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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Trogdos! posted:

A friend linked me a Ben Garrison cartoon. I don't think I've seen his cartoons posted here since he made those few Trump-Jeb! ones. So, open the bloodgates :unsmigghh:

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Commissioned by gamergate-figurehead Milo Yiannopoulos. Quite egotistical if you ask me.

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All of these are astounding

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Macksy
Oct 20, 2008

Perestroika posted:

Wait, the guy has actually paid somebody (a bad political cartoonist, no less) to draw a cartoon of himself as a literal knight in shining armour singlehandedly triumphing over his imagined evils? What the flying gently caress, that's a new low.

I thought that was Trump

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
BIG BIN LADEN

I am laughing at that one derisively to myself as I type this

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wage gap "myth" :psyduck:

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

zeroprime posted:

It's not as bad as it looks. He was actually foaming at the mouth prior to being bitten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzwIms-M5M

seiferguy posted:

Stantis used to commit to having animals represent politicians with silly names, but recently he's just phoning it in. Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders showed up in human form. The Animal Nuz guy puts more effort in than him.

Bernie Sanders is a dog in Prickly City.



Donald Trump, on the other hand, showed up as a human.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Perestroika posted:

Wait, the guy has actually paid somebody (a bad political cartoonist, no less) to draw a cartoon of himself as a literal knight in shining armour singlehandedly triumphing over his imagined evils? What the flying gently caress, that's a new low.

I think you're underselling the lowness considering it's a total thematic rip-off of the previous Trump one. This guy saw that cartoon, went 'I wish that was me as a cool knight fighting a dragon, except my dragon would be SJWs!' and so loved the idea that he paid the artist to make it for him. It's basically a self-insert fan comic.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Samuel Clemens posted:


Donald Trump, on the other hand, showed up as a human.


Quite possibly the biggest stretch in this comic.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
"Greased palm oil" made me chuckle.

Ben Garrison is a lot better, artistically, than many of the syndicated cartoonists posted here. It's a shame about some of his opinions.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Ben Garrison is a lot better, artistically, than many of the syndicated cartoonists posted here. It's a shame about some of his opinions.

CowHammer
Feb 18, 2013

Samuel Clemens posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfzwIms-M5M


Bernie Sanders is a dog in Prickly City.



Donald Trump, on the other hand, showed up as a human.



So you have:

Hillary, represented by a cat named Hunny Bunny
Bernie, represented by a dog named Bernie
Trump, represented by a human named Donald Trump

Got it.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

CowHammer posted:

So you have:

Hillary, represented by a cat named Hunny Bunny
Bernie, represented by a dog named Bernie
Trump, represented by a human named Donald Trump

Got it.

Pretty sure that's a rabbit.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

zakharov posted:

What does GooberGate have against dyed hair anyway?

How dare they have the temerity to not be 50s housewives and also simultaneously available for the casual sex I (and only I) want.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
e: oops

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

OAquinas posted:

Pretty sure that's a rabbit.

Nah man it's a cat

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

CowHammer posted:

So you have:

Hillary, represented by a cat named Hunny Bunny
Bernie, represented by a dog named Bernie
Trump, represented by a human named Donald Trump

Got it.

Donald Trump, The Human

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I really want Bernie to do well if only to watch him go from "Kindly old dog man" to "feral socialist hound"

Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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CowHammer posted:

So you have:

Hillary, represented by a cat named Hunny Bunny
Bernie, represented by a dog named Bernie
Trump, represented by a human named Donald Trump

Got it.

And Carly Fiorina is a rabbit named Fiorina.

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Shmorky
Nov 6, 2002

IT'S TIM

Rorus Raz posted:

Hard to find since it's a years-old twitter response (I think) but it was basically "Oh gently caress off, Bors."

the tweet itself is most likely gone as twitter has a hard time searching beyond 2011. Here is the 2008 comic though:

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Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Once again, Ramirez shows he cares so deeply about Benghazi that he can't be arsed to get Chris Stevens's name right.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010


Like an anti-hillary, except for etc.
Hence, the anti-hillary would only have accomplishments related to frequent flier miles. Also read as Hillary has meaningful accomplishments.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Selachian posted:

Once again, Ramirez shows he cares so deeply about Benghazi that he can't be arsed to get Chris Stevens's name right.

Stevens' :eng101:

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

FicusArt posted:

It amuses me (though doesn't super surprise me) that Milo made the shadowy force behind the sjw dragon the 'gaytriarchy' when he's gay.

When he himself is made of gay.


I would take the days of non-stop Viagra/Cialis/Enzyte commercials if it meant I never had to watch another Fan Duel or Draft Kings commercial again.

Broken Loose
Dec 25, 2002

PROGRAM
A > - - -
LR > > - -
LL > - - -

Trogdos! posted:

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quote:

Free stuff? While Bernie is sincere about 'helping people,' it's the middle class and poor will pay for it. There's no such thing as a free lunch, but FREEdom is worth preserving.

literally just making poo poo up at this point

fade5
May 31, 2012

by exmarx

Selachian posted:

Once again, Ramirez shows he cares so deeply about Benghazi that he can't be arsed to get Chris Stevens's name right.

