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lol what the gently caress is the meat?
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mike12345 posted:So basically the US is about garbage food, emptiness, and capitalism. Naw, the Midwest does have a decent amount of countryside which is actually pretty nice in comparison to living in the inner city or anywhere else for that matter. Small cities kind of suck but there's enough cities with 30-50k people that are awesome. We do have capitalism, guns, hot bitches, The Big Bang Theory show, and abortions. So it's a good country.
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theultimo posted:Climax, MN is better As the joke goes: "Fertile woman killed in Climax" ![]() Don't even get me started about Grygla and Skime. Consider also the Winger-Erskine-Mcintosh major metropolitan area. Normally referred to as a megalopolis similar to New York City or Los Angeles, it is a regional hub where literally dozens of people live.
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Business Gorillas posted:lol what the gently caress is the meat? cumshitter posted:Chicago had Bozo the Clown. Krusty the Klown's voice is actually based on Bozo's. Dan Castellanetta came up through Second City Chicago, so he would have been familiar with the show. Anyway, in every episode of the Bozo Show Bozo would pick a child from the audience to play Bozo's Buckets.
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cumshitter posted:Chicago had Bozo the Clown. Krusty the Klown's voice is actually based on Bozo's. Dan Castellanetta came up through Second City Chicago, so he would have been familiar with the show. Anyway, in every episode of the Bozo Show Bozo would pick a child from the audience to play Bozo's Buckets. Excuse me, it was the Grand Prize Game. ![]() And I can personally vouch for the quality of this product: http://www.amazon.com/Bozo-Bucket-Bonanza-Grand-Prize/dp/B006396D0S
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MurderBot posted:I was raised in Kansas, went to college in Manhattan Kansas, small-ish college town that was a lot better than where I am now. the flint hills are nice for sure. I drove US-56 across most of the state and the drive from mcpherson to olathe is surpisingly scenic on that road
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thanks for reminding me why i like the midwest.
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Nash Regex posted:thanks for reminding me why i like the midwest. I like how they indicate they are a speed trap. According to sign laws you can't have a destination and speed limit sign attached to the same right of way. Lol
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spacemang_spliff posted:the flint hills are nice for sure. Yep, fortunately if you need civilization you can hit up Manhattan up north, or Emporia to the east. It's also surprisingly easy to drive across that area, what with Kansas expanding many of the highways to double lanes. Its a shame country music has made the midwest seem loving stupid.
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MurderBot posted:I was raised in Kansas, went to college in Manhattan Kansas, small-ish college town that was a lot better than where I am now. a surprisingly not terrible picture of kansas congrats
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Monkey Fracas posted:the guy across the street with the sign that simply says "DONUTS" throws his hat on the ground and stomps on it pretty good post monkey fracas, kutgw
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MurderBot posted:Yep, fortunately if you need civilization you can hit up Manhattan up north, or Emporia to the east. It's also surprisingly easy to drive across that area, what with Kansas expanding many of the highways to double lanes. ![]() Frostwerks posted:a surprisingly not terrible picture of kansas congrats ![]() ![]()
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Booblord Zagats posted:The super markets in AZ carry it we have it in the south and it kinda sucks. has no bite to speak of which is shameful for a ginger drink
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Did someone post Pizza Ranch yet?![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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speaking as a local, this guy is 40% of all teenagers in the midwest
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More fried chicken less vegetables plz And I would say the combo of pizza and fried chicken seems weird, but pizza and wings is a thing, so hey, why not include the rest of the bird
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There is a Pizza Ranch in my town and I've never been there but that series of pics honestly is an alright encouragement to go try it
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It's like a step above CiCis as I recall. Pizza Ranch is where my grandpa always chose to go on his birthday.
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notZaar posted:America's best looking men's room is in the Midwest. Specifically in Sheboygan, Wisconsin: That IS a good looking restroom. I'd totally take a poo poo there.
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fakeaccount posted:That IS a good looking restroom. I'd totally take a poo poo there. Then you WILL DIE there
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Every so often an all you can eat buffet is exactly what the doctor ordered. I love going to equivalent of a feed lot and eat the most unhealthy poo poo that comes to mind, while people watching those with portable oxygen stuff their face with chicken and pizza, or the dude who is eating his third helping of mac N cheese with his Insulin pen literally next to his knife on the table. It's a great hangover cure and makes you feel so much better about whatever status your life is in.
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theultimo posted:Climax, MN is better I love visiting tiny dying towns like this. There's always one or two little things to make them unique and then nothing.
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Parmesan Basil posted:I love visiting tiny dying towns like this. There's always one or two little things to make them unique and then nothing. Brants Meat Market in Wilson Kansas has absolutely the best meat that you can find. The sage pork is ungodly amazing. gently caress, all of this talk of the midwest makes me miss it. ![]()
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Has soemeone posted a picture of an airplane window cuz that's the midwest to me
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Alan Smithee posted:Has soemeone posted a picture of an airplane window I actually own a t-shirt very much like this one: ![]() edit: But mine says Des Moines instead of Iowa and has a plane instead of a map.
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![]() Macs is legit good though, great place to take the family. Just look at this menu http://macandcheeseshop.com/macs
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I bought free range chickens out of a back alley garage from a crazy religious sect. The women were dressed in long rear end skirts and looked like farm workers from dust bowl photos. They talked amongst themselves in German while we did discreet chicken business. It felt very oddly American
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Harminoff posted:
I bet Luke Gatti would gently caress up the number 5
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Booblord Zagats posted:The super markets in AZ carry it We got a poo poo ton of Michigan refugees who fled here from their ice blasted Hoth-hole.
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Goodpancakes posted:I bought free range chickens out of a back alley garage from a crazy religious sect. The women were dressed in long rear end skirts and looked like farm workers from dust bowl photos. They talked amongst themselves in German while we did discreet chicken business. stroszek's america https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcoqeNdMAfA Blue Train fucked around with this message at 02:03 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Harminoff posted:
Ate at the sun prairie one 2 weeks ago. Legit yo
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deep impact on vhs posted:they must be showing a pretty sad movie I'm the hobo in the lower left corner jackin' it to a sad movie. Or it could be a dog jackin' it, not sure.
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cumshitter posted:Bozo's Buckets was basically five red beer cups in a line that the kid stood in front of. The first one was so close it was right at the kid's feet. Each one after that was a foot away. The kids had to get a ping pong ball in each one. If they made it to the last one they got a $100 bill. i wanted to see what this was like and found this clip where bozo asks a kid how he got a black eye and the kid answers my dad hit me don't worry it's funnier than it sounds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxZpazXqDUE
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Possibly Chicken posted:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_in_the_United_States ctrl f "iowa" 0 of 0
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Breadallelogram posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_in_the_United_States To be fair, John Wayne Gacy did live in Iowa for a time and committed his first known sexual assault there!
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Breadallelogram posted:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_in_the_United_States There's no point in killing people in Iowa, they're already dead.
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kindermord posted:i wanted to see what this was like and found this clip where bozo asks a kid how he got a black eye and the kid answers my dad hit me lol You're such a bozo, bozo
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Lordshmee posted:This is I71 between Xenia and Columbus, yeah? Always a pick-me-up. About 50 miles north of there is a pretty good montage of, "Traveller - Prepare to meet THY GOD!" I'll have to snag a picture. I thought that looked familiar, isn't there a barn with a big Confederate flag painted on the roof and what looks like three burnt crosses in the yard in that general vicinity? I know I've passed it going north on 71.
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OctoberBlues posted:To be fair, John Wayne Gacy did live in Iowa for a time and committed his first known sexual assault there! oh poo poo, that's right
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