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I've never seen a handsome, physically fit dude go out of his way to bang a fat person. Never.
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Wicker Man posted:I've never seen a handsome, physically fit dude go out of his way to bang a fat person. Never. Feeders, nuff said I've never seen catcalling but that doesn't mean it's not out there
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Oct 26, 2015 18:02
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Wicker Man posted:I've never seen a handsome, physically fit dude go out of his way to bang a fat person. Never. A friend of mine is a super-jacked mining engineer, makes 6+ figures, and exclusively dates fat girls. Plenty of chubby chasers out there, bro.
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Oct 26, 2015 18:48
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My self-summary i want to be a full time baby. im currently waiting on a hypnosis video to help me achieve 24/7 wetting. i need to get a new measuring tape before i can start working on getting some custom baby onesies, dresses, and footie pajamas,. i found a person on Facebook who can make anything. though im conflicted i cant decide which theme my main ideas are Disney princess, my little pony, and paw patrol. i want a full nursery following those themes or any combination of those. i want a crib, a changing table, and high chair. i want to be kept as a baby 24/7 sadly i dont have any diapers at the moment and i want to be a sissy baby puppyslave  ...I think this person liked me for some reason 
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Oct 26, 2015 19:00
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I want to kick that person's rear end
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Oct 26, 2015 19:15
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Just shake him and say it was cot death.
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Oct 26, 2015 19:23
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LethalGeek posted:My self-summary After that guy who was an insufferable "ambivert" wine nerd self-fellater but had his life reasonably together, I'm glad you were able to bring us back down to a nice, regularly offensive "I'm looking into hypnosis so I can piss my diaper like a real baby."
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Oct 26, 2015 19:26
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paco650 posted:After that guy who was an insufferable "ambivert" wine nerd self-fellater but had his life reasonably together, I'm glad you were able to bring us back down to a nice, regularly offensive "I'm looking into hypnosis so I can piss my diaper like a real baby." God Bless This Mess
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Oct 26, 2015 19:28
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caberham posted:What's with men who refuse to date anyone slightly older but are comfortable dating people from half their age to their age If I was 40 and wanted kids in the future, i'd pick a 20 year old.
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Oct 26, 2015 19:38
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Wicker Man posted:I've never seen a handsome, physically fit dude go out of his way to bang a fat person. Never. It's me, I'm the guy with warped aesthetics. Slim girls are nicer to look at but you can't slam them like you can a whale.
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Oct 26, 2015 19:44
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LethalGeek posted:...I think this person liked me for some reason The phrase "wet it up" has an extremely different context here
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Oct 26, 2015 20:09
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LethalGeek posted:My self-summary Welcome to the future, folks. This is his age identity and you know what? Let's make sure he can get surgery to weaken his muscles and make him as physically helpless as a baby as well. I'm talking "can barely keep his head up" status. Screw hypnosis, let's chop up the inferior frontal gyrus to give him Broca's aphasia, and maybe a little motor cortex shuffle while we're at it. That's how you really baby it up.
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Oct 26, 2015 21:58
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Stinky_Pete posted:Welcome to the future, folks. This is his age identity and you know what? Let's make sure he can get surgery to weaken his muscles and make him as physically helpless as a baby as well. I'm talking "can barely keep his head up" status. Screw hypnosis, let's chop up the inferior frontal gyrus to give him Broca's aphasia, and maybe a little motor cortex shuffle while we're at it. That's how you really baby it up. Brilliant
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Oct 26, 2015 22:13
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That's pretty funny but I honestly just want to kick his loving butt.
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Oct 26, 2015 22:15
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Yeah. I had the same reaction. My ex BIL was studying to become a sommelier. Is it, like, a devry degree? I didn't ask because the rest of the family was super proud of him for it.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:30
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caberham posted:What's with men who refuse to date anyone slightly older but are comfortable dating people from half their age to their age Why wouldn't you do this? I don't understand the question.
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Oct 26, 2015 23:39
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Bored posted:Yeah. I had the same reaction. My ex BIL was studying to become a sommelier. Is it, like, a devry degree? I didn't ask because the rest of the family was super proud of him for it. It's where you become an expert in every facet of wine except the fun (drinking), cool (wine making), or money (wine selling) parts. It's a certification program, like installing solar systems or whatever, but of literally zero practical use besides ruining parties with your dipshit wine snobbery.
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Oct 27, 2015 00:02
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If you can't even piss your own pants when wearing a diaper you don't have the willpower to pretend to be a baby 24/7.
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Oct 27, 2015 01:13
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quote:My self-summary  PLACE YOUR BETS NOW
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Oct 27, 2015 01:16
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My guess is they don't have enough self worth individually so that profile is the sum total of all of them.
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Oct 27, 2015 01:34
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gonna guess it's the girl in the back with the black hair because she's "coping with racism" and she's the only one whose skin isn't blinding me when I look at it on my monitor.
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Oct 27, 2015 01:58
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Oct 27, 2015 02:00
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Definitely the back I also base this bet on the presumption that her two lady hangers on there don't have enough personality between them to even fill out an OKC profile without linking their tumblrs, deviantarts, or a half dozen youtube videos prefaced with "just watch this" or "my feels rn" im cute fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 02:10
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Oct 27, 2015 02:34
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Four miles is an easily searchable radius for you to find and put a stop to that.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:38
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Shumagorath posted:Four miles is an easily searchable radius for you to find and put a stop to that.
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Oct 27, 2015 02:43
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UGH
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Oct 27, 2015 04:11
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Shumagorath posted:Four miles is an easily searchable radius for you to find and put a stop to that. i want a hard target search of every henhouse, outhouse, arthouse, and coffeehouse in a four mile radius Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 04:57
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Oct 27, 2015 05:07
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Does that make it a fu bigender chu?
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Oct 27, 2015 06:56
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What cracks me up about this is that facial hair wouldn't look good on anyone, it's just gently caress YOU DAD
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Oct 27, 2015 07:04
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LethalGeek posted:What cracks me up about this is that facial hair wouldn't look good on anyone, it's just gently caress YOU DAD yep. when i was in highschool forever ago there were a couple kids who cut their hair in a friggin' tonsure to be different.
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Oct 27, 2015 07:13
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Yep. Thats about right
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Oct 27, 2015 09:09
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Otisburg posted:i want a hard target search of every henhouse, outhouse, arthouse, and coffeehouse in a four mile radius You forgot cathouse.
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Oct 27, 2015 09:15
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Is there even a name for that? GG-stache? Inverse-Hitler?
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Oct 27, 2015 09:21
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Fartmaster posted:Is there even a name for that? GG-stache? Inverse-Hitler? It's like the weakest possible approximation of a Genghis Khan maybe?
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Oct 27, 2015 09:27
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It's called the "Unfuckable".
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Oct 27, 2015 14:05
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Seriously, I defy any person to gently caress that thing without some primal instinct in your body triggering the flight reaction.
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Oct 27, 2015 14:06
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I actually powered thru and read it and hey quantum of credit for preferring the singular "they" versus some novel made-up snowflake pronoun.
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Oct 27, 2015 14:11
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Who wants to bet that the 'ethical issues' that this person had with Disability Studies was some bullshit about how considering disabled people as less physically capable of doing A Thing is inherently ableist?
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