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# ? Oct 27, 2015 02:43 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 09:12 |
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Sounds like a loser, tbh
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 02:52 |
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If you're so thoroughly into your weird fetish that you need to subtly "tee-hee" state it to large numbers of viewers on social media with bullshit stories then you probably need to get help
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 03:13 |
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Black Pants posted:I don't know if it's entirely in line with what this thread is about, but I had this friend in highschool who was.. odd? I mean, he was pretty smart, but half the stories he told were purely STDH for some reason. The one that I remember the best was when he was describing World of Warcraft to me, just after the game was released and before I'd really ever seen it myself. This is the place for people like that, too. I think we all knew at least one kid whose uncle totally worked for Nintendo and gave him a special copy of Street Fighter with Goku in it but he lost it when he moved.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 04:18 |
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jodai posted:This is the place for people like that, too. I think we all knew at least one kid whose uncle totally worked for Nintendo and gave him a special copy of Street Fighter with Goku in it but he lost it when he moved. Nope, his parents threw it out when he played it so much that Nintendo was going to hire him to do professional demos.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 04:44 |
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I'm kind of surprised imgur hasn't followed the youtube model and started showing ads for pictures and paying people based on the number of views they get. That would at least make all of these BS pictures understandable.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 04:58 |
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One of my brother's friends somehow ended up "playtesting" (I'm guessing focus group stuff) PS1 games before release due to a client of his dad's, and if I hadn't seen one of the C&C games (I think Red Alert, it was definitely before release) + the review forms had to fill out I would've never believed him. I still don't know how he fell into that considering he was like 12 at the time, but we got to play a ton of really awful games for that summer.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 05:00 |
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Why am I picturing him hacking off the feet of his victims, then serving the flesh on a bed of rice pilaf?
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 07:09 |
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With loose corn.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 07:38 |
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Black Pants posted:I don't know if it's entirely in line with what this thread is about, but I had this friend in highschool who was.. odd? I mean, he was pretty smart, but half the stories he told were purely STDH for some reason. The one that I remember the best was when he was describing World of Warcraft to me, just after the game was released and before I'd really ever seen it myself. Didn't we all have that one friend? Come to think of it in my early teens I had a buncha friends that were full of poo poo. The one video game story that stuck with me for some reason was one dude who had played one of the early hitman games telling me how he was running out of ammo during a firefight and spinning the mouse around while reloading. He told me the empty chargers falling out of the guns were sent flying through the air because of the sudden movement and hit the two remaining enemies killing them. I remember being extremely sceptical of this at a time where any kind of physics modelling in games was still pretty barebones, but he kept insisting it was true. Also my pc was too lovely to play the game for myself PYF Banal stdh that somehow stuck with you for all these years.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 08:35 |
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OctoberBlues posted:I'm kind of surprised imgur hasn't followed the youtube model and started showing ads for pictures and paying people based on the number of views they get. That would at least make all of these BS pictures understandable. It's a path that leads directly to copyright hell.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:26 |
Oh cool are we talking about "That Kid" we knew? Mine was my first friend ever, we were both five and he told me how he had "every transformers ever" except they were in the tank with his pet scorpion so if anyone wanted to play with them they'd put their hands in with the scorpion. When I went to his house I asked him about the scorpion and he said it was at his mom's house.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 12:38 |
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Nuebot posted:Oh cool are we talking about "That Kid" we knew? Mine was my first friend ever, we were both five and he told me how he had "every transformers ever" except they were in the tank with his pet scorpion so if anyone wanted to play with them they'd put their hands in with the scorpion. When I went to his house I asked him about the scorpion and he said it was at his mom's house. My daughter came home from preschool last year talking about how one of her friends has a Pokemon.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 14:59 |
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I knew a "that girl" in high school. She lied constantly; if you said you liked a band, she had seen them live just last week, got backstage and everything. If you said you liked a boy, she had just happened to overhear him talking about how much he liked you back. She was honestly a sweet person, and all her lies were fairly good natured, I think she was just super desperate for approval. Once you realized she was full of poo poo, she was pretty fun to hang out with... there was nothing malevolent about her lying, and it was kind of fun to see just how far she'd take things. She was also the queen of shoplifting, it was pretty impressive. I didn't even know her that well, but she was constantly giving me books or trinkets she'd stolen over the weekend. Of course, knowing how much she lied, she'd probably actually paid for the stuff.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 15:25 |
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I have known several people that insisted that they had a friend who was such a good guitar player that they auditioned for Ozzy. Ozzy was totally going to hire him too, until he found out this friend was only like 16, so he couldn't go on tour and stuff. Also, lots of Randy Rhodes truthers, but that's a different thing.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 16:23 |
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Funzo posted:Also, lots of Randy Rhodes truthers, but that's a different thing.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 17:45 |
A terrible liar posted:Now, my memory is a shady one, so my incidents are sort of low in detail and high in speculation and feeling. During my elementary school years, my friend Geoff and I were popular for making comics and designing games, and passing them around the room. Apparently, despite the crappiness of the drawings, they were looked at in reverence and awe. One time, in a class in third grade, I was working furiously at one of these comics. My teacher, a woman I hated incredibly because anyone in our class was smarter than her, told me to stop. Repeatedly. Yet Another Terrible Liar posted:I think I had some serious unchecked issues or something as a kid. I'm really not a violent person, but the only two "fights" I've ever been in in my life happened the same year in elementary school. The Only Black Kid in Our School was A Bad Kid™ posted:3rd Grade. There was one black kid in our school, his name was Sampson and he was the biggest rear end I have ever met. He was short, but intimidating-- so intimidating that he could do whatever he wanted whenever. I never talked to him or really knew him but one day he came up to me and held out his hand to shake mine. So, I go to shake his hand and he grabs mine and proceeds to punch me in the face.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 18:04 |
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The biggest strike against that last story is I'm positive I've heard the individual parts before in different places and with slightly different wording. It's a shambling Frankenstein of repurposed lies.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 18:22 |
Could be because the STDH was here, with us, all along.Excerpt from the first story posted:“I cannot believe you have me standing here because you can’t do your job! I want to speak to the general manager and the president of Best Buy. I belong to a large club of wealthy individuals who I will make sure will never shop here again. I don’t want to follow you anywhere, you cannot hide your incompetence from me, tell me what you have done or I want a police officer here.”
