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Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Coincidentally, this is my numero uno pickup line at the bars.

Very deep and mysterious. I bet it works pretty well.

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

And then you play the Smiths the morning after to complete the romantic facade just before you hang yourself in front of her.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

And then you play the Smiths the morning after to complete the romantic facade just before you hang yourself in front of her.

elliott smith always works better for me

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah but there is a light that never goes out.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah but there is a light that never goes out.

I hope your coffee mug breaks apart at the handle.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

But it says "this charming man" on it...

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉



No childish behavior for adults.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

I love it because I've had to personally deal with this poo poo before. I would've loved to see a sign out front to shame them.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I like the one that has the lines about "basic standards of hygiene" in it.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Gorilla Salad posted:

I like the one that has the lines about "basic standards of hygiene" in it.

It has to be repeated over and over in gaming stores across the nation

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It has to be repeated over and over in gaming stores across the nation



If thou make a man decide betwixt thine grammar and mine odour. Verily one shall know yours to be the more repellently vile! Good Day!

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
The new Final Fantasy is loooking good

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
The last three are even funnier than the google one.

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer
computer, get me a printout of mr. oyster smiling

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?
thank mr oyster

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

It has to be repeated over and over in gaming stores across the nation



This should be in every pack of magic cards. My god magic events are horrible. My friend's wife brought him some dinner at one. She got about 15 feet from the open door, turned around and called him from the car. Told him he can pick up his food. She hasn't come anywhere near another one since.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

BANME.sh posted:

computer, get me a printout of mr. oyster smiling

:backtowork:

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Arx Monolith
May 4, 2007

Ugato posted:

She got about 15 feet from the open door, turned around and called him from the car.

I was told by my father in law that his sons game store smelled like the color brown. He was 100% correct. I never understood the phrase "The air was thick with.." until I walked into a soft wall of stink lines.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.


Goddamnit. I've had that happen so many times.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

I can't explain the rage this picture brings.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

CobiWann posted:

I can't explain the rage this picture brings.

gently caress you Aztecs. gently caress you to hell!

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Too many loving times.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Welp, so much for a Diplomatic win. If I cant have it, then it can burn in your nuclear hell of a city.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

tribbledirigible posted:

Welp, so much for a Diplomatic win. If I cant have it, then it can burn in your nuclear hell of a city.

Woah settle down there, Gandhi.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Literally today :argh:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Ugato posted:

This should be in every pack of magic cards. My god magic events are horrible. My friend's wife brought him some dinner at one. She got about 15 feet from the open door, turned around and called him from the car. Told him he can pick up his food. She hasn't come anywhere near another one since.

Magic: the Gathering would be a pretty fun game if it weren't for the players.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Tiggum posted:

Magic: the Gathering would be a pretty fun game if it weren't for the players.

That's true of most popular multiplayer games, sadly.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Except... wouldn't that mean "keep off dune unless shortening the way"? IE they're cool with it as long as you're taking a short cut? :haw:

Hyperlynx has a new favorite as of 11:31 on Oct 27, 2015

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Oh he's definitely going to get some imaginative play in his bedroom alright. Especially with no TV or videogames for a few weeks.

And no sandwich either.

Ronnie
May 13, 2009

Just in case.
Well I thought it was funny.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
It was alright. It's what "Y" stands for, anyway.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Ronnie posted:

Well I thought it was funny.



I dunno why but it annoys me that this manchild is a multi millionaire.

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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

I dunno why but it annoys me that this manchild is a multi millionaire.

There are people out there who are billionaires through inheritance and do nothing to earn it, and gleefully perpetuate whatever slavery their ancestors imposed to continue their lives of hedonism.

PDP isn't one of them, but he's still pretty drat bad.

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