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Who will win the debate?
Donald Trump
Ben Carson
Marco Rubio
Jeb! Bush
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Mike Huckabee
Chris Christie
Rand Paul
John Kasich
Bobby Jindal
Rick Santorum
Lindsey Graham
George Pataki
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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Oh, christ, Lindsay's saying that climate change is real! And won't deport the 11 million illegal immigrants (except the felons)! Well, he's done.

But he got huge applause though...

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Shakenbaker
Nov 14, 2005



Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo I come in to Lindsey Graham saying what he should've said for a while. Amazing.

Still a dickhead but holy poo poo.

Pompous Rhombus
Mar 11, 2007
Holy poo poo that Sanders burn :supaburn:

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.
GRAHAM IS ANGRY! ANGRY ABOUT POLITICS!

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
There's no way Graham didn't get blitzed before getting on stage

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
"IM MAD AS HELL AND I DONT WANT TO BE SOBER ANYMORE" -sen. graham

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Beforehand posted:

Actually a decent Bernie joke there, haha.

Graham is actually the best candidate in the race right now at intentional jokes

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Naet posted:

I hope Lindsey Graham just drunkenly rants over everyone else for the next hour.

No, no, I want Jindal to bury himself deeper.

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Drunk Lindsey should get a bump from this debate. I think showing up loaded should be his gimmick, I'd love to see him in the big table debate all sauced up screaming at Carson and Trump.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Trump may be the meme candidate but Graham is the :iceburn: candidate

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I hope Graham gets an upgrade to the big debate next time.

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Popular Thug Drink posted:

"IM MAD AS HELL AND I DONT WANT TO BE SOBER ANYMORE" -sen. graham

I can agree with him on that.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


just tuning in. any new nuggets from these jokers?

sexy fucking muskrat
Aug 22, 2010

by exmarx
Is the kids table 60 minutes or 90?

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
I'm going to vote for whoever promises to ban FanDuel and Draft Kings

Dr. Tough
Oct 22, 2007

Man the stream I've got has some smooth music during the commercial breaks

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age


he's explaining to the crowd how Jade Empire worked

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012

Mr Jaunts posted:

Is the kids table 60 minutes or 90?

It's 75 on my DVR.

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx

Zoran posted:

I'm going to vote for whoever promises to ban FanDuel and Draft Kings

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

I hope Graham gets an upgrade to the big debate next time.

Seconded. I think he's one of the few candidates who can sling it as well as Trump.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



LMAO yeah I'm sure those illegals are getting $20+/hr

You put a $20/hr job on the market right now, unless it's in like NYC or SF, and you're going to have a stack of applicants.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I can't wait for Rick Santorum's Bold Plan to Solve All this Which He Already Introduced in the Senate in the 90s.

rivetz
Sep 22, 2000


Soiled Meat
I sense that's it on climate change

Dahbadu
Aug 22, 2004

Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"

Joementum posted:


Claims to be Constitutionally Eligible - 25.22%

:perfect:

Also, sweet OP!

Winkie01
Nov 28, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

LMAO yeah I'm sure those illegals are getting $20+/hr

You put a $20/hr job on the market right now, unless it's in like NYC or SF, and you're going to have a stack of applicants.

Yeah, I called bullshit as soon as I heard that.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Epic High Five posted:

LMAO yeah I'm sure those illegals are getting $20+/hr

You put a $20/hr job on the market right now, unless it's in like NYC or SF, and you're going to have a stack of applicants.

it's probably something in the middle of nowhere scraping poo poo out of cow carcasses with rusty knives

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Epic High Five posted:

LMAO yeah I'm sure those illegals are getting $20+/hr

You put a $20/hr job on the market right now, unless it's in like NYC or SF, and you're going to have a stack of applicants.

Why would anyone be paying illegals that much? Isn't the whole point of hiring them in the first place so that you...DON'T pay them that much?

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
The whole stage is talking at once

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I was afraid that Pataki was going to knock over the midget Graham with his massive bear arms

smg77
Apr 27, 2007
Lindsey Graham is going way off the reservation on the immigration stuff

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
this is like an always sunny ep

Beforehand
Oct 14, 2012
These people are literal children.

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
mommy and daddy are fighting

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Nope, Pataki is this debate's Webb.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

pataki is the down to earth everyman grandpda candidate nobody gives a gently caress about

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Hell yeah Pataki :cheers:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
don't go to college, pataki says

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



KHORNE IS PLEASED

Popular Thug Drink posted:

it's probably something in the middle of nowhere scraping poo poo out of cow carcasses with rusty knives

For $20/hr you'd get people willing to commute an hour each way to do that right now.

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Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

DARPA Dad posted:

mommy and daddy are fighting

Trying to get their son to come out of the closet

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