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I've heard tujague has some hosed up porn.
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I've been getting into some really weird poo poo lately
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Oct 25, 2015 08:10
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Does anyone else find the ferengi sex change episode kinda weird? Like, they force quark to get a sex change against his will. That's kinda rapey to me.
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Oct 25, 2015 08:10
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Tujague posted:I've been getting into some really weird poo poo lately I've heard, kinda hosed up in my humble opinion.
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Oct 25, 2015 08:11
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drilldo squirt posted:I've heard tujague has some hosed up porn. If photocollages of Garret Wang wearing only a loin cloth made of a dusty chalkboard chamois are considered 'hosed up' then I don't want to be anything less.
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Oct 25, 2015 08:13
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Yeah that episode was bad. It was a bad joke, badly carried off, and then ruthlessly hammered into the ground. In my book it's the shittiest DS9 episode, worse than the one with the planet that appears and reappears, the one where Worf and Dax go on vacation to Risa and Ezri Dax's backstory ep.
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Oct 25, 2015 08:14
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drilldo squirt posted:Does anyone else find the ferengi sex change episode kinda weird? Like, they force quark to get a sex change against his will. That's kinda rapey to me. His mother whoring him out to get her political agenda passed feels appropriate though. Ferengi are weird. EDIT: It's a funny episode and I like it tho EDIT EDIT: Bashir's deadpan is the funniest part, he's just kinda there, happy to turn your dick into a Ferengi cashbox if ya know what I mean. He'll even change it back!
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Oct 25, 2015 08:34
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Huh. I just realised Julian must have done both Daxs' medicals. That is super awkward. How do you even deal with that?
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Oct 25, 2015 08:47
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I thought quark just put on a dress? Or does that count as a sex change and I should check my filthy cis privilege? I can never keep up.chaosbreather posted:Huh. I just realised Julian must have done both Daxs' medicals. You'd never know it by most of the episodes, but he does have a full staff working for him. I think it would be more awkward for him to do worf's physical. You put that barbed klingon ding dong into Dax, and she liked it? Well no wonder I never had a chance.
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Oct 25, 2015 09:15
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What are some good weird "something's wrong with everything but everyone thinks I'm crazy" episodes? Watched Remember Me and Parallels with a buddy who hasn't seen much star trek yesterday and realised that those are my favourite kind of star trek thing.
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Oct 25, 2015 09:57
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sinking belle posted:What are some good weird "something's wrong with everything but everyone thinks I'm crazy" episodes? Watched Remember Me and Parallels with a buddy who hasn't seen much star trek yesterday and realised that those are my favourite kind of star trek thing. Voyager had several including the one where the Doctor was mindwiped because his brain broke, and one where everyone was being experimented on by aliens that only Seven could see, but also it's Voyager so
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Oct 25, 2015 10:03
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sinking belle posted:What are some good weird "something's wrong with everything but everyone thinks I'm crazy" episodes? Watched Remember Me and Parallels with a buddy who hasn't seen much star trek yesterday and realised that those are my favourite kind of star trek thing. DS9 Whispers is the best one
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Oct 25, 2015 10:03
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brent spiner trolling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crOFi065r6U
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Oct 25, 2015 10:17
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DS9 just has this crazy spectrum where they can use straight-up political intrigue plots one week and zany sit-com plots the next. TNG had humour but they weren't super wacky and Voyager never ventured too far outside of typical sci-fi fair.
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Oct 25, 2015 10:36
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sinking belle posted:What are some good weird "something's wrong with everything but everyone thinks I'm crazy" episodes? Watched Remember Me and Parallels with a buddy who hasn't seen much star trek yesterday and realised that those are my favourite kind of star trek thing. "Frame of Mind" is a pretty freaky one in that category.
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Oct 25, 2015 14:38
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drilldo squirt posted:Does anyone else find the ferengi sex change episode kinda weird? Like, they force quark to get a sex change against his will. That's kinda rapey to me. What, excuse me? I could of sworn I'd seen every DS9 episode but I don't remember that! What episode is that?
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Oct 25, 2015 14:46
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Jim Barris posted:What, excuse me? I could of sworn I'd seen every DS9 episode but I don't remember that! What episode is that? Its 2015 dude, google pays thousands of PhD's to ensure that you only need to google "ferengi sex change episode" and the first result will be the correct one. If anything, its a better future than Brannon Braga could ever envision.
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Oct 25, 2015 14:51
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Tighclops posted:You guys think Garrett Wang hot boxed the Delta Flyer? i would
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Oct 25, 2015 15:03
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Jim Barris posted:What, excuse me? I could of sworn I'd seen every DS9 episode but I don't remember that! What episode is that? "Profit and Lace", not to be confused with the episode where Quark dates the female Ferengi masquerading as a male or the episode where they put Quark's head aon a female body in the holodeck.
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Oct 25, 2015 18:58
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frame of mind owns owns owns, frakes is awesome in that ep
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Oct 25, 2015 19:35
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counterfeitsaint posted:DS9 Whispers is the best one Yeah, this is a great one to watch if you haven't seen it already. Season 2, episode 14.
