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What else is an RC-135 mechanic qualified to do when he gets out?
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ha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHkjM-3lUDk
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Oct 26, 2015 04:42
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Should have been a shot of someone trying to get a computer at least 8 years old to actually work followed by 26 more seconds of airmen doing bitch work forever.
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Oct 26, 2015 05:01
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As someone who's not in the air force actually seeing an Ad of Gen. Welsh after reading like 10 posts talking about that email he sent basically locking him in as a dumbass, I enjoyed it
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Oct 26, 2015 05:17
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It's one of the better commercials (because it's airplane porn).
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Oct 26, 2015 06:20
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"I'm General Mark Welsh. These are my heroes, and we are American Airmen. Now give me your cell phones and form a single file line against the wall."
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Oct 26, 2015 06:36
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So does anyone who bought the GiP dick book automatically qualify for an Article 15 now? If so, still worth it.
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Oct 26, 2015 07:00
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Holy poo poo, are we back to Aim High?
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Oct 26, 2015 07:56
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Sort of, they combined that and one of the stupid ones. Aim High was a good slogan. I'm apparently one of the few who liked Above All, too. gently caress yeah it's smug, that's the point.
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Oct 26, 2015 08:10
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When I went through Lackland they started making all the trainees in the flight say 'Aim High' before using the bathroom because some of them were too stupid to not piss all over the floor. That really should have been a red flag about the organization I was joining.
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Oct 26, 2015 08:44
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Godholio posted:Aim High was a good slogan. I'm apparently one of the few who liked Above All, too. gently caress yeah it's smug, that's the point.
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Oct 26, 2015 11:34
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Aim High was repeated multiple times in a video they played to set the atmosphere at the 3rd quarter awards ceremony today but I kind of checked out when the narrator said "hundreds of thousands of terabytes of data flashing past in a nanosecond".
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Oct 26, 2015 12:07
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Joke's on you for going to any awards ceremony, including your own
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Oct 26, 2015 14:02
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The best was when I got the call asking why I was late to my own promotion ceremony (e4), because we didn't have enough manning to let me leave.
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Oct 26, 2015 14:56
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standard.deviant posted:I think it was dumped less because of smugness and more because of the accidental Nazi callback. We beat them, we get their stuff.
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Oct 26, 2015 15:30
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Godholio posted:We beat them, we get their stuff. Sound logic.
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Oct 26, 2015 16:36
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The last promotion ceremony I ever went to had three of our guys getting promoted. First dude goes up and I yell "Yeah PMEL, alright!" and clap a bit or whatever. Next dude it's "PMEL strikes again, yeah!" The third dude it turned into "OHHHHH, PMEL WITH THE THREE-FER!!" I got some weird looks but who gives a poo poo.
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Oct 26, 2015 16:43
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xsf421 posted:The best was when I got the call asking why I was late to my own promotion ceremony (e4), because we didn't have enough manning to let me leave. I've yet to have someone give me a good reason for why E4s deserve promotion ceremonies other than 'we bought too much award paper a few years back'
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Oct 26, 2015 20:13
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Larry Parrish posted:I've yet to have someone give me a good reason for why E4s deserve promotion ceremonies other than 'we bought too much award paper a few years back' The only good thing about mine was watching the commander's eye twitch when they brought out my cake:  I asked for the least military cake my supervisor could find.
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Oct 26, 2015 20:54
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xsf421 posted:The only good thing about mine was watching the commander's eye twitch when they brought out my cake: Someone dropped the ball when they spelled your correctly.
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Oct 26, 2015 20:59
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Someone dropped the ball when they spelled your correctly. and not turning the rainbow in to a full on gay pride flag
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Oct 26, 2015 21:18
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Any of you nerds know anything about Buckley?
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Oct 27, 2015 01:46
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No, but my buddy who was stationed there for a few years said it was a pretty great being in Denver.
