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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

LOL: "You had a surplus when you came in and now you have a deficit. Are you going to do the same thing for America as you did for Louisiana?" :allears:

"Yes!" he says. :allears:

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I will gently caress YOU UP AMERICA, Jindal 2016!

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Answer the loving question you're actually asked Jindal

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
a governor - UH UHHHU UHUHUHUHHH a president

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

How much of what he's saying about LA right now is a flagrant lie and how much is stretched truth?

lol RIP Jindal wtf


Jindal is literally campaigning while Louisiana burns

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Smartest guy in the room right here.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Bobby Jindal: "I'm not your guy."

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Moderator: Did you use your governership as a stepping stone to a presidential run?

Jindal: Yes

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
At what point are taxes low enough that they no longer need to be cut?

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

lol at Jindal for making the fact that he cut 30,000 jobs a core of his campaign

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

I'm anxious to see how Graham manages to literally answer every single question with a call to bomb some brown people

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Rip Testes posted:

At what point are taxes low enough that they no longer need to be cut?

0%

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Absurd Alhazred posted:

LOL: "You had a surplus when you came in and now you have a deficit. Are you going to do the same thing for America as you did for Louisiana?" :allears:

"But I fired 30,000 workers!"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Rip Testes posted:

At what point are taxes low enough that they no longer need to be cut?

Never. Haven't you heard of a negative income tax? :getin:

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
This debate is kind of the best because the fuckups no matter how small literally spell the end for multiple campaigns

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
When we return, Jindal's podium will have been crushed by the loose Raytheon blimp.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

rivetz posted:

This debate is kind of the best because the fuckups no matter how small literally spell the end for multiple campaigns

they're already at the kid's table. it's not like anybody's going to notice if they're not there next time

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
WOAH! A phone app with stock charts! :monocle:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Questions so far have been good. Answers... not so much.

Soonmot
Dec 19, 2002

Entrapta fucking loves robots




Grimey Drawer
So Santorum wants everyone to have welfare babies and Jindal will fire all government employees. Is that my takeaway for this first section?

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Not sure if this is my stream or the actual feed from the US, but is the CNBC voiceover Australian for the rest of you?

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
BMW, the choice of British pedophiles

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Holy poo poo Jindal, I think we just watched a man's future die at the same time he realized his legacy is burning


edit - oh my god yes talk about technology

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat

Mauser posted:

they're already at the kid's table. it's not like anybody's going to notice if they're not there next time
Yeah I know but it's just funny, like how dropping a dime into a sewer grate means A Lot More to a 3-year-old than it does to a grownup

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Cyber-war question, hahahaha.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
jesus christ close your mouth cramer

AlternateNu
May 5, 2005

ドーナツダメ!
Oh snap! Jim Cramer asking questions that have nothing to do with the economy! :v:

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
everyone looking orange as gently caress

ixnay
Jun 11, 2002

rainbow dash why are you making such a cool face?!
CYBER WAR

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
We need a CSI: Cyber team, obv

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I guess I wasn't paying attention, but I just turned this on and whoa Jim Cramer out of nowhere.

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Jim Cramer needs to tone down why is he shouting.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"You know what's better than a cyber war? An actual war" - Lindsay Graham

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
George Pataki's Cyber Jew Squad

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
E-MAILS!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Pataki's cyber security plan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
This debate reminded me that David Vitter and Jim Cramer exist.

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011
Welcome to our debate exlusively about the american economy

should we declare cyber war upon north korea

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
OH GOD YOU GAVE HIM THE OPENING.

We know it for a fact!

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sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Didnt people figure out that the Sony hack wasn't actually North Korea? Or did I dream that?

also, Emailghazi slam

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