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Oct 25, 2015 20:58
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The episode "Non-Sequitor" from season 1, is the middling voyager version of Trek's "everyone thinks I'm mad but it's the universe that's wrong!" trope. It's okay, even though it's a Harry Kim episode. But the girlfriend is the worst actress... "HAAAAAARRY"
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Oct 25, 2015 21:12
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MikeJF posted:Yeah, so it makes even more sense to just have a bunch of little single-man-sized holopods. Just holosuits. You get into a black rubber outfit suspended from a set of tethers that seals you off from outside senses and you can privately engage in any recreational activity of your choosing from your own quarters. (Federation Holo Story: Enterprise) JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Oct 26, 2015 |
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Oct 26, 2015 05:05
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The holodeck works the way it does because the iconic arch/doorway into the holodeck is really good television. It demonstrates that the characters are entering or exiting make-believe land in a striking, concise way that everyone can understand, without the actors having to climb in and out of fetish gear or jack in to the cybermatrix with skull diodes.
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Oct 26, 2015 21:03
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I dunno, considering how frequently the holodeck takes a huge poo poo and almost kills everyone and/or hijacks the flagship of the Federation, maybe Earth isn't as safe and boring as it seems
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Oct 26, 2015 21:43
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Eh, with no one dying from cars or guns any more, a couple thousand people a year dying horribly in holo-mishaps could be just seen as the acceptable cost of living in the modern world.
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Oct 26, 2015 21:54
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Entropic posted:Eh, with no one dying from cars or guns any more, a couple thousand people a year dying horribly in holo-mishaps could be just seen as the acceptable cost of living in the modern world. Yeah, tell me you wouldn't keep using a holodeck. poo poo, if 1 out of a million Occulus Rift users heads explodes I might still do that. Ambrose Burnside posted:i would Hasn't he literally claimed that in interview, backed by his fellow actors?
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Oct 26, 2015 21:56
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The people who died were mostly doing dumb poo poo anyway. My theory is that Earth is only a utopia in Star Trek because Section 31 is using space drugs to keep the entire planet in a satisfied, passive, unambitious stupor. The ambitious people all get channelled into Starfleet where they can be shipped off to space to get blown up by borgs or whatever. This explains why there's no new culture beyond what was public domain in 1989; everyone on the planet is just too dull to produce any worthwhile art, they're too busy playing Sherlock Holmes and The Case Of the Risan Vixens in the holosuite.
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Oct 26, 2015 22:03
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Leading cause of death: Moriarty and/or Sheriff of Nottingham Second: Console blast to the face during thunderstorm Third: Bad clams from Sisko's
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Oct 26, 2015 22:17
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In honor of Tujague's repeated angry outbursts and of DS9's position as best trek I propose someone design a "Steamed Azna" gang tag
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Oct 26, 2015 22:19
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I'm pretty sure Garrett Wang and someone else liked to hotbox the Delta Flyer set together but I forget who
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Oct 26, 2015 22:21
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Tujague posted:Second: Console blast to the face during thunderstorm The stories tell of a lost technology from before the eugenics wars known as "few-zez" that had the power to prevent needless explosions.
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Oct 26, 2015 22:22
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Luigi Thirty posted:I'm pretty sure Garrett Wang and someone else liked to hotbox the Delta Flyer set together but I forget who I'd guess Robert Beltran and/or Robert Duncan McNeill
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Oct 26, 2015 22:25
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I need a new Miles O'Brien av, like my old one only newer, shinier, and cooler
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Oct 26, 2015 22:27
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JediTalentAgent posted:Just holosuits. You get into a black rubber outfit suspended from a set of tethers that seals you off from outside senses and you can privately engage in any recreational activity of your choosing from your own quarters. Riker's not answering the door, you walk in and he's just dangling there, thrusting away
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Oct 26, 2015 22:43
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shadow puppet of a posted:In honor of Tujague's repeated angry outbursts and of DS9's position as best trek I propose someone design a "Steamed Azna" gang tag I've never made a gang tag before. Something like this?  Also Pham Nuwen posted:Riker's not answering the door, you walk in and he's just dangling there, thrusting away New thread title!
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Oct 27, 2015 02:44
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Entropic posted:The stories tell of a lost technology from before the eugenics wars known as "few-zez" that had the power to prevent needless explosions. Under one of the lesser-known terms of the Treaty of Algeron, the Federation agreed not to pursue fuse technology. But it's not all one-sided, the Romulans are stuck using fountain pens since they agreed not to develop ballpoints.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:29
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Powered Descent posted:Under one of the lesser-known terms of the Treaty of Algeron, the Federation agreed not to pursue fuse technology. But it's not all one-sided, the Romulans are stuck using fountain pens since they agreed not to develop ballpoints. Muauahahahahhahaha but the treaty said nothing about felt-tip!
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Oct 27, 2015 10:18
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Also surely our gang tag is Dukat Was Right
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Oct 27, 2015 11:39
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Make it so.
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