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Oct 27, 2015 01:56
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Salute designated vehicles! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ-svJcqkRc
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Oct 27, 2015 01:57
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Amn pizzuto owns. just chilling givin no fucks
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Oct 27, 2015 02:24
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xaarman posted:Salute designated vehicles! thanks that's all i needed to know
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Oct 27, 2015 02:35
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Someone post Bagram Batman e: I really need to get one of my guys at KAF to make Kandahar...I dunno, Catwoman seems obvious but that could go really badly. Probably Riddler, that seems most appropriate. Riddle me this, riddle me that, do you ever get to stop coming here? iyaayas01 fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 03:41
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TheWhiteNightmare posted:Any of you nerds know anything about Buckley? Spent some time with some guard guys out of there while I was in Kunsan last year. They all love it. Don't live in Aurora unless you want to get stabbed. If you want me to ask them some more, PM me and I can find out.
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Oct 27, 2015 03:51
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iyaayas01 posted:Someone post Bagram Batman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSjr24zl85o It should be Kandahar Catwoman. And it should go badly enough that you become legend. Nobody's in the Air Force forever. Gotta make it count.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:03
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xaarman posted:Salute designated vehicles! i hear if you run to your car to avoid retreat he loving eats you that base is locked up tight with general nightmare panther in charge
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Oct 27, 2015 05:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JERh7EtiwyI Hey, check it out, it's that place in Southwest Asia! On 60 minutes! Just wanna burn down those racks behind the JICC.
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Oct 27, 2015 06:01
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^I can see my seat in that still. And I love the editing on that Buck Lee video. TheWhiteNightmare posted:Any of you nerds know anything about Buckley? Denver was almost always an overnight stop when I drove home on leave. At the time Buckley didn't have any lodging but there was supposedly a plan to build some, dunno if that's happened yet. It's a space base, pretty small, but it's in the Denver metro so it's probably a good deal. It's on the east side of town (closer to Kansas, farther from mountains) but close to the interstate. I've stayed at a couple of the hotels in that area. It's not bad, as far as "right off base" goes. Godholio fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 06:18
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Why can't any of our fancy command centers and operations floors look like the movies? It would totally improve morale if you had a fancy see-through mapwall like Stargate.
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Oct 27, 2015 07:27
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iyaayas01 posted:don't think the thought hasn't crossed my mind In other subforums, we joke about FSB interns reading this forum 8 hours a day, to try to figure out how the GiP boys maintain their unparalleled record of inebriation.
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Keldoclock posted:In other subforums, we joke about FSB interns reading this forum 8 hours a day, to try to figure out how the GiP boys maintain their unparalleled record of inebriation. I wish GIP had 8 hours of new posts a day. I run out halfway through my shift 
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Oct 27, 2015 22:48
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There's no way in hell I'd browse these forums at work.
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Oct 28, 2015 01:44
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http://www.docdroid.net/kCfNqTe/fy16-prior-service-afsc-list.xlsx.html we need to hire over a page's worth of maintainer AFSCs because we treat them like garbage and they get out also lol at all the comm/counter/nav systems guys we need, I guess collapsing three separate specialties into a single field didn't work out for us, too bad anyone that knew anything got out already edit: huh I wonder if it's a bad thing that we need to hire more EW maintainers on what appears to be literally every platform we own? Prop Wash fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Oct 28, 2015 |
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Oct 28, 2015 03:53
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lol I can't remember if it was the "we'll let you back in" prior service list or one of the other ones that was literally "were/are you an AFSC that starts with 2A (we don't care about the rest of it)? Did you get out somewhere between the rank of SrA and MSgt? Congratulations, we want you back!!"
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I am eagerly awaiting being hounded by reserve recruiters when I get out. I did my mandatory reserve briefing and the guy said he could get me a job right now as a 1B and I could even do multiple weekends a month if I wanted to. I'm not terribly interested in giving up six months of my life to go back to tech school for a few hundred bucks a month.
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3N1X1 So the Air Force was like "oh poo poo, we are down a trombonist" 
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