Mulva posted:

Stevens' :eng101:
Either way, it's a really funny spelling of "Ansar al-Sharia". I mean I know romanization is hard and Ramirez is an idiot, but still.:colbert:

fade5 fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Oct 28, 2015

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Shmorky posted:

the tweet itself is most likely gone as twitter has a hard time searching beyond 2011. Here is the 2008 comic though:



Did Bors even direct this at Allie or did Allie take offense to this all on his own?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Except Clinton took full responsibility. Like, you don't even know what the real scandal is here. It's just bald contempt.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
Almost had me before I saw "pearl-clutchers".

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jerusalem posted:

Wage gap "myth" :psyduck:

somethign something women go into teaching something something soft sciences something something i'm a slimy disingenuous gently caress

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Boy this sure would make me mad if it was a thing Hillary Clinton said :mad:

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx

Political Cartoons 2015: We Have A Zero Percent Understanding Of What The Heck Is Going On Here

Mellow Seas
Oct 9, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Remember the lesson from Watergate: The coverup is worse than the crime. You could infer that the crime is proportional to the coverup. In this case, we can't find any evidence whatsoever that Hillary acted improperly. Considering how well it's been covered up, it must be the biggest crime of all time!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Here in the bay area I have heard "the Gaytriarchy" used to refer to the cis, white, well-off gay men that don't concern themselves much with any LGBT folks who are none of those things.

...oh! Maybe he's saving it from the Dragon of Diversity?

Hermetic
Sep 7, 2007

by exmarx

Perestroika posted:

Wait, the guy has actually paid somebody (a bad political cartoonist, no less) to draw a cartoon of himself as a literal knight in shining armour singlehandedly triumphing over his imagined evils? What the flying gently caress, that's a new low.

Actually, for Milo, that's not even the bottom of the barrel.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

Doc Hawkins posted:

Here in the bay area I have heard "the Gaytriarchy" used to refer to the cis, white, well-off gay men that don't concern themselves much with any LGBT folks who are none of those things.

...oh! Maybe he's saving it from the Dragon of Diversity?

Milo's claim to power (heh) is that, as a gay man, he is not vulnerable to cravings of the sex which these SJW harpies use to manipulate straight men into blindly following their agenda. When he appeared on Joey Rogan's talk show, he claimed that they don't have any grounds to attack him on because he's a gay man and therefore he's not supposed to be eligible for the cis-het oppressor status. In that same interview though, Joey Rogan called him out as being a self-hating gay because Milo is against gay marriage. Then Milo dug in deeper to the self-hating gay thing when he admitted that his life would be better if he was straight. He also admitted that as a 14 year old he sexually advanced on an adult priest, as well as other adults because in his own words "it gave me power over them."

So basically all you need to understand about Milo is that he's a sociopath, who is willing to say or do anything in order to carve out a particular niche as the champion of internet hatemongers.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on delay to George Osborne's tax credit cuts – With the House of Lords delaying the chancellor’s plans to cut £4.4bn from the welfare bill, Osborne must now find a way to recover from this latest setback to his plans" After Monty Python.

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Mail:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011


Oh Fuckbarn, you were so close to taking the Roosevelt's crown.

Klaus88
Jan 23, 2011

Violence has its own economy, therefore be thoughtful and precise in your investment
"Whats that? The filthy peasant workers have sent us a gently caress you in the form of :newdanger:? Better austerity harder then!"

At least the British working class made a proper fight of it against that sort of poo poo. We just folded over like lawn chairs here in the states. :smith:

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Rorus Raz posted:


Oh Fuckbarn, you were so close to taking the Roosevelt's crown.

On the contrary, this is the greatest thing to happen in the history of Day by Day

E: I mean the FuckBarn was gonna limp along and be boring for years. At least this way it gets to go out in a literal blaze of glory. Getting burned down was the best thing that could have happened to it

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PUGGERNAUT
Nov 14, 2013

I AM INCREDIBLY BORING AND SHOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD IN THE POLITICS THREAD

Trogdos! posted:




If you do an Internet search, you’ll see plenty of evidence that many of the mass shootings in schools and elsewhere involve perpetrators who were on mood-altering pharmaceuticals. Even Joshua Goldberg, a recently arrested troll, was taking medication for depression. Goldberg attacked me repeatedly for years with his troll handle, ‘European88.’ Even though he apparently rarely left his parents’ house, Goldberg still wanted to see people murdered and was arrested by the FBI when he sent out bomb instructions and encouragement to what he though were ISIS terrorists. His lawyer will no doubt plead mental incompetence with evidence of his pill-taking.
Instead of blaming big Pharma as a factor mass murder, Obama blames the guns. He wants them banned. Some of the incidences may be false flags to achieve this. The murders are real, but incidences are set up by government stooges. However, there’s one thing you will never see: A sign on the White House lawn that says, ‘GUN FREE ZONE.” Hmmm….that might make a good cartoon!
Special thanks to our Patreon member, John M., for this idea. —Ben Garrison

Why are they blaming the medication? I thought that Solving The Mental Illness Problem was the only way to stop school shootings.

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