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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
lol what the gently caress is my ex governor talking about

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
About time someone brought the emails into this.

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

Uh yes he would be Ukraine

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

would Putin be in the Ukraine if Reagan were president?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
lol "Graham, you want to glass the Middle East. Is that enough?"

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Bringing it around to Hillary gets you 7 debate points.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
LOL GRAHAM i will personally punch russia

resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Huge applause for hillary burn...

Ooh, tell us about being a strong , manly leader, Lindsay! :allears:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Lindsey didn't get a box to stand on this time, it seems

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Lindsey Graham is going to fist everyone.

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
Graham looks positively tiny next to Pataki from that low audience angle of the panel

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Jesus, Graham.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
oh poo poo he said crap

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

Joementum posted:

Lindsey Graham is going to fist everyone.

Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Grahm said doody

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Would someone PLEASE just let Graham loving bomb someone already.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
"Make me Commander in Chief and this crap stops". LOL, :tinsley:

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Pataki trots out the email server and mugs to applause.

Ahahaha, how tall is Lindsey Graham? He looks tiny when they go to the group shot. Just heard one of the mods laughing at his "Make me commander and chief and this crap STOPS!"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Luigi Thirty posted:

would Putin be in the Ukraine if Reagan were president?

Yes, the USSR included the Ukraine in the 1980s

Next question

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
C'mon Santorum. Hands is your issue!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTvwaE0L6lg

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Grem posted:

Would someone PLEASE just let Graham loving bomb someone already.

Newt should have been a zookeeper. Apparently Graham's calling is drone pilot.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Did Cramer just call Graham a whore?

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Did Santorum just say the words "global warming" unironically

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
someone should check santorum's back of the envelope math with like, maybe, actual math

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Grem posted:

Would someone PLEASE just let Graham loving bomb someone already.

He's got his campaign in his sights, he's just waiting to hit the big red button.

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
oo oo did Santorum just implicitly endorse the scientific consensus on global warming

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Oh look at this dead in the water dude who wants a flat tax for corporations

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
how will i solve global warming? by making sure honest, hardworking americans have jobs

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Jimdal's 5 o'clock shadow is horrifying in HD.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
I'll get rid of the death penalty.
-Bobby Jindal

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Jindal: "I'd get rid of the death penalty."

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx

Pompous Rhombus posted:

Pataki trots out the email server and mugs to applause.

Ahahaha, how tall is Lindsey Graham? He looks tiny when they go to the group shot. Just heard one of the mods laughing at his "Make me commander and chief and this crap STOPS!"

He's 5'7". Pataki is 6'5".

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I'd forgotten that Jindal hasn't given up yet. :nallears:

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
"I get rid of the death penalty NO WAIT I MEAN"

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
JINDALS GONNA GET RID OF THE DEATH PENALTY!

he meant estate tax

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747
American global warming for Americans!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Now we move to the segment where they argue whose percentage is lower.

DutchDupe
Dec 25, 2013

How does the kitty cat go?

...meow?

Very gooood.
Jindal literally begging for applause.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol requesting claps

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



MrChupon posted:

Did Cramer just call Graham a whore?

Oh just re-watched it 5 times. "A Hawk"

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