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stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Moridin920 posted:

The Midwest is depressing as hell and idk why you people live there.
Because the South and the Coasts are even worse?

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Moridin920 posted:

The Midwest is depressing as hell and idk why you people live there.

Rural midwest is depressing but oh my god it's not close to rural east coast or west coast depressing. Look at central Pennsylvania or central California JFC.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
The Valley reminds me of the Midwest, from what I could see driving on the highway through it

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Moridin920 posted:

The Midwest is depressing as hell and idk why you people live there.

They've always lived there. Unless they do some serious traveling or get into the military, most of them just never leave. And it's not because it's fantastic there.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Moridin920 posted:

The Midwest is depressing as hell and idk why you people live there.

both coasts are pretty much just as depressing as hell too tbh and the midwest has a way lower cost of living so why not

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

thanks midwest

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

both coasts are pretty much just as depressing as hell too tbh and the midwest has a way lower cost of living so why not

What lovely parts of the coasts are you guys referring to that's just as bad as bum gently caress farm land.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Bombadilillo posted:

What lovely parts of the coasts are you guys referring to that's just as bad as bum gently caress farm land.

Well the east coast for one.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Moridin920 posted:

The Midwest is depressing as hell and idk why you people live there.


literally half of my home state wishes they lived somewhere else:

http://www.gallup.com/poll/168770/half-illinois-connecticut-move-elsewhere.aspx

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Crossposting this from the Nebraska LAN thread...



What is this you ask?



The description left out that there is a hamburger patty in there as well.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

The midwest's main export is people who wish they could be somewhere else.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Crossposting this from the Nebraska LAN thread...



What is this you ask?



The description left out that there is a hamburger patty in there as well.

gross what are you thinking nebraska

Harminoff
Oct 24, 2005

👽



Harminoff fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Oct 28, 2015

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS



Sobelmans is a shithole with terrible burgers, Bloody Mary mix from a bottle and a dickbag owner hth

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Every place everywhere that isn't a big city is essentially the midwest. The weather might be a bit different, but rural is rural.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

cheese curds own

Sound Bite
Jul 19, 2005

e: ^^This^^

bradzilla posted:

St Louis is not the midwest

Minnesota is Canada Lite. :flipoff:

The Midwest is the Slinger. Hash browns, your choice of meat (usually a burger or bacon), 2 eggs, covered in chili, cheese, and onions. Yeah, it looks like poo poo and you'll gain a new appreciation for your toilet's abilities to make things disappear, but holy gently caress is it ever delicious.

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Perkins is Midwest: the restaurant. Try to find food on that menu not slathered in bacon and ranch dressing. SLATHERED

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

double order hashbrown scattered smothered covered topped and peppered

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax

Moridin920 posted:

The Midwest is depressing as hell and idk why you people live there.

Actually other than lovely water quality the midwest pretty much owns bones

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


Goodpancakes posted:

Perkins is Midwest: the restaurant. Try to find food on that menu not slathered in bacon and ranch dressing. SLATHERED

There's a Perkins in my city and its been here forever and always been some of the worst food you can eat here. Now that I realize they're from the Midwest it makes complete sense

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

lol

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Blue Train posted:

cheese curds own

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

what is midwest besides a miserable pile of fat white people

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


etalian posted:

The midwest's main export is people who wish they could be somewhere else.

they aren't being exported though

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

etalian posted:

what is midwest besides a miserable pile of fat white people

occasionally there is a moonfaced white girl with mediocre tits who will do things to your penis

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Blue Train posted:

occasionally there is a moonfaced white girl with mediocre tits who will do things to your penis

Like that's a bad thing.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Zahgaegun posted:

Like that's a bad thing.

yea I thought it was an implied benefit

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Blue Train posted:

yea I thought it was an implied benefit

Oh cool, s'alright.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Zahgaegun posted:

Like that's a bad thing.

it's good until realize that the girl would not be out of place at gathering of juggalos

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

it's good until realize that the girl would not be out of place at gathering of juggalos

i went to an ICP show in 1998.
Does that make me a juggalo?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i went to an ICP show in 1998.
Does that make me a juggalo?

depends, have you ever taken a faygo shower?

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i went to an ICP show in 1998.
Does that make me a juggalo?

It makes you forevergross, if that helps?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Handle with Caution
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

depends, have you ever taken a faygo shower?

I tryed to avoid it

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I have some coupons for free faygo, but I can't find any for sale. :(

Mr. McGibblets
Sep 17, 2015

by Deplorable exmarx

Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

Actually other than lovely water quality the midwest pretty much owns bones

Huh? Well if you live in the "real" Midwest you have well water and that poo poo owns.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Huh? Well if you live in the "real" Midwest you have well water and that poo poo owns.

no it tastes like blood or metal its bad and hosed up

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

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