabbers" earlier in this thread

Still doesn't excuse effectronica's murder fantasies.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:26

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

LingcodKilla posted:

Not every ammosexual is conservative. A great way to reduce crime is to increase schooling and improve access to job markets with public transit. Got a job? Why risk the penalties from crime?

If everyone is to be equal everyone should be armed so those with physical strength can not terrorize the weak.

Yes, if everyone is armed only those who draw first can terrorize the weak. That's such an amazing into enemy.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:35

LeJackal: Apr 5, 2011

Literally The Worst posted:

someone literally talked about how hunting rifles make great sniper rifles w/r/t "gun grabbers" earlier in this thread

Mind quoting them? Thanks.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:36

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Parts Kit posted:

Still doesn't excuse effectronica's murder fantasies.

you probably shouldn't handwave that stuff away as strawmen was my point doofus

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:36

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

LeJackal posted:

Mind quoting them? Thanks.

lemme just bend over backwards for you, forums poster lejackal, who has yet to argue in good faith itt

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:37

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Dead Reckoning posted:

There is a difference between "even if we assume a high degree of compliance, confiscating firearms from the remaining non-compliant owners under your proposal will be difficult and bloody, just looking at the numbers alone, and lack of cooperation from state and local officials is likely" and saying you are planning a personal Ruby Ridge.

Not really, both are equally unlikely. Gun owners are coddled, privileged babies who will fold like a house of cards immediately if the government moves against them. None of you have the balls to stand up for your "right" to own guns if push came to shove.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:37

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

if you're really interested lejackal i recommend doing a ctrl-f for "hunting rifle" on every page of this thread

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:38

LeJackal: Apr 5, 2011

Literally The Worst posted:

if you're really interested lejackal i recommend doing a ctrl-f for "hunting rifle" on every page of this thread

Thats okay. I was just checking to see if you were making things up again, arguing in bad faith, etc.

Spoiler alert: You were.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:40

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

DeusExMachinima posted:

For once, you're within the neighborhood of being right. The majority would give up. But even if you waved a magic wand that made every semi-automatic vanish *and* 99.99% of American gun owners folded, you're still looking at a larger force than AQI at its peak, armed with bolt-action hunting rifles that just so happen to be great for sniper attacks.

hmmmmm this guy is in no way implying that gun owners would resist by shooting gun grabbers, and that this would be okay, you're right, forums poster lejackal

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:40

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Who What Now posted:

Yes, if everyone is armed only those who draw first can terrorize the weak. That's such an amazing into enemy.

Sounds good to me. What's the problem? You pacifists would just bend over for anybody in any case. May as well arm everyone to give those with spines a chance.
You'd drop your shorts over a waved fist and choke on cock for a stiff back hand rather than attempt to defend yourself.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:41

tumblr.txt: Jan 11, 2015; by zen death robot

This thread is somehow gotten even worse.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:43

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

LeJackal posted:

Thats okay. I was just checking to see if you were making things up again, arguing in bad faith, etc.

Spoiler alert: You were.

i don't think you, of all people, get to say this, as you compare a lumberjack needing multiple chainsaws to ????? owning multiple guns

still haven't explained that one, just done a bullshit little dodge about how clearly you weren't talking about jobs

but you keep talkin about people posting in bad faith lejackal

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:43

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
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tumblr.txt posted:

This thread is somehow gotten even worse.

Actually it's about the same as it ever was.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:45

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Literally The Worst posted:

i don't think you, of all people, get to say this, as you compare a lumberjack needing multiple chainsaws to ????? owning multiple guns

still haven't explained that one, just done a bullshit little dodge about how clearly you weren't talking about jobs

but you keep talkin about people posting in bad faith lejackal

Trees come in different sizes. They grow.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:54

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LingcodKilla posted:

Trees come in different sizes. They grow.

Not if you cut them down before middle school.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 00:56

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Gravel Gravy posted:

Not if you cut them down before middle school.

The LumberJack cares not wence the sap flows only that it flows.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:01

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LeJackal posted:

Thats okay. I was just checking to see if you were making things up again, arguing in bad faith, etc.

Spoiler alert: You were.

Well, I do hate to be that fellow, but:

DeusExMachinima posted:

...I see what you did there.

