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Montasque posted:Jeb Bush and George W. Bush chide Donald Trump "It reflects a lack of seriousness" Jesus loving Christ
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it connotes irony
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Oct 27, 2015 04:38
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I'm starting to suspect that those articles are right and Jeb really does have no idea why he's losing.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:39
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Jeb, what in the last 6 months has given you the idea that the Republican primary electorate thirsts for seriousness Are you even trying. Do you need help, Jeb.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:40
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Bob Ojeda posted:Jeb, what in the last 6 months has given you the idea that the Republican primary electorate thirsts for seriousness He's realized there is only one way - he must appeal to us. The intellectuals.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:44
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McDowell posted:He's realized there is only one way - he must appeal to us. The intellectuals. Jeb! - The Thinking Man's Wet Fart
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Oct 27, 2015 04:47
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William Bear posted:"Jeb Can Fix It" has a nice double meaning: He should probably stay away from any "Jeb'll Fix It" branding unless he wants to be summoned as part of some kind of inquiry.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:48
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Jeb! - The Thinking Man's Wet Fart We just need to hear his policies!
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Oct 27, 2015 04:49
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Jeb made Eric Cantor his co-chair in Virginia. He's that out of touch.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:50
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Montasque posted:Jeb Bush and George W. Bush chide Donald Trump My brother totally says he did the job the best he could, your move Trump 
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Oct 27, 2015 04:55
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Jeb! always likes to play the Fixer archetype in Shadowrun, because it means he gets paid and doesn't have to take many risks.
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Oct 27, 2015 04:57
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I just realized who Jeb reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wulZFVNSo8s He should have a sad horn play subtly in in the background whenever he enters a room
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Oct 27, 2015 04:58
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Montasque posted:Jeb made Eric Cantor his co-chair in Virginia. He's that out of touch. Poor guy probably couldn't get a job anywhere else 
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Lum_ posted:Even more so now that it's not the 80s any more. Gregoriev posted:Who's fat Jon Hamm? Ted Cruz. (The guy on the left is Tony Hadley, lead singer of Spandau Ballet, now 55 and doing the 80s band nostalgia circuit)
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Montasque posted:Not sure if the video of Jeb's BLAH BLAH BLAH has been posted so... here it is: http://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/fecimg?_201510089002820143+0
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Oct 27, 2015 05:04
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Please use NMS tags per forum rules, thanks.
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Oct 27, 2015 05:05
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AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Jan 22, 2016 |
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Oct 27, 2015 05:06
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Do It Once Right posted:I both love and hate my stupid silly country.
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Montasque posted:Jeb made Eric Cantor his co-chair in Virginia. He's that out of touch. For those of you who don't remember, Eric Cantor was #2 in the House GOP, but was arrogant, overconfident, and ignored his primary opponent, an obscure eccentric professor from a university no one had heard of named Brat. Cantor's campaigns spent more on steak dinners than Brat did campaigning (not a joke). Brat won and is now the spiritual center of the Freedom Caucus, their knight in shining armor who struck at the heart of the GOPe and won. So, in other words, Cantor is a perfect fit for the Bush campaign. I hope they find room in their budget for tens of thousands of dollars of steaks!
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MasterControl posted:So your saying Lowtax for pres in nh? I'll donate to that super pac reminder that drew curtis is on the ballot for governor of kentucky in just a couple weeks and is polling above the margin of error
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Sk8r B0i
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McDowell posted:Poor guy probably couldn't get a job anywhere else Actually he makes millions of dollars as the vice-chairman of an investment bank so it's a happy ending all around
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Oct 27, 2015 05:09
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Trump's back up account.