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 18:24 |
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I'm not a violent person anywhere here is a story about me kicking someone in the chest
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 18:40 |
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Could have saved all that trouble in the last one by just shaving off the dude's hair.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 18:45 |
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PUGGERNAUT posted:
I have only met this guy once or twice, but this actually how he acts. He is one of those people who, despite being in their mid-30's, acts like he is still in his high school drama society. Some Dude on Facebook posted:Why I'm not allowed In Public, Reason #9873: The STDH was Barista 2 being impressed.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:10 |
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Then everyone tossed their piping hot coffee into that insufferable oval office's face.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:31 |
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CombatBonta-kun posted:The STDH was Barista 2 being impressed. I'd joke that it's good to be polite to autistic people like the barista was being, but I know too many cool autistic people. Love though the fact that the writer has to mention they haven't been to Starbucks in HALF A YEAR. Can you imagine the self-restraint????
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 20:46 |
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sweeperbravo posted:I'd joke that it's good to be polite to autistic people like the barista was being, but I know too many cool autistic people. I would feel bad for being super judgmental about him and the people he associates with, but in the very, very limited exposure I have had with him, I cannot think of anything he has done was wasn't plain annoying. The problem is that because he associates with people that are just like him, all he gets is encouragement. The majority of the comments about his Starbucks outing were along the lines of "OMG, I love you!" or "I need to follow you around with a video camera and make you Youtube famous!". Same Guy As Before posted:***MY CONFESSION*** Basically the guy is a dick who tries to hide it by being "artistic".
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:12 |
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CombatBonta-kun posted:Basically the guy is a dick who tries to hide it by being "artistic". Jesus Christ. Anybody who writes in such a long-winded, overblown style has some loving gall calling another person "pretentious."
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 21:54 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:Jesus Christ. Anybody who writes in such a long-winded, overblown style has some loving gall calling another person "pretentious." Yeah. I reads like a creative writing assignment to write the most insufferable character you can think of.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 22:03 |
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Aleph Null posted:Yeah. I reads like a creative writing assignment to write the most insufferable character you can think of.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 22:19 |
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I dunno, he's totally believable as a Theater Person.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 22:25 |
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I hope whoever wrote those stories is dead.
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 22:31 |
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oldpainless posted:I hope whoever wrote those stories is dead. poo poo that should happen
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# ? Oct 27, 2015 22:40 |
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CombatBonta-kun posted:I would feel bad for being super judgmental about him and the people he associates with, but in the very, very limited exposure I have had with him, I cannot think of anything he has done was wasn't plain annoying. Oh, this is painful. People like this are why I've always felt embarrassed to take a day off from work/class for medical reasons. Do they think I'm lying because they've dealt with guys like this before?
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:44 |
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Of ALL of the fetishes the internet has shown us that this idiot decides to write his STDH about, he picks the absolute tamest one.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 00:46 |
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Boywhiz88 posted:poo poo that should happen lol
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 01:03 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Of ALL of the fetishes the internet has shown us that this idiot decides to write his STDH about, he picks the absolute tamest one. I'm not going to check the actual post but the meme doesn't elaborate so it could be like "step on my head while peeing on my face and calling me your sweet little angel" and she doesn't want to do that and so he tells her sister that she doesn't like his foot fetish and she says she does but she just thinks he means "touch a dick with your foot once in a while".
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 02:40 |
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CombatBonta-kun posted:Basically the guy is a dick who tries to hide it by being "artistic". In the UK during WW2 they had something called a hate academy, where they sent soldiers and showed them horrible things to teach them to hate. It didn't work as the soldiers didn't so much hate as they felt depressed, and also there was a public backlash. If only they had this story back then...
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 03:28 |
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bringmyfishback posted:I'm sorry, I just thought it was funny. When I read better late then. I was sure it was going to be lever.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:08 |
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Does he talk like that in real life?
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 08:52 |
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Allll of this poo poo: https://imgur.com/gallery/pAFKU
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 10:23 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 09:12 |
quote:Another time, I was serving a psychotic feminazi. I'm talking about the bra-less, arm-full-of-hair, moustache- toting superiority complexing nitwit who makes everybody wish for her swift and painful death. Anyways as soon as I started serving her she gave me crap because I'm a bloke. I just ignored her and zoned out a bit while she proceeded to remind me that a woman would do a better job than me.
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# ? Oct 28, 2015 11:27 |