But seriously though if you banned handguns or semiauto rifles or whatever, most states just wouldn't enforce the law, witness for example: http://gunwars.news21.com/2014/eight-states-have-passed-laws-voiding-federal-firearms-regulations/ And on occasion idiot feds sticking their poo poo where it don't belong will be found with 30 rounds shot into them. But mostly they'll know to keep their noses clean since they're probably worse shots than your average gunhumper and they know it. Life will go on just fine.

e: also, nobody's going to drone strike anyone or start CW2 either because whichever side orders an airstrike on American soil will get deposed ASAP.

"If there is any sort of a gun ban, states will not enforce the law, and everyone will placidly accept shot-up cops. Nobody will do anything else, because if they do, they will be deposed, presumably by force, by somebody."

Really if y'all have such control I'm amazed that people can even CONCIEVE of the CONCEPT of gun control.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:04

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

LingcodKilla posted:

Sounds good to me. What's the problem? You pacifists would just bend over for anybody in any case. May as well arm everyone to give those with spines a chance.
You'd drop your shorts over a waved fist and choke on cock for a stiff back hand rather than attempt to defend yourself.

lol if you think you wouldn't devolve into a quivering ball of blubbering piss-soaked shame if you were looking down the barrel of a gun. :allears:

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:05

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LingcodKilla posted:

Not every ammosexual is conservative. A great way to reduce crime is to increase schooling and improve access to job markets with public transit. Got a job? Why risk the penalties from crime?

If everyone is to be equal everyone should be armed so those with physical strength can not terrorize the weak.

No no no what you don't understand is that you're actually a Republican, and by virtue of there being guns in your house a Field of Insincerity is projected around all your seemingly earnest claims to support increased social services.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:06

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LingcodKilla posted:

Sounds good to me. What's the problem? You pacifists would just bend over for anybody in any case. May as well arm everyone to give those with spines a chance.
You'd drop your shorts over a waved fist and choke on cock for a stiff back hand rather than attempt to defend yourself.

I'm gonna be real with you that gun control was actually invented as a legislative concept purely to try and evoke new, natural-sounding verbal abuse from others for the benefit of our erotic gratification. It's all been a work; I actually shook Hillary's hand down at the local pistol range earlier in the month.

Sorry you had to find out this way that it was a sex thing. But I guess you kind of figured that out yourself.

SedanChair posted:

No no no what you don't understand is that you're actually a Republican, and by virtue of there being guns in your house a Field of Insincerity is projected around all your seemingly earnest claims to support increased social services.

Is this field related to the Freedom Field that a firearm generates when in circuit with a freedom-loving American, or are they unrelated phenomena?

I would say that some of this is a little disingenuous, because many are the people I have heard who have said "Well, I support basically every aspect of the Democratic agenda, but Diane Feinstein said something about my guns, so I'm gonna vote for Bush/Romney/McCain."

vvv yeah see

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# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:08

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

SedanChair posted:

No no no what you don't understand is that you're actually a Republican, and by virtue of there being guns in your house a Field of Insincerity is projected around all your seemingly earnest claims to support increased social services.

lets be fair here the last thread was full of people who said yeah i'm in favor of programs to fix the other causes so that stricter gun control is necessary, i just won't vote for the people who push for those programs because they're also pro gun control

almost as if they gave a bigger poo poo about guns than fixing problems

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:09

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Literally The Worst posted:

lets be fair here the last thread was full of people who said yeah i'm in favor of programs to fix the other causes so that stricter gun control is necessary, i just won't vote for the people who push for those programs because they're also pro gun control

almost as if they gave a bigger poo poo about guns than fixing problems

in before lejackal asks for a citation like an rear end in a top hat

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:11

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Who What Now posted:

lol if you think you wouldn't devolve into a quivering ball of blubbering piss-soaked shame if you were looking down the barrel of a gun.

Already have had a knife pulled on me twice while working you beta-bitch. Thankfully I'm like a goddamn gun-kata ninja and I had my peacemaker out first to diffuse the problem and go on with my day unstabbed.

