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Asgerd
May 6, 2012

I worked up a powerful loneliness in my massive bed, in the massive dark.
Grimey Drawer

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Looks like the ayes have it.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Poor kid, he wants his parents to love him and be proud of him. :smith:

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Poor kid, he wants his parents to love him and be proud of him. :smith:

Has he met his parents? :tem:

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Man, his eyes came back quick.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Why are both of Pasqualo's parents such incredible fuckheads? God drat, Jennifer is a monster.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

rotinaj posted:

Why are both of Pasqualo's parents such incredible fuckheads? God drat, Jennifer is a monster.

I know, greasy hair? Unforgivable.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I'm the little bump on Jennifer's head.

egon_beeblebrox
Mar 1, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Where's my Pasq's Dad Force Ghost. I feel like I need him here.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Quick survey, who do you think is worse: Pasqualo's mom or Pasqualo's dad?

Personally? I think his mom is worse. Don't get me wrong, they're both clearly evil and terrible parents. It's just that Papa Pas is totally upfront and honest about his evil and I can respect that even if I don't like it. Meanwhile Mama Pas tries to deny and justify her evil with shallow, self-righteous "heroism" which I can't stand (even if she does have great taste in hats).

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Pasq's dad at least stuck around and took care of him, even if you really have to stretch your definition of "care".

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

ThatBasqueGuy posted:

Pasq's dad at least stuck around and took care of him, even if you really have to stretch your definition of "care".

From "spiteful gambit", yeah

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Pasqualo's Dad is clearly the better person. If he were really serious about hating his son he would have made a better effort in poisoning Pasq's Corn Flakes.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t
Pasq's dad probably uploaded his consciousness into an AI just prior to the talent show and was just pretending to be a pre-recorded message to further troll his son.

Can't prove me wrong because Pasq burned down the evidence and - oh.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I keep thinking he may have another hidden message/trap INSIDE of Pasqualo that gets triggered by having his Mom try something on him. Maybe if she tried messing with those red boxes inside of him?

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Wicker Man posted:

I keep thinking he may have another hidden message/trap INSIDE of Pasqualo that gets triggered by having his Mom try something on him. Maybe if she tried messing with those red boxes inside of him?

"Don't touch these guttyworks okay thanks bitch"

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Wicker Man posted:

I keep thinking he may have another hidden message/trap INSIDE of Pasqualo that gets triggered by having his Mom try something on him. Maybe if she tried messing with those red boxes inside of him?

"God Jenny you're such a dumb bitch. THIS is how you deactivate him!"

Pyroi
Aug 17, 2013

gay elf noises
Pasmom has my support, her rhymes are too sick.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry



Hmmm.. not too good against the cold.

tlarn
Mar 1, 2013

You see,
God doesn't help little frogs.

He helps people like me.
"Distressing" into "I'm stressing," boy's fallen far down the slope

Ballz
Dec 16, 2003

it's mario time

Of course she'd be Vash the Stampede.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


tlarn posted:

"Distressing" into "I'm stressing," boy's fallen far down the slope

Better than rhyming "you" with "you" like Jenny just did.

Or maybe she's dropping the whole rap thing now that she's just going to straight up murder her kid.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Or maybe she's dropping the whole rap thing now that she's just going to straight up murder her kid.

No. She's better than that.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Mic dropped. Including his pants. Owned.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
Oh man, that's a level-9 served, there's no coming back from something like that. :ohdear:

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Welp, I guess Pasq is dead now and Jenny is the new protagonist.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Pow! Gangsta poo poo.

Franz von Dada
Feb 10, 2014

A Boy and His Parasite
the brain is still intact

he's fine, guys

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Franz von Dada posted:

the brain is still intact

he's fine, guys

He heals fast. At first it was just gurgling then he could make small words. Just a neat little detail.

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Wasabi the J posted:

Pow! Gangsta poo poo.

drat, beat me to it.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Franz von Dada posted:

the brain is still intact

he's fine, guys

He was killed, in spirit.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

So he's going to hit rock bottom then go through a training montage so he can have some self-respect and be worthy of the love of his lady, snake lady, angel lady and sporty lady (she hasn't been introduced yet.)?

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Now's Trisssh's opportunity to get them eggs in....

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Wasabi the J posted:

Now's Trisssh's opportunity to get them eggs in....

I'm suffering from Trisssh withdrawal.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
:frogsiren: :frogsiren: :frogsiren:

Wicker Man fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Oct 28, 2015

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

GUESS WHO FUCKNUTS

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
Best character.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

It's probably been pointed out already but is that the alien from Dr Slump on her shoulder?

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Thank goodness his father's foresight has protected Pasqualo once again! :downs:

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TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Thank goodness his father's foresight has protected Pasqualo once again! :downs:

I think you mean his father's love, of course.

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