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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


That loving squeal when he gets hit the first time.

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

pookerbug posted:

The hell? Did they fill those with loving hydrogen?

We need helium for MRI machines and it's a finite resource, quit wasting it in party balloons.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
And for certain types of welding and other industrial uses that can't be preformed with other supplemental gasses like argon and where using hydrogen is too dangerous.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

C.M. Kruger posted:

And for certain types of welding and other industrial uses that can't be preformed with other supplemental gasses like argon and where using hydrogen is too dangerous.

Argon, helium, hydrogen, which on is different than the others?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Bip Roberts posted:

Argon, helium, hydrogen, which on is different than the others?

Argon, because it starts with A. :colbert:

Those two morons in the gif (pronounced "jiff") were probably filling an empty balloon with butane from a cigarette lighter.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bip Roberts posted:

Argon, helium, hydrogen, which on is different than the others?

Ignoble gasses are so gauche

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Crosspost from the dashcam thread.

LloydDobler posted:

This video is going around my Volvo circles right now, some guys in an S60R get lucky and spot a friend's stolen S60 and chase it down to a happy ending.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgpwirJQnls

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Bip Roberts posted:

When I live Scotland we watched the PSA where the kid got his football cleats stuck in the train tracks then the train cut off his arms and legs.

He was called Bobby in the film iirc.

Dear Prudence
Sep 3, 2012

-Zydeco- posted:

Crosspost from the dashcam thread.

This is some good freude. I wonder where she was going and how she thought she'd get away. As soon as I suspected I was being followed and i was in a stolen car, I'd ditch it and run. She had so much time to do that before a cop car ever showed up. What a dummy.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

All those failed proposals, they didn't include this one-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAvMgOO1ZIw

Where the woman rejected him on account of his dick being too small. He went on to make a very cringeworthy documentary where he experiments with penis enlargement procedures. The most :magical: bit is when he goes to Africa (I think, been a while since I watched it) where he he is about to get his dick injected with some sort of goo, but flakes out at the last minute.

It is/was on Netflix, team it with The Final Member (the story of the Icelandic Penis Museum's attempts to get a human schlong, it starts off crazy then goes downright :stare: when Elmo and his owner appear on the scene) for your double dick feature night.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Weatherman posted:

filling an empty balloon with butane from a cigarette lighter.

Don't give me a great idea for the next time I'm drunk.

heck, I'm always drunk, brb

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
http://g1.globo.com/pr/parana/noticia/2015/10/video-que-mostra-parede-caindo-em-cima-de-pedreiro-viraliza-na-internet.html



Dat dude got hosed UUUUUPPPPP.

He lived, obviously, but still, YOUCH.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander has a new favorite as of 15:10 on Oct 27, 2015

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Not everyone speaks Spanish, friendo.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

RareAcumen posted:

Twitter sociopath

Millennial thread is one over.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I refuse to believe any of you think that last one actually happened as presented

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!
No kidding. It probably went something like:

"Hey wouldn't it be funny if I got enough twitter replies you'd go lay on the grass and pretend like I kicked you off?"

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Crow Jane posted:

Yellow Skittles and Starburst are okay, but any points they may score for yellow candy being not completely terrible are more than made up for by the horrors that are Peeps and anything that uses that horrible artificial banana flavor.

While the banana flavor you're talking about is artificial, the reason it tastes so different from a "real" banana is because it's flavored like a Gros Michel banana, rather than the Cavendish banana that you're used to. Due to a banana plague in the 1950s, the Gros Michel was completely wiped out in the South American and African farms that exported to the US. The plant is apparently still grown in Thailand and exported throughout Asia, so the schadenfruede is that we don't get the better tasting banana here in the US :(

TyrsHTML
May 13, 2004


The last 2 said the amount of time (1 year and "a few months"), but I wonder how many of the rest were "we have been together for only a little bit, now marry me!" and are shocked when the woman thinks its way way too early for that call.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



-Zydeco- posted:

Crosspost from the dashcam thread.

Tulsa? Stay gold, Ponygirl

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/27/u...v=top-news&_r=0

Stay cold Ponygirl

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.


Wait, she cryogenically froze herself and died? How was that not the expected result? :psyduck:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Cryotherapy is not Cryogenics.

It's the idea that cold = healing, and has just as much evidence as crystals = healing.

Obviously I'm discounting when said cold is applied by an actual doctor, such as freezing off a wart or the like.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Elfface posted:

Cryotherapy is not Cryogenics.

