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deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Sheep-Goats posted:

Nigga I tried that poo poo and still bricked half of my loving throws into the grass. These people I was playing with were mostly professional poker players which means basically nerdbergs and one of them would put four in the hole like every third time he was up.

I'm terrible.

my personal cornhole performance depends on the amount of drinks I've had, my sweet spot is not really drunk, but one beer over being good to drive

my focus goes into my sacks, my goal is the hole. the hard part is maintaining the superbuzz

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Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Quarex posted:

Yes this. I am so confused by people using the word cornhole unironically to describe a thing they like to do

People in and around Chicago call that activity "bags". Usually played by lowlifes at White Sox games or at house parties in the suburbs. Hello Elgin!

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

spacemang_spliff posted:

junction city?

i know that's on 70 between salina and manhattan

Yeah

Vitalis Jackson
May 14, 2009

Sun and water are healthy for you -- but not for your hair!
Fun Shoe

Is this Omaha or Lincoln?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Vitalis Jackson posted:

Is this Omaha or Lincoln?

Sure.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Vitalis Jackson posted:

Is this Omaha or Lincoln?

Its omaha, pretty sure lincoln doesn't have 84 streets.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Its omaha, pretty sure lincoln doesn't have 84 streets.

Based on my day there, Lincoln does have 84 streets and you cannot legally park on any of them.

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽


Harminoff fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Oct 25, 2015

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Good poo poo.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Vitalis Jackson posted:

Is this Omaha or Lincoln?

Omaha - 84th and Center, looking west

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


Seaniqua posted:

Omaha - 84th and Center, looking west

it's so beautiful

https://www.google.com/maps/@41.234...!8i6656!6m1!1e1

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

kittiesgomeow
Oct 13, 2008

This avatar cost on average $27.
Parts of MO near Rt 66 give rise to lots of weird sideshow attractions:

The world's largest rocking chair


And the Vacuum Museum


But by far the best thing about Missouri is Barrel Bob, MoDOT's official mascot:



He travels around Missouri and reminds us to Slow Down!

He even has his own facebook page. MoDOT photoshops photos of Bob in order to dress him up in fun outfits:











The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw1qZMPBqtY

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I used to see barrel bob when driving to baseball games, it's kind of sad to hear that it is the DOT's mascot, I thought some highway workers were just having a good time.

kittiesgomeow
Oct 13, 2008

This avatar cost on average $27.
no, he is very much the face of MoDOT.

I am sad to report that they released a statement that someone set Barrel Bob on Fire! :ohdear: however worry not concerned citizen, he is being taken care of and will be back at his post soon.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007



pass this on the drive to see my grandparents. there's another with the other five.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
why the gently caress would anyone want to burn barrel bob? what kind of animal could possibly be offended or angered by his presence?

i think this is an issue we can all come together on, whoever burned barrel bob is a loving rear end in a top hat

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food


Whoa, Barrel Bob seems pretty cool, especially this one.

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkaxfxehOUA

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

they must be showing a pretty sad movie

Snake_in_a_box
Aug 26, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING AN LP SUPERSTAR

The King of Kings Statue (AKA Touchdown Jesus) (AKA Big Butter Jesus) at the Solid Rock Church off of I-75 in Mason, Ohio.




It was struck by lightning and burned to the ground a few years ago.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Snake_in_a_box posted:


The King of Kings Statue (AKA Touchdown Jesus) (AKA Big Butter Jesus) at the Solid Rock Church off of I-75 in Mason, Ohio.




It was struck by lightning and burned to the ground a few years ago.

:lol:

poo poo like this that makes you think there might just be a god

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!



Great Serpent Mound

Hopewell Culture National Historic Park
[img]http://i.imgur.com/hX9KsWX.jpg[/timg]


Cahokia
Midwest has the second best ruins in the USA, next to the Southwest.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
is that a terrible american attempt at a hill fort?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

The Saurus posted:

is that a terrible american attempt at a hill fort?

Dead indians.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
ah, terrible american attempt at a tumulus

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExQgBgm9Z-I

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015




Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

:golfclap: :barf:

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





deep impact on vhs posted:

they must be showing a pretty sad movie

do you masturbate to sad movies?

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Kate gosslin is straight up east coast yo. Once you get out of the city, poo poo changes. Alsothere is a surprising lack of hot women in NYC. There are a few, but not as many as you'd expect.

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe

mike12345 posted:

do you masturbate to sad movies?

good job missing the joke idiot

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Imagine actually living in the midwest, just loving brutal

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







Is this some kind of dumb woman protest or just a place where dumpy moms congregate normally?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Snake_in_a_box posted:


The King of Kings Statue (AKA Touchdown Jesus) (AKA Big Butter Jesus) at the Solid Rock Church off of I-75 in Mason, Ohio.




It was struck by lightning and burned to the ground a few years ago.

Touchdown Jesus was an excellent landmark, and his replacement sucks.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
A small glimpse into my midwest hell




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Modest Mauser
Oct 28, 2009

haljordan posted:

Is this some kind of dumb woman protest or just a place where dumpy moms congregate normally?



It appears to be a Target and those appear to be typical Target customers.
This is apparently the official Ugly Moms of America meeting place, so yes.

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