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After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Jerusalem posted:

Forget you buddy, thanks for nothing! :qq:

I'll tell you something that's not so funny. Right now, Jerusalem's at home, crying like a little girl!

Jerusalem posted:

So I said,"Forget you buddy, thanks for nothing! :smug:"

I guess it is a little funny. :stonklol:

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Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

York_M_Chan posted:

I don't know you, but I'm sure you're a jerk!

I've only been here for a few minutes, what's going on? :confused:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Root Bear posted:

I've only been here for a few minutes, what's going on? :confused:

Do we really want Old Man Root Bear here with his finger on the button? :smugbert:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

TMMadman posted:

So I said, "Look buddy, your car was upside-down when I got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that."

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Jerusalem posted:

Do we really want Old Man Root Bear here with his finger on the button? :smugbert:

Kill Wealthy Moderator.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Jerusalem posted:

Do we really want Old Man Root Bear here with his finger on the button? :smugbert:

WHAT BUTTON?!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Deviant posted:

WHAT BUTTON?!

Hmm. These campaign buttons are all partisan. Don't you have any neutral ones? "May the better man win?" "Let's have a good, clean election?" That sort of thing?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Deviant posted:

WHAT BUTTON?!

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

You pressed "You" referring to "Me" That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Deviant posted:

WHAT BUTTON?!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

DarklyDreaming posted:

You pressed "You" referring to "Me" That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

Can we go quote outside? AWAY from the bear?

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Skeesix posted:

Can we go quote outside? AWAY from the bear?

Ham no function bear well without. :stare:

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
It's like a freakin' country bear jamboree around here!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
You know when the signs say "Do No Feed The Bears"?

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

BigDave posted:

You know when the signs say "Do No Feed The Bears"?



He'll give up in about an hour or so. Cobra...nature's quitters.

York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003

The Nastier Nate posted:

It's like a freakin' country bear jamboree around here!

Rawr rawr rawr... no one understands you, she bear.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Mooseontheloose posted:

He'll give up in about an hour or so. Cobra...nature's quitters.

Sorry Moose, I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Let the bears pay the bear tax!

I pay the Deviant tax!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Deviant posted:

Let the bears pay the bear tax!

I pay the Deviant tax!

Book 'em, Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an accessory to being a bear.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Do over Ham posted:

Hmm. These campaign buttons are all partisan. Don't you have any neutral ones? "May the better man win?" "Let's have a good, clean election?" That sort of thing?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BigDave posted:

You know when the signs say "Do No Feed The Bears"?



When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means something's wrong. When a woman says something's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your rear end off.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Monday_ posted:

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means something's wrong. When a woman says something's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your rear end off.

When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous bloodsucking monsters always wanting more, More, MORE!
And if you give it to them you'll get plenty back in return.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


BigDave posted:

You know when the signs say "Do No Feed The Bears"?



Why does a bear need a crowbar?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Why does a bear need a crowbar?

Ahh good old Bluey.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

BigDave posted:

You know when the signs say "Do No Feed The Bears"?



Yes No 242

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Deviant posted:

Let the bears pay the bear tax!

I pay the Deviant tax!

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

TMMadman posted:

Ahh good old Bluey.

TMMadman, leave that crowbar here! You know I don't like you prying and Boardroom jimmying!

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

The Nastier Nate posted:

When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous bloodsucking monsters always wanting more, More, MORE!
And if you give it to them you'll get plenty back in return.

Queen of the harpies!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

After The War posted:

TMMadman, leave that crowbar here! You know I don't like you prying and Boardroom jimmying!

Don't mess with me. I've got jimmies!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Don't mess with me. I've got jimmies!

Stay back, I have powers!



Political powers! :black101:

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Root Bear posted:

Stay back, I have powers!



Political powers! :black101:

Dear god protect this rocket house and all who dwell within this rocket house :ohdear:

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Root Bear posted:

Stay back, I have powers!



Political powers! :black101:

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Democracy simply doesn't work. :geno:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DarklyDreaming posted:

Dear god protect this rocket house and all who dwell within this rocket house :ohdear:

Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career: Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do over Ham posted:

Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career: Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion!

I must say I'm surprised, I had you pegged as a drifter.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Do over Ham posted:

Actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career: Olympic gold medal rocket sled champion!

Do over Ham has won the Nobel Prize... in kickboxing!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Jerusalem posted:

I must say I'm surprised, I had you pegged as a drifter.

Lousy Sheriff! Run me outta town will ya?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

IMJack posted:

Do over Ham has won the Nobel Prize... in kickboxing!

A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.

BigDave fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Oct 30, 2015

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


BigDave posted:

A congenital heart defect has apparently felled Tatum moments before he could step into the ring.

We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

DizzyBum posted:

We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker.

Ya mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? Well, that's just loverly.

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Do over Ham posted:

Ya mean it ain't me noggin, it's me peepers? Well, that's just loverly.

Do Over Ham and I were engaged to be wed back in the old country.
Then he got his eyesight back.
Suddenly the ugliest man in TV IV wasn't good enough for him.

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