Ban knives.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:25

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

If it's unacceptable to fantasize about killing people, you'd think someone, anyone, would have denounced the antisocial fantasies of the gun owners besides people who are pro-gun control. So complaining about someone fantasizing about an American CheKa is obviously in bad faith, because the speaker really believes that fantasizing about shooting BATFE is more acceptable than fantasizing about shooting NRA.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:27

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

LingcodKilla posted:

Already have had a knife pulled on me twice while working you beta-bitch. Thankfully I'm like a goddamn gun-kata ninja and I had my peacemaker out first to diffuse the problem and go on with my day unstabbed.

Ban knives.

You assaulted someone who was using a Swiss Army Knife, not once, but twice? hosed up.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:28

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
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LingcodKilla posted:

Already have had a knife pulled on me twice while working you beta-bitch. Thankfully I'm like a goddamn gun-kata ninja and I had my peacemaker out first to diffuse the problem and go on with my day unstabbed.

Ban knives.

I don't think my kitchen is big enough to hang up a chain gun for cutting vegetables though.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:32

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Effectronica posted:

You assaulted someone who was using a Swiss Army Knife, not once, but twice? hosed up.

Show me on doll where the bad gun touched you.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:32

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Gravel Gravy posted:

I don't think my kitchen is big enough to hang up a chain gun for cutting vegetables though.

What's wrong with a Salad Shooter?

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:33

Effectronica: May 31, 2011; Fallen Rib

LingcodKilla posted:

Show me on doll where the bad gun touched you.

Hmm... I used the phrase "American CheKa" and you start posting in a poorly faked Russian accent. That's plagiarism.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:33

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
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LingcodKilla posted:

What's wrong with a Salad Shooter?

Why does it always have to be a gun with you?

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:34

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Sorry my gun-autism is kicking in. Please explain the joke and I may find it funny in retrospect.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:34

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

LingcodKilla posted:

Already have had a knife pulled on me twice while working you beta-bitch. Thankfully I'm like a goddamn gun-kata ninja and I had my peacemaker out first to diffuse the problem and go on with my day unstabbed.

Ban knives.

Yes, I totally believe that this is a thing that actually happened in real life and not at all something you just made up in your head to fantasize about so you could get your microdick hard. Mmhmm.

EDIT

Also lol that you think getting a knife pulled on you and getting a gun pulled on you are the same.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:41

Gin and Juche: Apr 3, 2008; The Highest Judge of Paradise
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LingcodKilla posted:

Sorry my gun-autism is kicking in. Please explain the joke and I may find it funny in retrospect.

What joke?

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:42

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Who What Now posted:

Yes, I totally believe that this is a thing that actually happened in real life and not at all something you just made up in your head to fantasize about so you could get your microdick hard. Mmhmm.

EDIT

Also lol that you think getting a knife pulled on you and getting a gun pulled on you are the same.

I actually worked as a bouncer in a bar for a few months and there were two guys who attacked me. In both cases the situation was adequately defused because I basically just pushed 'em over on account of they were drunk, and that took the fight out of them.

Sure am glad neither of them was rolling with a strap though!

# ? Oct 25, 2015 01:44

tumblr.txt: Jan 11, 2015; by zen death robot

Who What Now posted:

Also lol that you think getting a knife pulled on you and getting a gun pulled on you are the same.

Either will horribly wound or kill you at short range.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:00

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Who What Now posted:

Yes, I totally believe that this is a thing that actually happened in real life and not at all something you just made up in your head to fantasize about so you could get your microdick hard. Mmhmm.

EDIT

Also lol that you think getting a knife pulled on you and getting a gun pulled on you are the same.

I'm an armored tech. poo poo happens. Having a knife pulled on you at under a few feet is terrible. Not shooting the hobo because he rethought his terrible plan was a bonus.

Hey if my "micro" penis was big enough to make your dad moan then I don't think it qualifies as small or even medium.

Your dad has a huge rear end in a top hat.

Besides you that is.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:11

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 00:52

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

LingcodKilla posted:

I'm an armored tech. poo poo happens. Having a knife pulled on you at under a few feet is terrible. Not shooting the hobo because he rethought his terrible plan was a bonus.

Hey if my "micro" penis was big enough to make your dad moan then I don't think it qualifies as small or even medium.

Your dad has a huge rear end in a top hat.

Besides you that is.

That was, bar none, the clunkiest non-burn I've ever seen in these threads.

# ? Oct 25, 2015 02:19

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