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Ohio, we need to talk. You almost touch the Atlantic Ocean. A drive to the beach and back is perfectly doable on a nice summer day. You are not "the midwest". And Ohio? You border Canada. You're not "the south" either. Let it go.
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Modest Mauser posted:What I am gathering from this thread anyway is that Midwest is less of a location and more of a dismal state of existence. Again, all those claims can be refuted. If you don't think jesus freaks exist in big cities or on the east/west coast then you may need to brush up on your facts johnny boy. Again, unhealthy greasy AIDS ridden food can be found anywhere else. Ever been to the southwest? Some of the most unhealthy foods I've consumed is in southern New Mexico, authentic mexican food that tasted amazing but I instantly had diabetes 20 minutes after consuming the product. Also, I'd rather take a modest size town and live on the outskirts than living in any big city. Watching homeless people rear end-gently caress each other for crack and taking 40 minutes to drive 5 miles sounds lame as gently caress. It's not like the midwest is devoid of anything to do, there's plenty of outdoor poo poo to enjoy, and surprise! They have internet so you can continue to play Call of Duty 8, Fist my Black Ops rear end in a top hat 7. And the Kum and Go stations are fine, who gives a poo poo what they're named, it's a loving gas station that sells soda's and gasoline. It's not like the gas handle is a 14 inch veiny cock that ejaculates semen into your car. edit: Spangles is loving good, not as good as In N Out burger but better than Whataburger. double edit: Also the royals made it into the world series again. it's not a huge deal because I don't fully give a poo poo about it but nobody else did because your teams suck. triple edit: someone make a Kum & Go dildo gas pump handle and plow my rear end in a top hat with it. Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Oct 27, 2015 |
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Oct 27, 2015 16:24
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MurderBot posted:Again, all those claims can be refuted. If you don't think jesus freaks exist in big cities or on the east/west coast then you may need to brush up on your facts johnny boy. Again, unhealthy greasy AIDS ridden food can be found anywhere else. Ever been to the southwest? Some of the most unhealthy foods I've consumed is in southern New Mexico, authentic mexican food that tasted amazing but I instantly had diabetes 20 minutes after consuming the product. It is okay buddy, I am really not trying to belittle your precious flat corn fields and perverted petrol stations. Please calm down, you are making me anxious.
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Oct 27, 2015 16:33
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MurderBot posted:Also, I'd rather take a modest size town and live on the outskirts than living in any big city. Watching homeless people rear end-gently caress each other for crack and taking 40 minutes to drive 5 miles sounds lame as gently caress. The midwest is different since instead it has bad things happening to farm animals at night.
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Gas Station Loyalty
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Over the weekend I drove through Ohio and Indiana what the gently caress is in those two states despite living next to them for a while I have no idea When you drive into Indiana the welcome-to-state sign says "Indiana: America's Crossroads" Even the state tourism board is in effect telling you "nothing to see here; keep driving" state flag should be a DOT worker waving traffic through
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Oct 27, 2015 16:39
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MurderBot posted:
Have you ever been to a "big city" before? Doesn't sound like it. I think you get all your knowledge of city life is like from Always Sunny. Also, watching bum butt loving is a great past time. Thats why I live in Portland. EDIT: Also, the midwest is depressing as hell. Been to all 50 states in my 30 years and dear God, the midwest is worse than the South.
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Monkey Fracas posted:
In Ohio ? Extremely polite people and toll roads, in my experience.
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Monkey Fracas posted:Over the weekend I drove through Ohio and Indiana The only good view of the midwest in your car rear view mirror.
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MurderBot posted:Again, all those claims can be refuted. If you don't think jesus freaks exist in big cities or on the east/west coast then you may need to brush up on your facts johnny boy. Again, unhealthy greasy AIDS ridden food can be found anywhere else. Ever been to the southwest? Some of the most unhealthy foods I've consumed is in southern New Mexico, authentic mexican food that tasted amazing but I instantly had diabetes 20 minutes after consuming the product. You are a very humorless and angry person. Are you republican? I'm from Wisconsin and I lived in Washington for 7 years. I liked Washington better, but I'm here in Wisconsin. It's where I was born and raised and it isn't too terrible but it's funny to laugh about things. I'm not going to blindly defend mah home state. It has flaws, just like every other state. Some are funny. I like jokes. I'd suggest to have a few beers and chill out, but you're probably a mean drunk.