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Oct 27, 2015 05:09
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Patter Song posted:New Hampshire's ballot access is actually pretty damned easy. All you have to do is fill out a declaration of candidacy and fork over $1,000 and you're on the ballot in the famous New Hampshire Primary. New Hampshire Primary Ballot Access thus makes a fine gift for a retiring parent or a newlywed or some such...expensive but thoughtful, and they'll be able to say they got 7 votes or whatever in a US Presidential election for the rest of their lives. bah i got a vote for president in 2012 and all it cost me was a stamp
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Patter Song posted:For those of you who don't remember, Eric Cantor was #2 in the House GOP, but was arrogant, overconfident, and ignored his primary opponent, an obscure eccentric professor from a university no one had heard of named Brat. Cantor's campaigns spent more on steak dinners than Brat did campaigning (not a joke). Brat won and is now the spiritual center of the Freedom Caucus, their knight in shining armor who struck at the heart of the GOPe and won. To add to that, Cantor embodied everything that Americans hate about politicians. I don't believe he lost his primary because he wasn't conservative enough (he was one of the most conservative members of congress by most measures) but because he was a politicial ladder climber that didn't give a poo poo about his constituents, he wasn't even in his district on Election Day. To drive it home, once he realized his politicial career was over he abandoned his seat go to make millions working on wall st. I couldn't think of a better campaign chair for JEB to embody every reason he is polling at 5%, and I'm sure Cantors ties to Wall St played no small point in bringing him on Board so that JEB can keep rattling his tin can on Wall st for some more of that sweet sweet super pac money.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I really have a hard time imagining JEB! dropping out before New Hampshire tbh Me too, but it's really not looking good for him, and his numbers just keep slowly eroding. Can he take another 3 months of this? I mean, mentally? Especially when it becomes more and more apparent that he's not going to win? It gets embarrassing after awhile. He's polling behind "Not Sure" now. He'd be lucky to finish top 5 in Iowa. His ceiling in New Hampshire appears to be third place. He's going to get flattened in South Carolina, and he's not even polling well in Florida, his "home" state. He's not going to win. It's really as simple as that. The only things holding him in it is he's not broke, so he can afford to stay in, and he's a Bush, so his pride will keep him in it. But he's not going to win, so at some point you have to ask why you're still in the race. Cigar Aficionado fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 06:03
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drat it Jeb, you're supposed to take the extra moment to furl it up so you can pull it all over your head at once. I'm glad he's not going to be president, I can only imagine him doing this to the US economy. 
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Oct 27, 2015 06:16
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Trump just gained the Chappelle vote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po2Mkhn3TtQ He will probably take the black vote back from the Democrats this year, what do you think, Boosted_C5?
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ErIog posted:I also thought it was an unconscious thing. Generally what happens is that someone campaigning from the seat already looks fit for the job due to already having had the job. This is why there was a lot of talk in 2012 about how "presidential" Romney looked. The theory was that Obama's incumbency advantage would be lessened by the fact that Romney looked "presidential." To be fair, Romney does look presidential. He looks more presidential than anyone who's ever actually been president.
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Oct 27, 2015 07:03
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Hahaha he says "special interest politics???" like a teenage girl
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Oct 27, 2015 07:20
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So how long until Trump openly calls for lynching Latinos and people let him get away with it because by golly its so refreshing that he means what he says? How are people entertained by this poo poo? It's loving scary. Unless you guys know something I don't this guy could very well be the next PoTUS.
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Here are samples of presidents' presidentialness, for illustrative purposes, rated on a scale of ten along with the major influencing factors. Obama: 5.2 (black) Hillary: 5.7 (woman) Dubya: 7.0 (chimp face) Bill Clinton: 8.8 (doughy, slightly goofy expressions) George H.W. Bush: 7.9 (vaguely nerdy/crotchety, inexplicably British face. 9.2 if not talking or smiling) Reagan: 8.2 (wattle, hair incongruously black) Carter: 7.8 (imperfectly parted hair, too obviously kind-hearted) Ford: 6.8 (Biff-like) LBJ: 6.6 (Nixon-style nose and cheeks, extremely low-hanging balls that necessitate specially tailored pants) Nixon: 6.0 (Nixon) Kennedy: 6.9 (young, looks like having an allergic reaction to a bee sting but still somehow handsome) Eisenhower: 7.4 (doe-eyed, average height, but great poise) Romney: 10.0 (nothing)
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:So how long until Trump openly calls for lynching Latinos and people let him get away with it because by golly its so refreshing that he means what he says? He has to actually win some primaries before he's even a real concern. Then he has to not bumble through the general which is pretty heavily slanted against him by any metric except maybe whites psst voting doesn't even start for another 4 months
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Oct 27, 2015 08:11
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Show the average American a picture of Romney, ask if he is president, and their response will be "obviously."
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Oct 27, 2015 08:23
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Jewel Repetition posted:Show the average American a picture of Romney, ask if he is president, and their response will be "obviously." I saw a Mitt Romney drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's. His hair was perfect
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Oct 27, 2015 08:27
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That is so perfect. Edit: I'm still excited by the guy that is excited by science. Look at Kerry's face. gently caress your hoodie Bush. When did being excited about science mean you couldn't be president. I'm so glad Obama brought the joy of science back to the whitehouse. Pohl fucked around with this message at 08:40 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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That's an interesting bug... Ok, now it works. Very weird. 
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