The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Everything Counts posted:

Oh, pardon me, Santos, if that is your real name, Jerusalem...

Lois Sanborn.

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 06:14

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Mona Simpson, Mona Stevens, Martha Stewart... Muddy May Suggins?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 07:47

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

Handsome B. Wonderful.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 08:29

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

BigDave? Whom is BigDave? My name is Guy Incognito! :chord:

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DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

BigDave posted:

BigDave? Whom is BigDave? My name is Guy Incognito!

Hellooo... My name is Mr. Bum. I believe you have a letter for me.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 12:38

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

DizzyBum posted:

Hellooo... My name is Mr. Bum. I believe you have a letter for me.

Sorry, you're too late for the 4:30 Autogyro to Siam.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 12:53

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

BigDave posted:

Sorry, you're too late for the 4:30 Autogyro to Siam.

Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 13:48

Perry Normal: Jul 23, 2010; Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

How dare you make fun of my Mobile-o-mobile!? :mad:

# ? Oct 26, 2015 17:40

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

The Nastier Nate posted:

Be on the lookout for a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat.

You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate. And revulcanize my tires posthaste!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 17:45

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate. And revulcanize my tires posthaste!

How difficult could it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:28

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

How difficult could it be? I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator and which the deceleratrix.

That's some nice reckless driving Jimmy!

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York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

TMMadman posted:

That's some nice reckless driving Jimmy!

So,this driving on the left makes you feel more at home, huh, TM?

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:45

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Perry Normal posted:

How dare you make fun of my Mobile-o-mobile!?

If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will! :argh:

# ? Oct 26, 2015 18:46

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Root Bear posted:

If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will!

What the hell is that, a lawnmower?

...

What is the freakin' holdup?! :mad:

# ? Oct 26, 2015 19:19

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Root Bear posted:

If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will!

You can't hide from me in this thread, Bear! I spend 23 hours a day here!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 19:23

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will!

They're headed towards the old mill!

No we're not!

Well let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider.

# ? Oct 26, 2015 20:00

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

IMJack posted:

They're headed towards the old mill!

No we're not!

Well let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider.

If it's clear an' yella, you got juice there fellah.
If it's tangy and brown you're in cider town!

# ? Oct 26, 2015 20:07

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

TMMadman posted:

You can't hide from me in this thread, Bear! I spend 23 hours a day here!

Heh heh, get'im ma! :haw:

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Mooseontheloose: May 13, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Heh heh, get'im ma!

Why you cotton pickin' *strangles J-Ru*

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Mooseontheloose posted:

Why you cotton pickin' *strangles J-Ru*

I LOVE YOU PA :gonk:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 00:34

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

York_M_Chan posted:

If it's clear an' yella, you got juice there fellah.
If it's tangy and brown you're in cider town!

# ? Oct 27, 2015 04:35

After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Jerusalem posted:

I LOVE YOU PA

Jerusalem, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly! If a stranger offers you a ride, I say take it!

# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:17

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

After The War posted:

Jerusalem, you're dumb as a mule

Oh. It's a donkey. :wotwot:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 06:16

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Jerusalem posted:

Oh. It's a donkey.

That donkey is such a bad influence on you. :sigh:

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

York_M_Chan posted:

If it's clear an' yella, you got juice there fellah.
If it's tangy and brown you're in cider town!

Let's see... Football... Football... `Homoeroticism in'... `Oddball Canadian rules'... `Phyllis George and'...

# ? Oct 27, 2015 07:35

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Neddy Seagoon posted:

That donkey is such a bad influence on you.

Es carne de burro.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 14:57

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

Neddy Seagoon posted:

That donkey is such a bad influence on you.

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The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

York_M_Chan posted:

Es carne de burro.

That's our chef...Christopher.

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Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

BigDave posted:

Hey, MISTAH PRIME MINISTAH! ANDY!

The Boot flag is a lovely touch :allears:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 15:12

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

York_M_Chan posted:

Es carne de burro.

Can't talk; eating.

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

York_M_Chan posted:

Es carne de burro.

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After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

BigDave posted:

Isn't that wonderful? My TVIV and D&D threads come together in such a nice way! :smithicide:

# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:21

DarklyDreaming: Apr 4, 2009; Fun scary

After The War posted:

Isn't that wonderful? My TVIV and D&D threads come together in such a nice way!

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Frink: Jun 17, 2005

DarklyDreaming posted:

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JohnnyCanuck: May 28, 2004; Strong And/Or Free

All the goons in the quote thread are SOBs.

# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:15

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

JohnnyCanuck posted:

All the goons in the quote thread are SOBs.

I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!

# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:25

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

JohnnyCanuck posted:

All the goons in the quote thread are SOBs.

So I said, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."

# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Forget you buddy, thanks for nothing! :qq:

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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

So I said,"Forget you buddy, thanks for nothing! :smug:

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