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pram
Jun 10, 2001

timely joke

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


it's a little known fact that this game was actually meant to be a tutorial on how to effectively use your new computer. it was so bad that everybody thought it was a atmospheric and groundbreaking adventure-puzzle game

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puwllq0fBLs

manero
Jan 30, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYGRPIfKU2A

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

duTrieux. posted:

it's a little known fact that this game was actually meant to be a tutorial on how to effectively use your new computer. it was so bad that everybody thought it was a atmospheric and groundbreaking adventure-puzzle game

is this a windows joke?

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

i immediately went to the middle of this video and was like "oh look, a blatant metroid knock off", and then i went to the beginning and read the video title

nailed it.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9kls6bMkRo

im the perfect human

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
halloween rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rL5Ilyv98c8

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

:tipshat:

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a0Z2yndlOs

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Roosevelt posted:

is this a windows joke?

it's not a joke, my friend.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat


SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob3ktDxAjWI

millennials!!!!!!!

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


twitter is great

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgnQll3AccE

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uucE2ki-Lnk

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

lol

Horns
Nov 4, 2009

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Golden-i posted:

probably confusing mW and MW

i'm not, 5 miliwatts is still enough to cause temporary blindness if you get it in the eye. walking around in a suit that shoots them everywhere at random is a problem.

also, ain't nobody walking around in a suit pushing 5 megawatts on 120 diodes

pram
Jun 10, 2001

lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



infernal machines posted:

i'm not, 5 miliwatts is still enough to cause temporary blindness if you get it in the eye. walking around in a suit that shoots them everywhere at random is a problem.

also, ain't nobody walking around in a suit pushing 5 megawatts on 120 diodes

just grab my nexusmod for fallout 3 and you can make it happen

the hippest wanderer in the wastes, knee deep in corpses

The_EnclRave_Power_Armor.bsp

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



duTrieux. posted:

it's a little known fact that this game was actually meant to be a tutorial on how to effectively use your new computer. it was so bad that everybody thought it was a atmospheric and groundbreaking adventure-puzzle game

the demo with the brick walls was fun but the rails aspect was pretty boring

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



gently caress yeah it does

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

duTrieux. posted:

it's a little known fact that this game was actually meant to be a tutorial on how to effectively use your new computer. it was so bad that everybody thought it was a atmospheric and groundbreaking adventure-puzzle game

explain.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

the uncontrolled nerdgasm on the left ugh

CrazyLittle
Sep 11, 2001





Clapping Larry

Beast of Bourbon posted:

how is a 5 mw laser illegal?

im thinking more like public nuisance, shining them in peoples eyes etc because you have no control where all the LASERBEAMS go like into traffic etc

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
thats not strong enough to be illegal in many countries. australia 1mw is the limit i think. ive got a 50, its ok during day and at nighttime it owns. the purple laser ive got is kinda weak but interesting because it seems impossible to focus on the dot, its like the size of the dot is absolute within your eye rather than relative to the distance it is away (which is literally every other visual pehenoemeone)

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

pram posted:

timely joke

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

"the wwan-card does not work, but the party people will never know" really struck home

i can't use my laptop's GPS because windows 10 does not support the NMEA GPS standard for its location API, because microsoft basically just mashes their face against the keyboard when deciding when to include legacy support

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

i loving love this clip. i remember downloading this movie to watch with my friends, getting stoned and then rewinding this scene a good dozen times and laughing my rear end off

goddamn getting old is depressing

hail satan

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIRnM6s4GNo

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008







BARONS PEARLY CHOMPER

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001


mulled wine sounds much better than this

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
when i visited the US god i binged on ddp

its speciallhy imported here and like $2 a can

i got like a doz at kroger or whatever for like idk $6? god i drank a lot of it

sorta sick of it now




http://www.onionstudios.com/videos/the-onion-reviews-jurassic-world-2916

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
america has no idea how cheap its junk food is. its truly incredible

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KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjrZWVS-fvk

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