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etalian posted:The only good view of the midwest in your car rear view mirror. How about a couple miles up looking down on all that corn.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I have never been to Ohio and can't comprehend that just because things are inches apart on a map doesn't mean they're actually near each other. As a lifetime Ohio resident I can confirm there is no beach on the Atlantic that is close enough to make a day trip. On a good day it takes 7 hours to cross Pennsylvania.
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I guess 3 Floyd's brewery is in Indiana; stopped there on the way back but let's be honest it's basically in a suburb of Chicago even though it's in Indiana
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I'm really just bored at work so I decided to write a long winded message with no real bearing on my actual feelings in life and the midwest. I don't really have any loyalty/affiliation to any state/provence or region within the U.S, although I'm currently working in a city just short of a million people, so I will admit that big city life kinda sucks. Sorry you all got in a huff over my posting, but I guess that's kind of what I was hoping for. I can only hope the people on SA still like me, my internet prestige is pretty much all I live for these days, or You can all politely suck my dick from the back, either way. 
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MurderBot posted:I'm really just bored at work so I decided to write a long winded message with no real bearing on my actual feelings in life and the midwest. I don't really have any loyalty/affiliation to any state/provence or region within the U.S, although I'm currently working in a city just short of a million people, so I will admit that big city life kinda sucks. Ahh, the ol' "I was not really being a dick, just pretending to be a dick, so suck my dick" defence. Bad news, everyone in SA now hates you and wants you to die. Alone, in a Midwestern Kum & Go bathroom.
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Geoj posted:As a lifetime Ohio resident I can confirm that I can't drive and think things on the far right are things on the far left Intriguing.
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Modest Mauser posted:Ahh, the ol' "I was not really being a dick, just pretending to be a dick, so suck my dick" defence. I'm more of a Caseys general store kinda guy myself.
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you know that Twilight Zone episode where the terrifyingly powerful psychic child sends people to "The Cornfield" if they displease him The Midwest is that cornfield
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I would totally go to a gas station where the gas pumps were veiny cocks that ejaculated gasoline into my car.
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Oct 27, 2015 17:27
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Can we please just look at some pictures ffs
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MurderBot posted:I'm more of a Caseys general store kinda guy myself. Same. See you there.
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Pththya-lyi posted:Can we please just look at some pictures ffs 
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Parmesan Basil posted:I love visiting tiny dying towns like this. There's always one or two little things to make them unique and then nothing. My favorite rear end-end of night shift activity is to go crossroading on streetview. Tiny, dying towns are fascinating in that "why the gently caress would anyone live there?" way.
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Lunixnerd posted:As someone who has never been more than 100km of any ocean, this thread scares me, its like what do you mean there is no roaring blue ocean beyond those hills, just more farmland and hills? what? How do you know where you live if you are literally in the middle of nowhere? we have maps and sometime gps on phones TontoCorazon posted:Like almost everything posted in this thread is just loving awful. Eat poo poo 
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Only in the Midwest does this happen http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7044162 A frozen canister about the size of a milk jug was stolen from an unlocked barn belonging to Daniel Weness sometime last week. The canister contained a bunch of vials of bull semen valued between $300 to $1500 each, KAAL TV reports.
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 http://kstp.com/news/stories/s3872127.shtml "Drivers on Interstate 94 in the Maple Grove area experienced delays Thursday morning as crews worked to clean up after a semi hauling mayonnaise started on fire overnight." I don't know if it gets more midwest than this.
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theultimo posted:Only in the Midwest does this happen I'll do you one better - Bull semen spill causes scare, closes highway in Nashville
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tardwrangler posted:My favorite rear end-end of night shift activity is to go crossroading on streetview. Tiny, dying towns are fascinating in that "why the gently caress would anyone live there?" way. SKELLENGTON
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chicago mecca of the midwest i dont even consider nebraska to be midwest its more like the south
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naem posted:SKELLENGTON PILOT MOUND
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well occasionally the midwest has hot blonde german or swedish girls.
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Also, St Paul has the best Russian place in the US
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YarPirate posted:
RIP one week supply of one Nebraska family's Mac and Cheese sauce
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gently caress da Mods posted:chicago Nebraska is like 50% Iowa, 50% Kansas, and Kansas is 50% south, so Nebraska is 25% south
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Monkey Fracas posted:Over the weekend I drove through Ohio and Indiana Indianapolis literally built all it's highways to go around the City so you could speed right on by without having to get anywhere close to civilization
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The Midwest is depressing as hell and idk why you people live there.
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