It's the idea that cold = healing, and has just as much evidence as crystals = healing.

Obviously I'm discounting when said cold is applied by an actual doctor, such as freezing off a wart or the like.

Crystals do heal people though. Ever since I've been carrying around this energy crystal that I bought from Sedona, AZ I have not had hand cramps. Basically it works by focusing the life energies from Sedona into the toxins in your hand that cause the cramps. Its all proven and totally works. Buy these crystals guys!

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Elfface posted:

Cryotherapy is not Cryogenics.

It's the idea that cold = healing, and has just as much evidence as crystals = healing.


I'm not saying it works, but there is a modicum of science behind their reasoning. Something about increased blood flow to the core initially and then to the extremities when you warm up. Applying cold after workouts/playing is a pretty standard thing to do (icing down pitchers, cold tubs for athletes), so it's not completely ludicrous like crystals putting out invisible energy or something.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

VanSandman posted:

Not everyone speaks Spanish, friendo.

It's in Portuguese, so try reading it again!

Sywert of Thieves
Nov 7, 2005

The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Elfface posted:

Cryotherapy is not Cryogenics.

It's the idea that cold = healing, and has just as much evidence as crystals = healing.

Obviously I'm discounting when said cold is applied by an actual doctor, such as freezing off a wart or the like.

You're right, I read up on cryotherapy and in the sort of cryotherapy from the article (sitting in -100C air) it seems the effect is almost entirely subjective.

And the Wiki article also lists the accident. :v:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

canyoneer posted:

It's in Portuguese, so try reading it again!

Portugal? Pffft, you can keep Spain's foreskin thank you very much.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

VanSandman posted:

Not everyone speaks Spanish, friendo.

Are you on Chrome? Right click ---> Translate to English.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I'm not saying it works, but there is a modicum of science behind their reasoning. Something about increased blood flow to the core initially and then to the extremities when you warm up. Applying cold after workouts/playing is a pretty standard thing to do (icing down pitchers, cold tubs for athletes), so it's not completely ludicrous like crystals putting out invisible energy or something.

Just because you can't see those crystal energies....

Ice also is excellent for bad backs where enlarged muscles will compress spinal nerves.:colbert:

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


as far as ways to die go i heard freezing to death isn't too bad after the first 20 minutes or whatever but i couldnt help recalling the scene from final destination

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aqs5K7m4AA

lol just watched it again

:nms:

im pooping! has a new favorite as of 17:49 on Oct 27, 2015

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

TyrsHTML posted:

The last 2 said the amount of time (1 year and "a few months"), but I wonder how many of the rest were "we have been together for only a little bit, now marry me!" and are shocked when the woman thinks its way way too early for that call.

A person who thinks that dressing up in a suit and proposing in a food court while his buddy sings an incredibly bad version of "Sweet Caroline" is really bad at making decisions, regardless of how long the relationship had been ongoing to that point.

im pooping! posted:

as far as ways to die go i heard freezing to death isn't too bad after the first 20 minutes or whatever but i couldnt help recalling the scene from final destination

Aerobicide did that first. I believe that Death Spa also had a tanning bed death.

InfiniteZero has a new favorite as of 17:53 on Oct 27, 2015

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njAs6eFP6xk, I think it was linked in the old thread.

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009
Catenfreude:

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Bubblyblubber posted:

Reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njAs6eFP6xk, I think it was linked in the old thread.

Did the cameraman orgasm every time the bat connected with someone? :toughguy:

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Did the cameraman orgasm every time the bat connected with someone? :toughguy:

You gotta admit-- it's just so satisfying to see some crazy poo poo from the movies actually happening
-- me, a guy whose coworkers all say sounds exactly like the cameraman.

kimbo305 has a new favorite as of 22:09 on Oct 27, 2015

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001


You know, I feel bad for most of the guys in this video, but that fourth one...I'm happy for her that she spared herself a life with the lamest dude ever.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

TyrsHTML posted:

The last 2 said the amount of time (1 year and "a few months"), but I wonder how many of the rest were "we have been together for only a little bit, now marry me!" and are shocked when the woman thinks its way way too early for that call.

9 times out of 10 the guy has never even discussed it with her before hand, and the public proposal is to urge her to say yes.

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Dienes posted:

9 times out of 10 the guy has never even discussed it with her before hand, and the public proposal is to urge her to say yes.

Proposal rape

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