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Doctor_Fruitbat posted:Now I know I haven't been the best goon. In fact, while you're up there yak yak yak-ing, I'm usually sleeping or mentally undressing the female goons. Female goons? Highly dubious...
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jscolon2.0 posted:Female goons? Highly dubious...  Are you asking me out?
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Oct 25, 2015 03:27
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Done and done. And I mean done.
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TMMadman posted:I will now read these special vows which Class3KillStorm has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Boardroom Jimmy, take Class3KillStorm, in richness and in poorness, poorness is underlined, in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated... and it goes on like this. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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TMMadman posted:I will now read these special vows which Class3KillStorm has prepared for this occasion. Do you, Boardroom Jimmy, take Class3KillStorm, in richness and in poorness, poorness is underlined, in impotence and in potence, in quiet solitude or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated... and it goes on like this. Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
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Class3KillStorm posted:Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster's dictionary describes a wedding as: the process of removing weeds from one's garden. I could've been the flower girl. And I wouldn't keep falling down either.
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DizzyBum posted:I could've been the flower girl. And I wouldn't keep falling down either. Well now that would be delightfu- ...Shut up, DizzyBum.
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Oct 25, 2015 17:30
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. It's like I'm Marvel and you're DC.
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Oct 25, 2015 18:03
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Writer Cath posted:It's like I'm Marvel and you're DC. A lifetime of reading comic books and all I can say is, LIFE WELL SPENT!
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Oct 25, 2015 18:51
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Writer Cath posted:It's like I'm Marvel and you're DC. Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters.
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Oct 25, 2015 19:02
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters. Boardroom Jimmy, I don't want to alarm you but there may be a bogeyman or bogeymen in the house.
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Oct 25, 2015 19:26
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Oh, sure, give me the one with all the monsters. In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. Don't worry, it's just a name.
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Oct 25, 2015 19:34
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TMMadman posted:In that case I sentence you to a lifetime of horror on Monster Island. But it comes with a free frogurt!
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Oct 25, 2015 19:42
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DizzyBum posted:But it comes with a free frogurt! That;s good!
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Mooseontheloose posted:That;s good! The Frogurt is also cursed 
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DarklyDreaming posted:The Frogurt is also cursed Can I go now? 
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Mooseontheloose posted:A lifetime of reading comic books and all I can say is, LIFE WELL SPENT! Oooh, I wasted my life.
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Oct 25, 2015 21:49
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IMJack posted:Oooh, I wasted my life. Now make like my pants, and split! 
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Root Bear posted:Now make like my pants, and split! Are you the creator of Hi and Louis? Because you are making me laugh.
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BigDave posted:Are you the creator of Hi and Louis? Because you are making me laugh. No banging your head against the display case, please. It contains a very rare 'Mary Worth' in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you.
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Everything Counts posted:No banging your head against the display case, please. It contains a very rare 'Mary Worth' in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide. Thank you. But Everything Counts -- oh well, he's happy. I'm going to keep the Mary Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again.
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TMMadman posted:But Everything Counts -- oh well, he's happy. I'm going to keep the Mary Worth phone right here. Her stern but sensible face will remind me never to do anything so stupid again. Hey TMMadman, you want to go play with that X-ray machine in the abandoned hospital?
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Class3KillStorm posted:Hey TMMadman, you want to go play with that X-ray machine in the abandoned hospital? The bakery downtown caught fire and now the whole area smells like cookies! Wanna go smell?
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Oct 25, 2015 23:45
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IMJack posted:Oooh, I wasted my life. Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and made $600 last year. Bart! Don't make fun of grad students. They just made a terrible life choice.
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Do over Ham posted:Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and made $600 last year. Yeah, well he's got something you university eggheads will never have.... life. experience. 
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, well he's got something you university eggheads will never have.... life. experience. Actually, you know, I wrote my thesis on life experience, and-- 
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Do over Ham posted:Actually, you know, I wrote my thesis on life experience, and-- 
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ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES!
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Oct 26, 2015 03:16
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Jerusalem posted:ENJOY YOUR DEATH TRAP, LADIES! Talk to the hand.
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Jerusalem posted:Yeah, well he's got something you university eggheads will never have.... life. experience. Your bra bomb better work, Nerdlinger!
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Oct 26, 2015 03:39
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Do over Ham posted:Talk to the hand. You robbed me of my manhood!
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Oct 26, 2015 03:39
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:You robbed me of my manhood! That's petty theft. 
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Do over Ham posted:Look at me, I'm a grad student. I'm 30 years old and made $600 last year. BigDave and I both have our Masters'. But not Jerusalem; he just showed up the day the forums opened and they gave him the job!
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Jerusalem posted:I didn't even know what a Samson's Quick Thread was! Oh, pardon me, Santos, if that is your real name, Jerusalem...
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Jerusalem posted:I didn't even know what a Samson's Quick Thread was! So you would hear "r"s as "b"s? 
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After The War posted:So you would hear "r"s as "b"s? Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
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